I'm with my good friend
- Tiffany Haddish. -Yay.
Kevin: And we're roller blading today.
And Tiffany decided to wear an outfit.
-I did. -Yes.
-I'm rolling ready, baby. -Okay. Tiffany...
-I got the socks. -Okay. Tiffany,
don't put your leg up like that
in these cameras. -These socks--
Okay, I'm sorry. -Kevin:
( upbeat music )
-Tiffany: So you've taught me a lot of things,
so I thought to myself,
"Tiffany, what can you teach Kevin?"
And I said "I know,
I'll teach you how to save money."
-Okay. -Tiffany: So I have coupons
and they're about to expire,
so we got to use them.
I got a coupon for...
One bedtime tuck-in but that's for bedtime.
If you went and bought it, somebody will tuck you in.
Discount. -What tuck--what kind of
freak show is that? -It's a hundred dollar--
it's a... -What is that?
-Oh, well, see you have somebody.
See, I live alone,
so I get lonely
if somebody don't tuck me in bed.
-Somebody comes to your house...
-Tucks me in bed
and reads me a bedtime story and then leave.
-A stranger? -Yeah.
-Well, if that don't rhyme with murder,
I don't know what does, Tiffany.
-It's gonna expire though in like two days.
-( whimsical music )
-I got another one here for a one discount
breast implant session.
You wanna get some breasts? -No.
Why do I need breasts?
-Tiffany: Sometimes you might like
to just feel on titties
for no reason. -On my--what,
I'm gonna put them inside me?
-Yeah, I know a guy that did that
before he lost a bet. -Lost a bet?
-He says it's the best thing he ever did though.
-I don't wanna meet the guy. -Tiffany: Okay.
I got--what that say?
-Circumcision.
-Wanna get a circumcision today?
-I'm circumcised. -Okay, cool.
Well, we all know that he's circumcised
now. ( laughs )
Didn't--we didn't want you riding around
with no turtleneck, you know.
-All right, I don't have the turtleneck.
-Okay, good, good, good.
Oh, oh, oh.
Two Ultrasounds for the price of one.
-What the hell I need an Ultrasound for?
-We should do this one.
It's about health and fitness.
This is a part of health. -Ain't no goddamn health
within a Ultrasound.
-Yes, it is, you know. -Kevin:
-It's the inside of you. -Kevin:
I can--I can see the inside of you right now
and I can tell you, it ain't much in there.
I don't wanna get a Ultrasound
and then see something that's not supposed
to be there and now I'm panicked
because it is there.
-But then you can get it removed.
-Okay, Tiffany, I'm... -Or you can like poop it out.
-I'm not--Tiffany. -Poops are healthy.
-Okay.
-( upbeat music )
-I'm Tiffany. -Sonographer:
-We had an appointment to get the Ultrasound.
-Sure. -Tiffany: I'm giving two for one.
-Oh, great. -Two for the price of one.
Me and my friend Kevin here,
we're gonna get Ultrasounds. -I don't--
I don't really need one,
I can be here and support.
-He wants to see what's going on inside,
maybe a 3D. -Sonographer:
Come on in please, the Ultrasound room
is ready for you. -Tiffany:
-Sonographer:
-Sonographer: Tiffany, you're pregnant, right?
-I don't know. I've had, you know,
a couple of run-ins but I don't know.
Girl just say "I don't know,
I had a couple of run-ins."
-Yeah, you know, I was a little tipsy.
-Kevin: All right. Now what if they say you pregnant right now?
-Tiffany: Oh, then we gonna have to go to six flags
and get on some rollercoasters.
-( whimsical music )
-I'mma need a fifth of Hennessy too.
-Okay, all right, Tiffany,
that's enough.
-Okay. -Tell me what's going on.
So, you think you're pregnant.
Tiffany: I think it's little people that live in there,
scraping at the walls.
-Let's see. -Tiffany:
Sonographer:
I can feel them walking around sometimes
in my intestines.
-Okay, Tiffany,
we definitely don't see any babies inside.
-Tiffany: Okay. -But...
-Okay. -Sonographer:
-No baby, that's cool. -Kevin: Yeah, that's--I think--
-I think we're good. -Can you see my kidneys?
-Is that my kidneys right there? -What the (bleep) is this?
-Actually your ovary. -Oh, God.
Okay, that's enough.
-You know, I thought that thing dried up.
It ain't dried up or nothing?
-Sonographer: Let's see.
A little bit gassy.
I can feel a rumble in the jungle.
Kevin: That's enough.
Let's clean this off and let's get your ass up, okay?
