- Oh! (screams) - Yeah, buddy!
- Oh! I didn't even see the curry! - And the size somehow
makes it even better. - (laughs)
- (PvF) Have you ever been to Stars Hollow, Connecticut?
- I wish. - I love Gilmore Girls.
- Wait. - Yeah!
- Here's the thing. I know Nicole's not in the chair.
- Mm-hmm. - But that doesn't mean
that I'm not going to hear those very famous words.
- (PvF) Well, today, we're gonna be hanging out with Rory and Lorelai
for a Try Not To Eat that'll leave you craving more
than just cheeseburgers, pizza, and coffee.
- See, here's the thing, those are the things
that I want so badly from there. - When I say I live, breathe,
eat, and sleep Gilmore Girls, it's my favorite show of all time.
- Also, hello. You may know me as Chef Ash.
- I know! It's Chef-- - Oh!
- Chef Ash's first producer role. - I'm out of the kitchen today,
and I'm taking over for Nicole. - Yay!
- Yes, ma'am, you are. - If you thought she was brutal,
think again. - Ah.
- Great. - Mm.
- I kind of am hoping that we can get the hamburger Santa.
- Oh! - (laughs)
- That's Sookie! - Dude, this is when she shows up
at his house. (laughs) - I love Melissa McCarthy.
- (gasps) - Sookie, Sookie, Sookie.
- You know what this is? Her magical risotto.
- It's the risotto! - Oh my god!
- I wanna try something of Sookie's creation.
- Oh! - (PvF) You're supposed to
pair it with Riesling, but... - It's fine. It's fine.
- (PvF) No. - We won't tell.
- (PvF) Straight from the kitchen of the Dragonfly Inn,
we have Sookie's magic risotto that'll add years to your life.
And of course, it pairs splendidly with a glass of Riesling.
- Oh, it's so pretty. - Bro.
- Ooh, that looks so good. - Yeah.
- This smells too good not to try. - Ooh, that smells so good.
- Mm. - So, you're eating it? You're eating?
Rhetorical question! - The only reason she finished
saying it was 'cause there was a damn lid on it.
- I love the fact that for her very first episode,
she's like, "Let me liquor 'em up for a little bit."
- My mom makes risotto, and it takes so long.
And you have to make it right. - Okay.
- And this smells... - (both) Right.
- I'm gonna lose this challenge. I do not care.
- Yeah, let's do it. (buzzer)
- (PvF) Are you sure? (buzzer)
- It's already in his mouth. - I'm sure. It's already done.
- How's that wine? - I mean, if I'm being very honest,
the pairing is delightful. - What if you die tomorrow?
- Yeah. It's fine. - This could save you.
- Um...no! - Mmmmhh!
- He needs a moment. He needs a moment.
- [Censored] it. - Oh! Oh, we got her!
- That is fantastic, especially with the risotto itself.
- I see Sookie's vision. - Boop.
(buzzer) - Oh my god, you actually did it!
It wasn't even that good! (laughs) - [Censored] you!
- Just kidding. - Tupperware-approved, baby!
I have an entire bag. Take it. - You know what? It's fine.
- Take it. - Thank you, Sharon.
- You're welcome. - Yeah!
- This is the best risotto I've ever had.
- Oh my gosh. Wow. - Sorry, Mom.
- Makes me blush. - (laughs) Sorry, Mom!
- (Lorelai) You are honestly asserting that you like the Tootsie Roll...
- (gasps) Dessert sushi! - (squeals)
- The candy sushi, right? - Yeah, they made
the entire apartment-- 'cause they couldn't go to Asia,
so she brought Asia to the house... - Yeah, yeah.
- ...I think. - I always admired how much
they could eat. - I don't care. I--
- Oreo red hot sashimi? - I'm gonna eat it.
- Okay! - Yeah, this isn't as weird
as I thought it would be. - (PvF) Have you ever tried
dessert sushi? Made with Oreos, Redhots,
and other candies, it's guaranteed to introduce
your taste buds to a medley of flavors.
- Some jellybeans in there. - Yeah, the little jujubes.
- Oh, this is Butterfinger. - Oh, that's a Junior Mint.
- Wrapped in, like, caramel. - Oreo right here
with the Redhots. - (gasps) Wait, is this a marshmallow
with a Twizzler and Tootsie Roll? Okay, I'm kind of intrigued.
I'm intrigued! (buzzer)
(buzzer) (buzzer)
- Mm-hmm. - So, I'm not big on this.
It kind of weirds me out. - Buttery.
