What have you been up to?
Nothing.
Do you mind?
MADISON: No, I don't mind, but you do.
What are we talking about?
MADISON: Come on, Zoe.
What you walked in on before.
None of my business.
You brought the dude back from the dead.
You must like him a little.
Brought you back too.
Starting to wish you hadn't?
Why are you protecting me?
[EERIE MUSIC]
You're not in love with me.
I'm no fool.
I know I'm too old, to ugly.
Is there something you want from me?
This is the beginning of a whole new era.
All you need to do is trust me with your entire soul
and I promise you that everything will work out.
He lied to me.
Well, of course he lied to you.
Why do they always lie?
It's in their nature, they can't help it.
But we can help each other.
What do you want me to do?
What you do best.
My real work, my avocation, if you will, isn't dusting.
It's satisfying your husband in the basement.
CONSTANCE: Be careful.
My mother told me pettiness causes wrinkles.
So does cruelty.
Disappointment makes a woman bitter.
And when I think of all the unfulfilled dreams
that you left behind when you took the coward's way out,
well, I guess I'd be pretty miffed at the world too.
[EERIE MUSIC]
SALLY: Why don't you leave?
Go, you've been whining about the same thing for 20 years.
You talk a good talk, you stick around because the truth
is, you like it.
I'm stuck in this godforsaken cesspool of pain
and shit because of you.
Mm.
You're the beginning and the end of all my suffering.
Good.
Oh, get the lead out, will you?
I'm terrified of needles.
I just want this over with.
First, you need to tell me why I should be doing you
this kindness when I could just push you right out that window,
even things up.
IRIS: Oh, come on.
You're not going to torment me now.
I think it would be good for you to talk
about why you want to die.
Psh.
Entertain me with your self-loathing.
Better get going.
I'll give you $200 for a taste.
No, you almost killed me last time.
Took it too far, Belle.
It's the crystal meth you took.
It got me overexcited.
No, I didn't.
I'll give you $300.
No, no.
I suck you or you don't get shit.
How's that for a deal?
I'm sorry I stole the pills.
But look at me.
I'm not one of those pale people out there.
I'm good.
It's a Hollywood agent, loves my scripts.
Loves them.
I'm one of you now.
Honey, you're a paper airplane and I was 747.
Don't you ever think you're anything like me
just because you can fly a little.
I am beginning to think you are a fraud.
And that nail polish is vulgar.
Don't take it out on me just because you're
dead daughter's mad at you.
Now, why the hell would you say that to me?
Because you're capable of handling the truth.
I see it all the time.
The dead can hold a grudge better than most Scorpios.
I think we're going to get a pickup on my Lifetime pilot.
And as soon as we do, I want to bring you on as my guest.
I can't focus on your career right now.
I mean, you're looking at a rather
Earth-shattering situation.
Could we be talking menopause, baby?
Get away from me, you bitch.
Listen, you're going to hurt yourself.
You need to trust me.
Never.
(GASP)
Why are you doing this?
The last time I saw you you had me strung up
as serial killer bait.
Is this another one of your sick experiments?
This is just me trying to make it right.
Why?
Let's just say that I know there are things
waiting for us when we die.
And I'm just trying to make sure that I go where the good things
are, not the other place.
You should have just let me die.
Where's your wife?
She's in the trunk.
I killed her.
Holy shit, are you serious?
Yeah.
Wow.
I had you all wrong, didn't I?
How'd you do it?
I poisoned her.
How did it feel to watch her die?
Oh, it felt fucking fantastic.
She wanted us to kill you.
Why am I still alive?
A son needs his father.
So you finally believe me.
ALLY: I didn't until I got the evidence.
We need to stop this petty quarreling.
We've got bigger problems than what goes on between us.
Last night, outside our academy, witch hunters.
How many dead?
None dead.
They missed.
Hmm, too bad.