-Okay, you next. -I'm not getting
-no goddamn Ultrasound. -Tiffany: Yes, you are getting
a Ultrasound. -Kevin: I'm not getting a Ultrasound.
I got a two for one.
Get on the table.
You have to be brave man, come on.
You have a big muscle, let's see how big
your prostate is.
-( laughter ) -Tiffany:
-I don't understand.
-Tiffany:
It feels good actually,
like a little tummy massage.
Absolutely.
Oh, my goodness.
-Yeah. -All right.
-Tiffany: She like-- she like that. -Jesus Christ.
Tiffany:
You know, I don't think I need...
Who doesn't, right?
-I don't--I don't think I need
the thing right there, I don't think
I'mma need all of that. -Sonographer:
-Oh, God. There we go. -Sonographer:
his bladder is full.
-You got to pee-pee? -See?
He is full. -Tiffany: You got to pee-pee, Kev?
Kevin, you got to pee-pee? -( laughter )
-Sonographer: Oh, look at this muscle we're seeing, guys.
-Look at all that. -You know,
you can Ultrasound your muscle.
You ain't never seen a Ultrasound
of your muscle before.
Sonographer: Wow, look at that.
-Tiffany:
-of yourself. -Okay, I'm proud.
All this exercise, look at the result.
-Yeah, yeah. -And a big heart.
-There we go. -Sonographer: He keeps a good diet,
healthy man with the big muscle. -Kevin: Yeah, yeah.
-So it looks great. -Kevin: Yeah.
Healthy man with the big muscle.
-Sonographer: So guys, congratulations. -Yes.
-Thank you. -Big muscle and big heart on him
and no babies with you?
-There you go. -Okay, good.
No babies on me. -Well, for today.
Kevin: Come on, let's work out. -Thank you.
-Kevin:
with a friend is even better. Especially when you're gonna
try something new.
You know, skating's a real workout.
Yes, this is fitness class.
It's instructors and stuff.
We're gonna go out there and participate,
we're gonna get it in.
Instructor: Okay, everybody kind of gather around,
find your own space.
-Hold up. -Tiffany:
Come on over.
Kevin:
Give me a second.
Instructor:
She ready.
- Come on, Kev. -Instructor:
You're gonna get here, you're gonna get here.
( laughter )
-We are the LA Roller Girls. -Woo.
-And I want everybody to introduce themselves.
-I am Kevin, aka Roller Boy,
and you know what?
I'm just trying to enhance
the skills that I already have
because I pretty much know
how to do most of the stuff.
You know, I'm coming in as a vet.
-I'm Tiffany...
and I came to party. -( cheers )
-I wanna turn up,
-I came to be cute and who knows? -Kevin:
-I might get pregnant today.
( laughter )
-That's not true. I'm sorry about that, just...
-I don't know, Muhammad looking at me kind of tough.
-Kevin: All right. Okay, Tiffany,
okay, that's enough. -I mean, I'm just saying.
-That's enough. -And then we got another...
-Tiffany, that's enough. -Hey.
You know how to spin already? -Tiffany, let that girl talk. Go ahead.
-Instructor: We're gonna start and we're gonna work
into a moonwalk.
We're gonna plant the top or out toe stop,
touching the floor.
-Instructor: Bend your knees and you're gonna pull yourself
backwards with it. Yeah, Tiffany.
-Kevin: Oh, yeah. -Instructor:
Whoever makes it to the wall first
- is the winner. -Kevin:
Work some upper body, there you go.
Somebody's a fast learner.
-Instructor:
Woo! -Instructor: Uh-huh.
-Watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out!
-Instructor:
-Where's that?
Where that wall at?
-It's far behind you.
-Dang.
Why y'all put my wall so far back?
Everybody else got the short wall.
Watch out.
Watch the cameras.
You seen me coming in like that?
You got to back that shit up, man.
Instructor: So we're gonna move on to our next maneuver
and this is gonna be your inner thigh workout
for today.
Just kind of put one in front of the other
and make a little like bounce.
-Get on it. -Tiffany: So--
-Instructor:
-Kevin:
-Man:
Yeah. -Instructor:
-Woman:
-Look at the boy work. -And pop, bang and dip.
And pop, now dip,
now pop them flyers up and ( indistinct )
Tiffany:
Instructor:
-Kevin: Well, I can't help what God gave me. -Instructor:
Ain't no sense at being jealous of me, sweetie. ( laughter )
-Oh!
-Watch out! watch out! watch out!
-Man: All right. -Kevin: Shit!
-Woman: You got this.
I got you. -Hey, girl!
-I got you. -Girl, you (bleep) up.
I'm out here moving. Y'all got to keep up,
everybody get on the train now!
-Ah!
