-Hi. Nice to meet you. Yeah.
No, here we go. Let's just see and see where we end up.
-Let's just see. It might be a tie.
Oh, I didn't do -- I did that wrong, didn't I?
-It doesn't matter.
Wait. Is that a tie?
-That's a tie, baby.
-No. -Yes.
-It's a tie. Okay, what does that mean?
[ Laughter ]
What? -Dealer loses!
-Ryan...
-I'm glad it's not called "Balljack."
I'm just gonna put that out there right now.
Oh!
Wow!
♪♪
-We're gonna play a game here called "Slapjack."
It works the same as blackjack, but at the end of each round,
the winner gets to slap the loser across the face
with a giant prosthetic hand.
[ Laughter, applause ]
First to win three rounds is the winner.
-Nice. -We take turns dealing.
No splits. If it's a tie, the dealer loses.
Ryan, as our guest, you deal first.
-Good stuff. Burn card? -Yeah. Good stuff. Good luck.
-Yeah. Burn card, of course. Later.
-Worst flow ever. Okay. -Yeah. No, that was good.
No, I liked that. That was good. Okay.
Okay. 7 -- I like that. -Alright.
-Yours down, yeah. -Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
-This is fantastic. -This is looking good for you.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah. -Oh!
-No, I'm feeling good about this one.
Yeah.
-You want a hit, yeah? -Hit me!
-Unh!
-[ Laughing ]
-Sucks. -I'm gonna stay.
Yeah, I'm very happy.
Hi. Nice to meet you. Yeah.
No, here we go. Let's just see and see where we end up.
-Let's just see. It might be a tie.
Oh, I didn't do -- I did that wrong, didn't I?
-It doesn't matter.
Wait. Is that a tie?
-That's a tie, baby.
-No. -Yes.
-It's a tie. Okay, what does that mean?
[ Laughter ]
What? -Dealer loses!
-Ryan...
-I'm glad it's not called "Balljack."
I'm just gonna put that out there right now.
Oh!
Wow!
-You fought back. -Where does --
Blazing speed!
-[ Laughs ]
You almost -- You almost fought back with your head.
-Where does rage like that come from, Jimmy?
-It's not rage! It's a giant rubber hand!
-That was amazing! -No, it's not.
-I lost consciousness. -Oh, you did not.
Oh, my gosh. -Weirdly, it was your life
that flashed before my eyes. -Do I burn one?
Yeah, burn one. -Burn one. Here we go.
Now this one's turns up, right? -Yes, sir.
-This to you.
-Oh, I like that. That's good for me.
-And then down to me. -Yeah. Yeah.
You keep it down. Yeah. -And then down to you?
-No, no. -Up to you.
-Whoa. [ Chuckles ] Ohh! Jimmy!
[ Laughter ]
-Okay. Do you want -- [ Laughs ]
Do you want to hit? Are you hoping for a 1?
-Jimmy, I'm going to stay.
-You learned a lot on this movie, apparently.
-I did. Yes. -All right.
So, I flip this guy over, and that's that,
so I'm gonna have to hit. -Yeah, you're gonna wanna...
-So I'm going to do this.
Thank you so much for...
Just go for it, buddy. Just go for it.
[ Slap! ] -Ohh!
♪♪
-Really...
[ Laughter ]
I mean, wow, right?
[ Applause ]
[ Slap echoes ]
That was ugly.
-[ Chuckles ] Mama? -Wow.
-Mama, I'm comin' for you!
-Grand-papa? -[ Laughs ]
-Do we have NFL concussion protocol?
-We have -- No. Gosh. That was a good smack right there.
-That was very good. Lot of skin contact there.
-Okay. Good. Yeah. My toupee almost came off.
-I go -- I go. Me first, right? -Yeah.
-Yeah. No. Is that right? No, it goes to me first.
-Oh, it goes to you first. Take that one off. Yeah.
Up. You're right. This one goes down.
-That goes down to you. -Poker was my...
-Yeah, yeah, exactly. -Oh, God. This one is...
-No, it's to me again. -You want it, though?
-[ Laughs ] Yes. I definitely...
"Do you want it, though?" Yeah. -Damn it!
-[ Laughs ] Oh, my God. You are the best dealer ever.
-Yeah, I know.
-"You sure you don't want that 19?"
-I need to go reshoot some scenes from "Mississippi Grind."
-No. I'm going to stay at this.
-Yeah, I think you should. Uh, I'm gonna hit.
-Yeah. No. Wait. You flip over first.
-You're right. You're right.
-Ooh. Okay. You got 6. That's fantastic.
