*pop*
AJ: And we're gonna burn their- Fart.
AJ: We're gonna s- *laughing* burn- Burn their...!
*background talking and laughter*
AJ: Burn their farts!
*whip*
AJ: We're gonna find them.
AJ: We're gonna burn their- FFFFFFFFUDGE!
AJ: We're gonna burn their fudge!
AJ: *laughing* I hate burnt fudge!
Nate: Dr Hotti was the judge! WHATTTT??
*Nate noise*
Angi: OBJECTION!
AJ: Anything we can find that proves you didn't marry- Marry Larry But-
John: Gimme the goods, Grandma. *background laughter*
John: Oh God! *more laughter*
*more noises*
John: Were you aber- Aber to applehend.
AJ: This is ludicrous! If that was Ma-
AJ: Ma- Maya's magatama.
*AJ spitting noises*
Nate: It's...upside down!
Nate: I don't know. *background laughter*
Nate: Upside down!
AJ: -who presented that magatama as evidence was none other than...WENDY OLDBAG!
AJ: 'Mindy' Oldbag...fart, I was like, "Mi- Wendy Oldbag!"
John: This!
John: Ms Oldbag pursues the killer, JUST AS SHE CLAIMED!
*background talking and laughter*
Nate: WHAAAAT?
Nate: And replacing you with a prosecutor truly fervid- *stutters*
*Miss Bird giggling*
Miss Bird: Wit- *bleep*
Miss Bird: Witness! Tell us...about the night of *bleep*
*bleep*
Miss Bird: Witness! Tell us what you did the night of Larry Butz's murder!
*bleep*
Miss Bird: *frustration*
Miss Bird: Witness! Tell us what you did the night Larry Butz was murdered! *laughing a little*
John: TAKE THAT! There's his ID badge as- *laughing*
*AJ laughing behind camera*
John: Blu- *sighs* (John still singing in background)
AJ: *laughing* That's like your def-
John: I'll just live here now.
AJ: *still laughing* -your defeat animation!
John: Yeah.
Miss Bird: -going down in flames!
Miss Bird: AH! Don't- *laughing*
AJ: *laughing* That looked good, except it's gonna go off the greenscreen. (Miss Bird: Ah!)
*John singing in background, AJ laughing at John's dancing*
*more dancing and singing in background*
AJ: If Maya didn't kill Wendy- *laughing*
Angi: A single thread could be our undoing.
AJ: AH!
AJ: Okay. (Angi: *bleep*)
John: *background singing* HOLD IT!
Peter: *off camera* Sorry. *AJ laughs*
John: I am! *AJ continues to laugh*
Gerardo: -finally choked and bit the dust!
Gerardo: And let's assume you o- *stutters and groans in frustration*
*background laughter*
Gerardo: I hate you AJ!
Miss Bird: Witness! Tell us what you did the night of Larry Butz's murder!
God- *bleep*
Miss Bird: *more frustration* -wrong!
AJ: And uh, you know, it's not dark as gritty as much as the 'Steel Samurai' but- You're not reacting enough to this, actually. *laughs*
Miss Bird: What?
*laughter*
AJ: But tonight, uh, the 'Pink Princess' wasn't actually on. And uh, it's not quite as dark and grim as the other series, but I think it's really got potential for the future.
Miss Bird: OBJECTION! Shut the *bleep* up!
John: I'm being exciting!
*slowed down* John: I'm being exciting!
*clap*
AJ: *claps* Oh! Ooh!
AJ: *claps* Oh man!
*John laughs*
AJ: *claps again* Oh hoh-hoh!
AJ: We assumed that. More detail, please.
*Nate grunting*
Nate: Ah!
*Peter laughing*
*more grunting*
Nate: *grunting and babbling* Oh God!
Nate: I am...Hotti.
Nate: My job is to- Oh God! These TEETH!
AJ: Did you check the victim's pulse?
Nate: He had...no pulse- OH!
AJ: Then I'll have to...channel your spirit!
AJ: *gasps* Can he do that? Can she- can she- can- channel a spirit?
AJ: No? Cmon. No? You have to act along! *Miss Bird laughing*
Nate: After...he was pushed off the roof?
Nate: That was...
*gibberish*
Nate: *clapping frenzy*
*more claps from AJ*
Nate: *gasps*
Nate: *coughs*
Nate: I think I sucked in like, a beard hair! *background laughter*
John: Few doctors would check a patient into a hospital overnight without so much p- *stutters and babbles*
David: Prepare for a gruesome photo of...
David: The- oh... *background laughter*
John: OBJECTION! We no longer have proof that Larry Butz was even ON the roof of the hotel that night!
John: Hotel??
John: We no longer have proof that Mi-
John: Miles Edgeworth?? I'm sorry, I'm incredibly drunk!
John: *slurred* Miles Edgworth was at a hotel...uh...
*Miss Bird going crazy with the whip, knocks the light down*
*bleep*
Matthew: I made myself the robes and everything! I even crafted my own magatama!
Matthew: That old security lady showed up and...*bleep*
*AJ and Peter talking in background*
Matthew: We *bleep* hard!
(I'm guessing AJ): OBJECTION! YOU GUYS SUCK!
John: Well, that's just...a personal attack...