- Mm-hmm. - Chocolatey.
- Fingery. - Yeah.
- Lorelai does put a lot on Rory because of her lack
of emotional maturity. But at the same time,
she provides that youthfulness that I feel like would be so--
- No, please continue! I'm intrigued!
- I love her, but I think sometimes she makes Rory the adult
when it's not supposed to be that way. - Yeah.
- I know that we both already have punishments coming...
- Yes. - But I don't think I need to eat
another bite of that to try this. I feel like I'm all set.
Don't look at me like that. (laughs)
- (gasps) - This is the surprise birthday party!
And... - (both) The pizzaaaaa!
- They are so cute. - I just love them.
- That's incredible, right? - Yeah.
- That's just so great. - That is so cool.
- (laughs) - It's so-- I wanna live there!
- The world's largest pizza, and it looks bomb!
- Oh! (squeals) - Yeah, buddy!
- What the-- oh my god! - Oh my god!
- Okay. - There's a pizza in here?
(laughs) That's this size?! - That's actually...
- Okay! - I don't think I've ever seen
a pizza this big. - (PvF) Let me do the little intro
and then you can-- - Oh, for Christ's sake!
- Okay, hurry, go! - Go! Talk faster!
- (PvF) Just try to resist this giant pizza made special
just for you. - God, let's open this [censored] up.
- Oh, yes. - ♪ Ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bum! ♪
- Yeah! - Ooh!
Meat lover's too! - Okay!
(buzzer) - I got really bummed out
just now. - Why?!
- I just remembered that we have to do a punishment food.
- Oh, it's fine. - This is huge.
- Oh, come on. There we go. (buzzer)
(buzzer) - Yeah.
- Ah. (buzzer)
(buzzer)
- And the size somehow makes it even better.
Doesn't change the taste, but it somehow makes it better.
- This is what I expect a large pizza to be like everywhere.
- I mean! - Okay, I guess we're just gonna
go down together. - Let's gooo!
Ha-ha, you lost! - (both laugh)
- What giant food like Lorelai would you want airlifted?
- Giant ice cream sundae to be flown in.
- Sub sandwich, sushi. - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
- More pizza. - The biggest bowl of steaming
hot ramen. - That's a crazy answer.
I would've never known from the shirt you're wearing.
- (Lorelai) Dinner! - (Rory) Over here!
- "Dinner!" - The amount of takeout they get
is actually insane. - Oh, is that from Al's?
- Oh. - Oh, Al's!
- Yeah, this is where they go whenever she's in a fight with Luke.
- 1,000% would do this. - Yeah.
- Every single season when they mention Al's,
it's like, what the hell does this man serve?
- Oh yeah, yeah! Their mystery bag. - Uh-huh, yeah.
- (Lorelai) Pan-Asian with a hint of English colonial
and a few South African influences. - Damn.
- That sounds like my 23andMe. - This is so cute.
- (PvF) We've got the international grab bag
from former pancake house, Al's Pancake World.
If you open it, it does count as eating.
- Okay. - That does not work!
- (PvF laughs) Okay. - What are you thinking?
Hey! - Oooh!
- Wait! (laughs)
(buzzer) (buzzer)
- Okay. (buzzer)
- Mmm! (laughs) - Oh, is it a spring roll?
- It looks-- yes! - Spring roll.
- I got a spring roll. - Ugh, [censored] it.
(buzzer) - Yay!
- Your sauces look different than mine.
- Oh! Oh, yeah, yeah! Okay. - I got egg rolls.
- It might be a roll. - Ooh!
- Oh, it's a veggie roll! - Yeah, we got some dumplings.
- Ooh. - (gasps) Curry!
- Oh, I didn't even see the curry! - Ooh, I'll trade you
a potsticker for an egg roll. - Yeah.
- Okay, great. - This feels like one
of the international videos that we do.
- Yeah. - But we're getting it all
in a Gilmore Girls episode. - (PvF) Are you guys at all
concerned about the punishment food? - Mm.
- Is the punishment next? - (PvF) No.
- Then no. (chuckles) - (chuckles)
- (Rory) Well, what about the apple tarts?
You wait all year for those apple tarts.
- Ohhh! - The apple tarts.
- Okay! - (Rory) You made up songs
after eating five of them with lyrics that contradict
that last statement. - (laughs)
- (gasps) - It's so cute! (gasps)
- (PvF) You won't wanna miss out on Emily Gilmore's famous
and oh so delectable apple tart. - You are correct.
I will not want to miss out. - Yeah, me neither.
(buzzer) - Oh, smell that!