6 is good. Oh, wait.
This is interesting.
-This just got really good, didn't it?
-Now, if you get a face card or a 10...
-Yeah, you're gonna get hurt. -[ Laughs ]
-Yeah. So I get to -- I get to hit right now.
-Yeah.
-Ohh! -Ohh! Damn it!
-Great having you on the show.
-It's been very nice to be here. -Congrats on the movie.
-Don't -- Go hard. Go hard!
-[ Breathing sharply ]
[ Slap! ]
-Ryan! He's okay! He's okay!
-I'm okay! -He's okay!
-We're okay! -He's okay, you guys.
He's all right.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-That was vicious. -That was not vicious.
You guys, our thanks to Ryan Reynolds.
Jason and I are about to play a game called Slapjack.
Now, it works the same as blackjack,
but at the end of each round, the winner gets
to slap the loser across the face
with a giant prosthetic hand.
[ Cheers and applause ]
First to win -- First to win three rounds --
It's not gonna hurt that much.
-I'm finding if there's any horseshoes in here.
[ Both laugh ]
-Maybe there is. -Maybe there is in this one.
[ Both laugh ]
-Alright, here's the deal. I'm so scared right now.
We're gonna keep score on screen.
We take turns dealing, no splits.
If it's a tie, dealer loses.
Jason, as our guest, you're gonna deal first.
Two cards each, loser gets slapped.
You can burn the first one if you want,
if you don't trust me.
-I don't trust you, but I don't need to do that.
Ooh.
-Alright, don't flip that over.
That one's yours. -It's yours.
-Is that right? -First one to you.
-Yeah, yeah. Cool.
-You should learn how to play this.
You'll do a lot better. -Really?
Ooh! That's awful, isn't it?
-13. -13.
Well...?
It's all yours. I got a 10.
You better be sweating.
-Hit me. Don't hit me, but hit me.
[ Laughter ]
-Ooh!
Tough decision, old pal. -Not really.
[ Laughter ]
-[ Imitates squeaking ] -I'm gonna stay, man.
-You're gonna stay? -That's right. 17.
-Well, let's have a little look, shall we?
Let's have a little look. Ooh.
Oh, oh, no! Should've burnt the first card!
-[ Laughs ]
-Ohh! -Oh, it's a tie!
-It's a tie! -That means...
[ Laughs ]
-Are you sure that's right? -We said -- Yeah, yeah.
I swear, that was written on the --
-Go on, then. -I didn't write it.
A writer wrote it. -[ Laughs ]
-He's sitting over there.
Alright, ready? -Go ahead.
[ Laughter ]
-Ready? -Yeah, go on, then.
-That's not true! That's not true!
That's not -- I didn't hit you that hard!
That's your -- I did not hit him that hard!
I did not hit you that hard! This is a foam hand.
That's not real. That's not real at all.
This is a fake hand. That was a fall.
-Call the chiropractor. -[ Laughs ]
Don't get me back for that. That was a soft hit.
-That was aw-- -Oh, my God!
-Can you believe that? -No, I don't believe that!
-[ British accent ] Alright, here we go.
First card goes to you. [ Laughter ]
-Second card... -It's face-up.
-Yeah, well, you turn it 'cause I'm tired.
-You turn it over.
Turn my card over.
I'm gonna do it only because I always wanted --
I wanted to hear you say that.
Bang! [ Both laugh ]
And no wild cards, either. -[ Laughs ]
-[ Normal voice ] Leave this one down?
-Down, down. -Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This one up here. -[ Chuckles ]
-This is just gonna be a bummer
if you don't get to slap me at all.
-Yeah, I feel this one's good. Just warm up this little hand.
-[ Laughs ]
Ooh. -[ Clears throat ]
Right. Hit me.
-How much, normally, is a queen worth?
[ Laughter ]
-You better hope that's a queen.
You really want that to be a queen. Come on.
-12. So, if you get a 10, oopsy-daisy!
-Give me a -- a little 9 will do me nicely.
I should get this hand ready. -Here we go.
Mm-hmm-hmm-hmm? -Lucky 9s?
-Yeah...
-Ohh!
-Dude! -No!
-It's tot-- I'll be nice with you.
-Go ahead. Go on.
-It's so great having you on the show.
-[ Laughs ]
-This is my first win!
I finally beat Jason Statham!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Next time! -Give me a good slap.
You can give me a good hit.
Give me a good one.
-[ Grunts ]
-Do we have that in -- Do we have that in slow-mo,
that last one?
-[ Laughs ]
-You put a little bit too much.
Our thanks to Jason Statham, everybody!