- Ugh... - It's like Debussy's face—
- and he's just like— - You can't get enough of my last name.
Welcome to revisited version of Ling Ling 40 hours
because...
Because I accidentally deleted our last recorded file
so we're re-recording this today.
That's okay guys. We'll do it better.
We're practicing our Ling Ling 40 hours.
Before we start, guys,
- The merch is back. - Yeah!
It's so popular.
We hope it hasn't sold out by the time you have checked this out.
It's selling like a God Church!
Yeah!
Anyway, let's keep going. Ling Ling 40 hours.
Hm.
*laughs*
- We've seen the same thing before. - Probably did.
- You gotta fake a first time reaction.
- Alright, first time reaction.
- OHHH!!! - WHOA!!!
- That's so you bro.
- Oh! What cartoon was that? - I don't know man. Let's read the comments
(both) OH!
- It's in "The Incredibles"! - Ah, it's from "The Incredibles"!
Ahh! Haven't read that comment before.
"Triple p [ppp]"
"Triple F [fff]"
"Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture."
"Trumpets."
"They're the same picture!"
Haha!
Gotcha. They're trumpets.
- Did we see this one last time? I think— - We did.
Freakin' learn to play [in] piano.
Causing hearing damage for all of us.
Grr!
Grr.
Next one.
- Ohh I remember this. - Aww let's not do this again.
Alright we'll do it again.
Alright you guys ready for this?
This is the Audience Part, to Symphony Number 5.
by Beethoven.
[*hums with the orchestra*]
- That's a C, C, C, C.
[*stands up, thinking that it's over*]
- Aw.
[*Sits down and feel stupid*]
[*cough*]
- Where's the program?
[*flips through the program*]
- Bring it, hurry!
[*coughs*]
[*clears throat*]
- Gotta sneeze, huh?
[*sneezes*]
- Bless you.
- Bless you too.
[*mimics cell phone ringing*]
[*mimics cell phone ringing*] - Hello?
[*mimics cell phone ringing*]
[*mimics cell phone ringing*] Okay.
[*mimics cell phone ringing*]
- There's six of them! - Okay.
- No five. - Yeah that's it.
[*exhales in relief*]
Drop all the change from your pocket.
It's two coins... *laughs*
Damn it!
Where are all those coins last time?
- Oh no, it's piano. - Damn it.
- Damn it. - Damn—
Damn it.
Damn it Ling Ling.
At the end of a piece.
(both) WOOOO! [*Applauds, unaware of the other 3 movements*]
Aw. There's more movements.
Baroque Era.
- Good job, whoever originally made this. - Thank you.
Thank you.
"TwoSet Violin appeared in my local newspaper!"
News channel!
Wait, wait.
- Why is it a dog?
[Spanish] Pollo Cantor.
[Spanish] - Videos Virales—
- This is Spanish, right?
Dude the dog's watching us.
Where's our royalty, huh?
Stealing our content, huh?
You think we're not watching, huh?
But thanks.
What... *laughs*
- Well what language is that? - Spanish.
I think so I bet it's Spanish. You guys comment below if we're right or wrong.
"Musician Life Plan."
"Practice 40 hours a day,"
"Repeat for the next few decades,"
"Get out done by 5-year-old."
- "Get outdone by a 5-year-old." - Yeah...
It's kind of true, actually, as a musician.
Except the 5-year-old is the one that's practicing 40 hours a day.
- That's true. - Because Ling Ling practices 40 hours a day,
A N D N O O N E O U T D O E S L I N G L I N G.
- You can't—outpractice him. - So the meme is... the meme is incorrect.
Except for maybe Ching Ching, maybe Ching Ching practices 30 hours a day.
Ching Ching is...
But we need a backstory to Ching Ching...
*disgusted noises*
- Real facts. - Wait, I don't think we've seen this one.
Wiggly is just wiggly air.
Whoa bro! Are you dyslexic?
Music—no, wiggly is just music air.
