Hey!
Shit! Damn it, those maniacs!
FILSS, we need a medical team to the training floor, STAT!
Medical team en route. Please remain calm.
York? York!
Get over here, now!
Is he gonna be okay?
Come on, York. Hang in there.
Can't believe she did that to 'em.
Get off me!
Shot his armor; sacrificed him.
Lock down hardens the armor. She probably saved his life.
Quick thinking.
Yeah...really quick.
Everyone! Stand down, now!
You should be ashamed of yourselves!
I expect you to act as a team!
They used live ammunition on the floor, Sir. That's against regulations...
Do you think our enemies will care about regulations on the battlefield, Agent Washington?
So...you're not punishing them?
Ingenuity and adaptability are admirable traits.
You should all learn something from this.
Dismissed.
Yeah. Should learn something alright.
I can't believe this!
Don't forgot to check your place on that list, Wash.
Don't touch me!
Interesting...
Ow! What the hell was that?!
I can't see anything! Tucker, where are you?
Caboose, are you dead? I hope so.
Ow! What was that?
I think it was a flash bang; I can't see.
What!
Well, its a good name, because it definitely went flash and bang!
What!
Oh my God, are we under attack? Is it the Reds?
I don't know; I can't see anything either.
My mother always said I would go blind, but for a totally different reason.
What!
Caboose, stop saying what! You can't hear!
Can of beer?
But this is not the time!
You're deaf!
I know!
I had so much to live for!
No you didn't!
What was that? Something just hit me!
Something just hit me too!
Is it another grenage?
We're under attack! Open fire!
Ah! Get some!
Take that, fucker!
What a bunch of idiots...
Yeah, okay buddy, whatever you say. Hey, you missed a spot.
Haha, you said it. Now, come on, chop chop. Back to work, buddy.
Let's hear less talk I don't understand and see more work I don't wanna do.
How's it going out here?
Great! The jeep has never been so clean!
That's because you're not the one cleaning it.
Good point. You know, Sarge; all this time the laziness in me. It's been really under-utilized.
I never reached my full potential. I just realized, I should be in management!
You do seem like a natural.
It's the best job ever. You just tell people what to do, and they do it!
And if you don't have anything for them to do, you just tell them to do something they did before, but do it better this time.
I've got it all figured out!
How 'bout you get busy helpin' with that jeep, then?
I'm sorry, what? I'm on break.
Come in, Lopez.
Lopez, come in.
This is a secure channel.
This is Flying Eagle.
I have a secret mission for you.
Actually, its Simmons. We're using code names on this mission, Lopez.
Because its top secret!
I need you to come to the cave and investigate something.
Its top secret.
Don't tell Sarge, or Grif or Donut.
Or anyone else I didn't mention.
O-kay. See you in the cave.
Come alone and unarmed.
You can also come in with your eyes closed if you want...
...for secrets.
Yes, it is an honor to be selected. You are right. Flying Eagle, out.
Down here, Lopez!
This is the perfect plan!
Lopez will walk into the water, which I've electrified using A: this battery, and B: My incredible knowledge of how batteries work!
The resulting shock will short him out and all the guys will see that I'm the funny smart one whose good at math and not having emotions.
They'll see...
Oh, hi Lopez. I was just down here investigating our mission.
Hey...why don't you come over here...through that big puddle?
Come on...over here...
Seriously...this way...
Just walk into that puddle...I mean, the regular puddle!
The one's that not, you know...uh...you know what? Just forget I mentioned the puddle.
No puddle there. That's dry. Optical illusion.
Please! Come on.
What? No! Wait!