In the words of the great Sammy Davis Jr,
[screaming]
Come on!
I'm okay. [chuckles]
I'm okay.
Well, turn 'em back on!
[laughing]
I'm okay.
[laughing]
Don't you push me.
[screaming]
I'm okay!
I'm okay.
I can sneak up on bad guys and then...
Ow. I'm okay.
I'm okay.
Come on, four more.
You're hurting my arm.
- Oh, sorry. - I'm okay.
You don't wanna try my guacamole--
[groaning]
[screaming]
[groaning]
I'm okay.
Well, what is it?
[groaning] I'm okay.
I'm okay.
I'm okay. Now, hey, listen.
[groaning]
I'm okay.
I'm o-k-kay,
[groaning] I'm okay.
It's fondue.
No, no, no, no, no!
[screaming]
I'm okay.
Let's go home, dummies.
Hey, wait.
[screaming]
[cheering]
I'm not okay.
Ow!
I'm all right.
[groaning]
No more pain.
Any-Ray... Charlotte's worried
about a bunch of missing dogs or something.
The World War II atomic warhead
we have in the back of the truck?
Oh, yeah. [laughing]
I totally forgot. That was weird.
Any-Ray.
He says I'm right.
Any-Ray, it shrinks and it sucks,
and that's all you need to know.
You are handsome.
And you are correct.
First, I'm Captain Man.
Second, I'm very handsome, and I do not wear hairnets.
God, I was a handsome kid.
You're strong and indestructible.
- And handsome. - Okay.
Remember how handsome I was?
How you doing?
Hungry. Handsome and hungry.
Good Lord, I'm handsome.
Whoa, I was just about to say that.
For real?
Yeah, man, I'm standing here looking at you,
and I'm thinking...
"Dang".
You're so handsome.
He's me... 28 years ago.
Dang, I was cute.
Come on, handsome.
Handsome? Ew.
It's okay, we're related.
What?
Ah, yes. I am handsome.
We move to a different town.
We start new lives, we never look back.
I could be like a handsome bus driver
or a hot brain surgeon.
Well, hello handsome.
Yo, guys.
I'm so good looking.
But there is someone else there.
A friend. A handsome friend with huge muscles and eyes
that smolder like a sunset and hair like a waterfall.
Can we please get on with the story?
Excuse me, handsome, but this is my boot.
Shut up, bacteria, leave me alone. I'm so handsome.
So my indestructibility isn't gonna protect me here?
No.
So the only power I have now is my jaw dropping good looks?
Yeah, good luck.
To save Swellview,
you've got to destroy your handsome boss.
I have to destroy Schwoz?
You gotta destroy Ray.
No matter how good looking he is.
I am beautiful, yet fragile.
You're actually indestructible.
- And beautiful? - Sure.
I'm too handsome not to be seen!
We're out of time.
No, I'm a model! You know what I mean?!
Out!
Boy, that was one handsome baby.
Maybe it's too risky.
You take the risks.
I'm indestructible.
Dude, I'm indestructible.
See? I'm indestructible.
I'm indestructible, that won't hurt me.
Hey, wait a minute. I'm indestructible.
I'm indestructible. Yeah.
If I wasn't indestructible, believe me, I'da been...
you know, destructed.
Looks like Captain Man's indestructible again.
Everywhere.
Now, if I wasn't indestructible, that would've stuck in my neck
and delivered enough hippo grade tranquilizer
to knock me out cold.
I want Lacey to know that I'm Captain Man
and I'm indestructible and I'm a big deal.
Well, let's see how it works on a man...
who's indestructible.
You may be huge,
but I'm indestructible, all right?
It's fine, the road's straight.
You're in a bear proof suit. I'm indestructible.
Seriously, you're not in any pain?
There's like a thousand bees on you.
[buzzing]
I'm indestructible.
Luckily, I'm indestructible.
Uh, so you want Captain Man to deliver the baby
'cause I'm indestructible?
That's just not safe.
I'm indestructible.
I'm indestructible!
But I'm not!
Tell me you're indestructible
without telling me you're indestructible.
[screaming]
Thanks for breaking my fall, buddy.
No problem, I'm indestructible.
That was concerning.
Pssh. Maybe for you. I'm indestructible.
I'm indestructible.
Oh, it'll be fast 'cause I am indestructible.
Yeah, I'm indestructible. getting launched off a mountain
only gonna hurt for a second.
I'm indestructible.
So is Drex though.
Only one of us is young and beautiful
and indestructible and young.
Uh, I don't know about young, but definitely indestructible.
[screaming]
Guys, I really am indestructible.
Yeah, we know.
Hey, are you guys indestructible too?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey, Charlotte, I was thinking, you know, my whole catchphrase
- "I'm okay"? - Mm-hmm.
It's getting a little played out.
I think maybe I should change it up a little.
I came up with a list of, uh, potential replacement
catchphrases.
- Sure, let me here 'em. - Can I run some ideas past ya?
Okay, cool. So here's what I got so far.
I did it.
- Eh. - No?
It's over now because of me.
- Okay. - That's not bad, right?
[both] That's not bad.
Um. Hashtag, I'm okay.
That's kinda nice.
- Ya like that? - Yeah.
- For the kids. - Yeah.
Hashtag, I did it.
I didn't get that. I don't get that.
- No. - I like the other one better.
Hashtag, Henry Hart is not my sidekick.
[unintelligible]
Uh, I'm talking.
Um.
This take down was brought to you
by Junk-N-Stuff for all your junk... and stuff.
That way we can cross promote. You know, cause honestly,
I have been spending so much time fighting crime
- that business is just like- - Yeah, I know.
- Nobody is spending any time-- - But as catch phrase?
Maybe we should just make a commercial or something.
- Make a commercial? - Yeah.