- Who is that guy? - Bernie Sanders.
Oh, f...
- Yeah, I knew that. - No politics right now.
That's true.
We just get "wiggly" stuff and how "wiggly" is yours?
- How Wiggly is your...music? - Music—no, okay.
I...
I have to stop you there. I got an A+ in physics back in high school.
Music is NOT wiggly air.
It's VIBRATORY air.
V I B R A T O R Y A I R.
"Every time the conductor says 'From the beginning.'"
- *laughs* -OHHHHH SO TRUE!
- How did they get this photo? What video is this? - It's from your "Bum Bum Tam Tam," when I'm twerking.
- Oh yeah... *laughs* - You're like... *barf noises*
Dude that's so true...
Alright guys, any time...
Can you guys just have this like, ready on your phones in orchestra rehearsal?
And next time the conductor says "From the beginning,"
- just show them this meme. - Yeah.
Screenshot this photo and put it on your phone background.
- That's right. - No, put it on your conductor's like, the front of the score,
- Yeah. - So he thinks twice about it.
I hate it especially when the conductor runs through like, uh...
[the] Orchestra part when the soloist is not there.
Oh...
So for those of you who play in orchestras there's—
- We need to make a video about this. - Yeah.
- This is so good. - This is another idea, like...
- Don't steal our idea, please! - Yeah don't steal, come on guys.
Come on guys.
"Pavane."
Only if the viola needs— *chuckles* Yeah I've seen this.
- What?! - *laughs*
- Play only... what? I don't get it. - Play only if the viola needs help.
- What? What part is this? - If there's two...
*sings*
- Oh, this is like one of those quartet arrangements. - Yeah.
*laughs*
- Save the violas. - Yeah.
"Taking a survey... Found an opportunity to enlighten our corporate overlords."
"How much would you want to practice an instrument every week?"
"Less than 1 hour, 1-3 hours, and...other, speci—"
40 hours, yeah that's great.
- My name is Poppy Wonga. - *laughs*
How do you do that?
No, you do it like this, so you go...
And you hit it, it'll pop.
*laughs*
Is that right?
I'm just joking.
- What the f... - *laughs*
Wait, just do it with your mouth there.
No, don't hit your [mouth], no, do it.
Just don't hit your mouth!
Doesn't work. You need the mouth—you need a hand.
- Bullsh... - *laughs*
Bull beep!
"Practice."
"Master Eddy, how can I improve my tone and intonation?"
"Oh Billy, we don't actually practice these things."
"We only preach them."
NOT.
TRUE.
*laughs*
Dun dun dun!
Guys welcome, my name is Poppy Wonga.
Today, we've got a special product coming out to tell you how to practice properly.
All these accusations are lies!
LIES LIES LIES!
Eddy, what do we have here?
The Practice Journal!
Oooooh!
"P," "P" for prac—
This way? "P" for "Practice!"
Oh Bill—let's redo the meme, shall we?
"Master Eddy!"
"Master Eddy, how can I improve my tone and intonation?"
Oh Billy, buy The Practice Journal today, for only $40—
How—how much is it? $30? $40? 40 dollars?
$40 discounted at negative $6, so now is $34!
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- That's right - Whoa!
Oh one more one more.
Did you know,
The Menuhin Competition, Junior Division winner's teacher,
wrote an article for this book.
- For only $3.99! - Aah!
- Actually that, we're not even joking, that's serious. - Yeah.
The winner of the Menuhin Competition Junior Division's violin teacher,
wrote a special article for this book. So if you get to this part of the video
- We highly recommend it. - Mm-hmm.
www.thepracticejournal.com/
Smash the Like button, it's in the comments below
*coughs*
- *laughs* - Dude I'm...I'm dying doing this video.
Next one!
- Wait... I want to read that comment. - Oh wait, there's a comment?
Oh...
"Why is Eddy's wife Debussy?"
"Well, I need a third person everyone loves Debussy..."
That is not true!
You know every time we make those jokes on our social media,
which is... no-one likes it.
