Hey, you want to know the best game console of all time?
The Tesla Model 3. Here is every game ranked
number 21
is super breakout.
Yeah. OK, we got this.
Now, I've been a breakout fan for many years, but on the Tesla,
no matter which control method you pick, there's just a bit too much lag
on your pedal, making this game just incredibly unfun to play.
All right. Breakout sucks.
Number 20 is Luna Lander.
It's just really slow.
If I wanted to be bored, I would go out and sit in traffic.
Number 19 is gravitar.
It's kind of like asteroids, but a lot harder.
And asteroids itself is hard.
It's just a bit much to be enjoyable.
Yeah.
Number 18 is Tempest, and this is kind of why... it's got steering wheel controls....
But if the wheel isn't 100% straight
it'll start controlling itself, and it's almost unplayable.
Yeah, it's a lot easier with a controller.
Number 17 is centipede.
If you're like an arcade aficionado
and noticed that the thing on the screen is Millipede.
Well, that's number 16.
I considder them both the same game.
Fight me in the comments.
So number 15 is missile command, which, you know, it was pretty fun to play
with an Xbox controller, but you can also play it with the steering
wheel and touch controls, and that's completely broken.
Again, it just does not work properly.
what's wrong with Game Over?
Number 14 is Asteroids.
Asteroids is still as hard as ever.
This actually controls fairly well with the steering wheel,
and you can kind of get pretty good at zipping around and shooting rocks
and UFOs. Out of all the arcade titles on the Tesla.
I reckon it's the best. Number 13 is Backgammon.
What?
What use is a futuristic self-driving car if you can't play
one of the world's oldest and most enduring table games.
Also, sorry if you know how backgammon works,
you'll notice I have no idea what I'm doing.
This is literally the first time I've ever played this game.
I don't know what's going on here, but that's fine.
I really want to eat a mentos now...
Oh I've got one down here.
Number 12 is Fallout Shelter.
Now, I kind of enjoyed Fallout Shelter.
When it came out on phones
because it is one of those games where you kind of have to keep managing it
and clicking on stuff and checking back over and over again.
That's kind of hard to do when you're driving your car around.
You don't always have your car in your pocket.
Shelter is a fun little time sink, but if you really want to play this
properly, you'll be sitting in your car a lot, waiting for timers.
Number 11 is the very simple puzzle game 2048, which basically has
you just matching up the same number
a bunch of times until you get a really high score.
The reason I have it so high up is because it's simple.
It's a perfect little brainteaser to whip out
while you're waiting for a passenger to run to the bathroom
or duck into the shops.
Number ten is solitaire.
Now, I'm not a huge solitaire player.
I haven't played a lot at all.
And you can see that right now if you stack them like that, right?
Oh, you go up.
No? But I know so many people love it.
And if you're a big fan of doing it on Microsoft Windows,
well, now you can do it on your car.
So yeah.
Well done.
OK. Number nine is Sudoku and similar to Solitaire.
There are a lot of people
who enjoy just whipping out an old Sudoku puzzle every now and then.
And yeah, again, you can do it on your car now.
So what's not to love?
The eighth best game on the Tesla Model three is chess.
Now we were not too long ago unable to get computers to play chess.
Now your car can handily beat you at chess.
So what does that say about you? Hmm?
Number seven is Sky Force Reloaded, which is a pretty simple shoot em up.
Its fairly quick levels
are perfect for short stops, but you may end up playing this a lot longer.
As you attempt to fully upgrade your plane.
Number six is beach buggy racing 2, which is probably the best showcase
of using the steering wheel and brake to actually play games.
You can use the brakes, but you can't use the accelerator.
And I think that might be for safety.
It's certainly no Mario Kart and it's a little janky,
but the novelty of playing a driving game with your car's physical steering
wheel and brake more than makes up for it.
You might also notice that the Tesla is white here and that is
because it changes depending on the color of Tesla.
Number five is Sonic the Hedgehog, now in theaters
what can I say?
Yu can't beat a classic, but he's no Mario.
It is very strange playing an early nineties game on a futuristic
electronic car with a Xbox controller from the 2010's.
Number four is Battle of Polly Topia, which is kind of a mobile
take on the Civilization Games.
This game is perfect for Tesla because you can pretty much set
how long you want the games to go for, and you can also play multiplayer
if you've got a passenger.
Number three actually surprised me a little bit.
It's Cat Quest which is a light take on an RPG.
It's like a really sped up RPG.
This is a great game
to feel like you've progressed far, even with a fairly short play session.
I'm just getting really into it.
Number two is actually one of my favorite games
of all time, and I was stoked to find it on the Tesla Model three.
It's the beautifully hand animated cup head.
It's a gorgeous little game, and the only reason why it's not number
one for me is that Tesla's only get the first level.
So maybe this will incentivize you to buy the full thing on another platform,
number one.
And the absolute best game on the Tesla Model three has to be Stardew Valley.
Stardew Valley is probably
one of the most beloved indie games out there and for good reason.
It's fun, addictive and incredibly rewarding.
While it may make
you want to sit in your Tesla for a lot longer than you usually would,
tending to a digital farm is just a great way to relax
while you're waiting for your car to charge.
OK, that's every game on the Tesla.
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