dude what are you doing shooting that
thing in here why wouldn't i shoot it in
here you sell them in here seriously
dude also for the last time i am not to
be used for target practice
that's right put away the bazooka
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i don't even know where you found that
we definitely don't sell those here oh i
found it under there really the old
under there joke i'm not falling for
that falling for what you know what
you're trying to get me to say the thing
we sell in aisle five socks no the other
thing reasonably priced undershirts ah
the other thing you know underwear
made you say underwear
dude that doesn't count you didn't get
me yes i did
no you didn't yes i did no you
okay look how can i get you out of my
store as quickly as possible
can i help you find anything yeah i'm
looking for a bazooka great well
apparently there's one under there so
just take that one and leave under there
what do you mean i mean there's a
bazooka under there beneath where
look i'm honestly trying to help you i
don't know where you found it i don't
know where you hid it all you said was
it was under there below where i don't
know it's just under there
underneath where
i am not trying to trick you into saying
underwear okay yes okay i said it
underwear underwear underwear
laugh if you want but just take your
bazooka and leave my store
okay okay jeez i'll leave
thank goodness i just have a couple
other items to throw in my cart before i
go do you have sporting goods you're in
sporting goods whoa you weren't kidding
forget sporting goods these are sporting
greats
yes yes we have a great selection now
please throw whatever you need in your
cart and
sorry missed the cart
well that one too dude would you stop
throwing baseballs
that's what they're for not in here
they're not hmm good point i guess
they're also meant to be hit with a bat
okay just a couple more things on my
list then i'll run home
i get it like home run yes it was so
funny i forgot to laugh okay i need
thumbtacks steak knives darts scissors
and an archery set
you seem to have missed the cart again
wow sorry about that hitting you with
all those pointy objects was not my aim
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look now that your list is complete
please just leave but there's still one
item left i gotta find that bazooka ah
for the last time only you know where
you stashed it if i had to venture a
guess it's located under where if you
quiet down and stop asking questions i
will tell you no i mean i found it
stashed under the underwear
yes simply hilarious now if you would
kindly put the safety on and safety
where's the safety the orange button
under there hey
are you trying to get me to say it no
it's actually under there nah i'm not
falling for that if you would just look
under nope not falling for it orange no
way jose i'm serious no siree bob
seriously dude put the safety on before
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