- It's giving fall sweaters, brown, crunchy leaves...
- Mm-hmm. - ...fireplaces, and arguments
between your uncles. What?
(laughs) - Are you okay?
- (laughs) - When it comes to pies,
I love a good apple pie. (buzzer)
(buzzer) - 10 out of 10.
- 10 out of 10, would recommend? - Emily Gilmore. Emily Gilmore,
you beautiful, beautiful woman. (buzzer)
- (PvF) What do you guys think Lorelai's song was?
- ♪ Sliced apples and cinnamon ♪
- ♪ Apple tart, apple tart ♪ - ♪ Get your famous apple tart ♪
- ♪ You're in my heart ♪ - ♪ Oh my god, these tarts
are so good ♪ - (both) ♪ Apple tarts ♪
- (PvF) Billboard top 10.
That was incredible. - I mean, kind of nailed it.
- (PvF) Well, that's it. That's our challenge.
- Oh, yay! We failed! - Yeah. Wooo! Losers!
- (PvF) Congratulations...no one. All of you were tempted,
and for that, you must suffer the consequences.
So, what you guys would have won...
- Ohhhhh! (laughs)
- Oh, the Santa burger! - Oh, damn it!
- Oh, this is so cute. - Mmm.
- Oh my-- - Stop, I'm gonna cry.
- I love them! SO MUCH! I love them so much!
-(Lorelai) ...ever made me something quite this disgusting before.
- Awww. - It's the most disgusting thing
someone's ever made for me. (laughs)
- Oh, but look at the real pancakes. - Ahh! (gasps)
- Wait, the Luke's-- I-- - Do not.
- Luke's Diner knows how to do it.
- (PvF) You would've been able to indulge in a feast
from the Gilmores' favorite eatery, Luke's Diner.
We've got Luke's special Santa burger, donuts, pancakes, and of course,
a nice cup of coffee. - I want this so bad! Please!
- Can I drink it-- - (PvF) No, no, no, no. No.
- I could buy this off of Amazon. - I just bought it for you.
- I'm speechless! - (laughs)
- Thank you, Sharon! I get a freakin' mug from Luke's.
- (PvF) Unfortunately, you guys were tempted.
And for that, you must suffer the consequences.
So, let's take a look. - (Rory) What is that stuff?
- Eggless egg salad. - Eggless--
- Eggless egg salad. Oh my god! It's vegan!
- Ooh. - (gasps) The egg sandwiches!
- What's in it then? - No, no, no.
- (Lane) ...illustrated look at the effect of dancing
on your chances of spending all eternity in...
- Ugh. - (laughs) Do you need one
of those pamphlets? I think I could use one of them.
- (Mrs. Kim) Get scooping. The minute air hits the bread,
it starts to get stale. - (Lane) Okay.
- (laughs) How old is this bread?! - Egg salad.
- Spicy because of the hell pamphlets? - That's what my concern is
is they put the pamphlet theme
with the egg salad. - Into the egg like a--
- Why does red somehow make it worse?
- Wait. - Oh, I'm going to hell. (laughs)
- (PvF) Mrs. Kim helped us whip up one of her more...
healthy recipes, eggless egg salad sandwiches
complete with the yellow food coloring and no egg.
Is stale bread okay? - Okay, if there's no egg,
what's in it? What is this? (hard thudding)
- Do you hear that? - No, they definitely just
left this out since yesterday. - Ooh.
- That is what we did. - Thank you.
- No. You gotta do a bigger bite than that.
- Ahhh! (pants) - Okay, you go first. You tell me.
Why do you take such big bites?
- (pants) Ugh! - It's really not that bad.
- It's starting to hit. - I might need some liquid.
- I'm hiccuping again. - (coughs)
- Ooh! - Okay.
- (hiccups) - I don't think you got to-- (coughs)
Jesus! - Oh my god! Why didn't you tell--
- It's so salty and it's hot. - It's so salty too. Oh, god.
And it's stale. - It's like a drum. (taps)
- (PvF) You guys have any regrets?
- Letting you produce an episode. (laughs) No, I'm j--
- What did you think of this Try Not To Eat challenge?
- Let us know, and let us know what else we should try
in the comments below. - As always, be sure to like
and subscribe for more. - Bye!
- Bye! - Bye!
- (laughs) Hoo! - See, this is why you keep
your leftovers, because now you're like, "Ooh, that was awful."
- Yeah. - And then, you go in the green room
and be like, "I got pizza!" - Oooh!
- (laughs) - Get that taste out of your mouth.