-Instructor:
you got to lead this.
Kevin:
-Give us that scooter push. -I'm speeding up.
Woo!
All right, I'm breaking up, break off! Get off,
everybody off!
This was a good workout, ladies.
-Oh! -Instructor: It's okay.
- Ha ha! Ah! -Instructor: That's okay.
( laughter )
-(bleep) you, Kev. -Get back up.
Tiffany bust her ass, yo.
( laughter )
Shut up, Kevin.
Ah!
( music plays)
All right, guys, we're gonna do
the Bengay limbo challenge.
Whoever can do the lowest limbo will be the winner.
All right, so let's go all in and win.
Go, baby, go get them.
Uh-hmm.
-Oh, God.
-Got get them, sugarfoot.
Come on.
Come on, Atomic Blonde, it's you.
-Woman: Bend down. -Kevin: Get it.
Go ahead, big daddy.
-Man: There ain't no way I can do this.
Good job, Muhammad.
Kevin: Oh, shit.
A for effort though.
-Tiffany: She got this.
I win,
I win.
-Woman: Nice!
-Kevin: That's Goddamn impressive, say what you want.
-Well, there is a winner.
-You might be sore from that split
but hopefully this win from Bengay
relieves the pain, all right?
Congratulations to you. -Awesome.
-Kevin: Unbelievable. -Woman: Thank you.
-Tiffany.
What I'm about to challenge you
to is a skate off.
-A skate off? -Kevin:
It's your routine versus my routine.
You take an instructor, I take an instructor,
they'll help you work on some stuff,
you pick first. -Okay.
-What instructor do you want?
-I'mma pick her, blue socks.
-Kevin: Okay, it's me and you.
-We got this. -It's me and you.
We take like a little quick, like two minutes
to learn some stuff
and then we come back and battle.
-Okay. -It's a shame you got to go
against this though. Ha ha ha.
-I think my competition is fairly uh, cocky,
he thinks he got it going on
like he's the best but, no.
Oh, step--oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Show me, girl.
Okay.
-My last words is rest in peace, Kevin,
because you about to bite the dust.
-You see how I did that? -I see.
Like I'm catching air.
It's hard to teach a guy that knows everything.
Oh, oh, oh! Ah!
So what I told her to do
is get the (bleep) out the way.
So when you pose, I'm gonna be like, oh.
Uh-hmm.
-Maniac on the weekends.
-We should--
we should bring the hands up.
Instructor: Okay, so we're about to start
the skate competition.
-What? -I'm gonna be your judge.
I can't hear you!
Let's see what you guys got!
Hey, hey now.
Instructor: Get that bounce. Oh.
And jump and ( makes sound ).
Hey, pop.
Now drop to you.
Move girl, move, you (bleep).
Now I ain't done,
I wanna have some fun.
Instructor: Oh, ground work.
( laughter )
Come around, girl.
Ugh! Ugh!
Now, Tiffany, you think
you first but you last.
( cymbal crash )
-Kevin: Woo! -( applause )
-Instructor: It's not bad.
That was it?
-Tiffany:
-Oh.
-Instructor:
-Hey, oh,
oh, shit, yeah.
♪ They call me Tiffany ♪
♪ And I sparkle like a ring ♪
♪ When I do my thing ♪
♪ Boy you better see me ♪
♪ Because I'll bring it around on that end ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey, boy ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, what? ♪
♪ Woop ♪ -She's twerking.
Oh, God. Jesus.
Oh, God.
-Get down. -Kevin: No. No, no.
Stop. No, no, shit.
-Bam, bam.
-Cut the cameras off!
Cut the cameras off!
Shit, man!
- Tiffany!
-( laughter ) -Kevin:
I don't want y'all to see her like this!
Cut the goddamn cameras off!
Y'all didn't even see this shit!
Tiffany! Tiffany! No, no! Shit!
-( applause ) -Woman:
Thank you.
Instructor:
The winner of this competition today...
Thank you, Jesus!
...is Tiffany.
( applause )
She ready.
Woman: That's my girl.
Tiffany, get-- back up! Tiffany.
I just wanted you to know what it feel like
to have a winner next to you.
(bleep) son of a bitch.
Let's just give them a round of applause, Tif,
because they did a great job.
( applause )
Kevin:
High five, Tif.
Okay, let's call the workout man,
so thank you--no, Tif,
Jesus Christ, Tiffany.
-She ready. -Okay. She is ready, man.
"What The Fit", great episode.
We'll see you on the next one. -Woo.
-Tiffany, do I got it or do I got it?
- Huh? -Tiffany: You got it, yes.
How did I learn it so damn fast?
You a quick learner.
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