Mario: Oh you mamma mia. (Gibberish)
SMG4: Aww hell no.
Announcer: And we are launching right into the Season Two Merch Battle!
SMG4: ITS TIME TO D D D D DDDDDUEL!
Announcer: Oh! And we are off starting with a very cute note with the Tari Duckie Shirt!
Tari: Huh? What the...?
Tari: Wow! (giggles)
Announcer: This is a premium fibered shirt featuring everyone's favorite gamer, Tari.
Announcer: Look how adorable she is holding up her beloved toy duck.
Mario: Aha! (Gibberish) Take a This!
Announcer: Oh! And Mario responds with a very powerful SMG4 comic shirt!
Announcer: Oh! And Mario responds with a very powerful SMG4 comic shirt! (SMG4: (GASP))
Announcer: You all might remember this scene from a certain pizza themed SMG4 episode.
Announcer: Starring Meggy, Bob, and Boopkins, the dynamic art style of this shirt almost makes it feel alive.
Boopkins: Yaaay! Bob, I remember this scene!
Bob: oH mAN I GOt SLaPpEd sO hARd.
Meggy: (inkling excitement)
Mario: Haha! Watcha gonna do, huh?
SMG4: Not done yet!
SMG4: You're going down!
SMG4: How about THIS?!
Announcer: Oh wait! I-Is that..?
Mario: NANI?????
SMG4: Waluigi, I choose you!
Waluigi Launcher!