last winter I watched in horror as the
tube train doors trapped the pom-pom of
my bobble hat hurried off into the
darkness of the under these two so you
were getting on the tube or how did it
tell us more well the the tubes up tell
us anything you can think okay fine
the London tube network opened in the
1860 story it was I was trying to get on
a train I was late and I always run head
forwards because it's the most
aerodynamic way yeah I didn't want to
miss this train because there was I'd
have to wait two minutes for the next
one I was willing to take any sort of
risk which door were you gonna run
through the living room door I enjoyed
him in Harry Potter
Dumbledore oh I see thank you I thought
I was having a stroke
now what happens is now trapped yeah the
hats trapped right because the doors are
shut I perhaps foolishly or perhaps
sensibly you be the judge
so I have to say what it is first I sort
of recoil yeah and that removes that and
then I go there's the Hat right there
and I thought at that point there's no
point putting my head back in David I've
got a bobble hat Oh
may I keep it yeah I'm trying reenact
for it
let's see you Ryan okay okay they'll
have to redo my hair it'll be an hour of
your lives you're not getting back
right okay these are my these are my
doors yeah okay how fast are you going
to run at me slower than you think okay
well be able to see me canvas are you
flirting really know what flirting is
but let's see what happens and then
we'll know train is going to go no
passengers are on board please stand
clear of the doors
it's my only speaking bed do the same
will you cue me when you get your
monologue I'll wink at you stand clear
of the doors
stand clear obviously in reality I was
hurrying down the escalator though
that's not how the underground works
stand clear lador stand clear the doors
sorry again next one you've got a pixel
stand clear the doors the doors are
closing
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Loosli is it true no David seems to
really have to make a lot of effort
there to try and get through the tube
doors no and I think anyone would so
they think it's a lie were you lying or
were you telling the truth well I was
lying
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