Yeah.
So sad.
I wish I could just make Debussy videos... *laughs*
I'm... *laughs*
Guys you gotta get our humor!
And then we get demonetized, but that's okay!
Because we can just shame this product.
Remember that picture: "Can't get enough of my last name?"
- Yeah, and no-one liked it. - It's a picture of Debussy, I thought it was so funny.
No one liked it!
Put it—gah! Damn it. Okay, next one.
"How learning a new piece feels like."
Practice—"after 40 hours of practice." "I finally feel a slight improvement!"
"The next day." How—oh. Have I never...have...
- I'm dyslexic. - Bro.
*laughs*
"Have I ever played this piece?" *laughs*
Bro...no... Check this out.
- Signs of a stroke. - Alright, I need water
- *laughs* - Get me water... Do you have water?
By the way, that is not true!
You only feel like this meme...
Because you're not using The Practice Journal.
But if you buy it, you will never, ever feel like that.
In fact after 40 hours of practice, you'll be like
BOOM!!!
- I remember! - I remember! Genius!
"Water thing on violin charades"
- "La Mer!" - "La Mer!"
Pssh that's so true.
Because La Mer composed the song for the oceans!
"Can you curve my grade?"
- I never got this one. - No, it's—
- I didn't get it last time, I still didn't get it this time.
- I don't get it, what does it mean to curve— - It's because the grade is an F.
OHHH!!!
- Actually? Or did you make that up? - Yeah. Can you curve my grade.
- Brah. - The struggle here.
- The struggle of understanding your intellectual human garbage.
- Yeah, guys, put the jokes in The Practice Journal.
"Prodigies."
- Oh, I haven't seen this one. - "Don't do it my dude! You have so much to live for!"
"I'm 5 and I'm able to play..." *laughs*
"I'm 5 and I'm able to play all Paganini Caprices."
*laughs*
"Where does it hurt?"
Head..."Headache,"
"Stomachache,"
"Playing in your lesson unprepared." *laughs*
- That's still true though. - It is.
Even though this is the second time I'm looking at this
I—it's really funny.
The feeling of going to a lesson—
THAT'S WHY
- *laughs* - You need... *laughs*
The Practice Journal!
*excited sound effects*
"Can you relate? All on the G-String."
Are you serious?!
"Four word violin horror story."
"Oh, my favorite."
Didn't know Paganini had a "friggin" account on social media.
"Whenever I try to practice this happens."
"State audition piece. Me."
*laughs*
That's so good! *laughs*
"Don't listen to her. She's not worthy of your time."
"That's just another... one-five-six-four [I-V-vi-IV] temporary hit."
"Requiem Aeternam is Forever."
- Mozart should make a diss track on Taylor Swift. - Guys. Comment below if you like
Taylor Swift or Mozart better.
- Mmm. - Mmm.
-"How does this make you feel?" - "Dave's guide to the orchestra."
Who's Dave? Anyway...
"Violin. Double Violin. Triple Violin."
- "Tweetypipe. Screechneedle. Sextrumpet." - "Screechneedle"... *snickers*
"Golden Fart Bin. Paul. Thump Bucket."
What the f***
*laughs* I mean...boop.
*laughs*
Battery's running out.
AHH!!!
- Okay, quick quick, next one. - Why is that "Paul?"
I kinda get the other ones, but why is a bassoon "Paul?"
- You know the other word for bassoon? *laughs* - Paul is a...
AHHH!!!
I was just about to say, Paul is a...
Faggot.
That's how you say it.
- But who is Paul? I don't get it! - I don't know.
- Alright, last one before the camera runs out of battery. - Yeah.
"Me when I [was] accidentally given the wrong sheet music."
Haha.
SpongeBob knows "da wae."
- "You mean fake music with that 'clef.'" - Fake news! Fake music!
Not with Poppy Wodonda!
Poppy Wonga and Poppy Chonga! *laughs*
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*laughs* Ow.