Can we do like a quick kick-off?
Like "three, two, one," and just like, "Let's go team!"
You know what I mean? Ready? I'll lead us.
-Three, two, one. -Come on then.
Blast off!
To me, that looks like a rubber.
A rubber?
We have a different term for a rubber.
That's called an eraser.
We...
If you said that was a rubber in school, you'd probably get in trouble, honestly.
Do you know what a rubber is though, actually?
No! What is a rubber in America?
A rubber in America...
Is that like a condom?
-Is that what it is? -Yeah, it's a condom.
It's a condom, yeah.
-"I'm just going to 'condom' my homework." -That's what we call a rubber.
That's an eraser in English.
Like, "Can I borrow your eraser to erase that?"
-How do you, like, say... -OK.
How do you say the activity of that then?
So, you just say,
"Oh no, I've drawn something wrong. I'm just going to rub it out."
Wow!
We say, we drew something wrong, we're going to erase it.
Yeah, no, that's just weird.
I would just call them "bottoms," or like, "trousers."
Like smart trousers.
They look like... like chinos.
Chinos isn't bad, but honestly,
I don't know what is with everyone from UK and Europe as a whole
calling pants "trousers."
It's like the funniest thing. We just call those "pants."
I would never describe someone's pants as like,
"Hey, you got a nice pair of trousers on." Like...
Yeah, but for me, that's just alien.
-Because pants, that's when like-- -Right.
Say, if my little brother gets out of the shower,
he'll put his pants on and then his trousers.
So, like, boxers, we call "pants."
I call this a jumper.
Wait. Hold on.
I call it a jumper, and so does the whole of England.
The whole of England will look at this and go, "jumper."
Jumper?
No, we call that... I'd say...
I mean, see, I guess I'm different, too.
In America, like, there's ten different terms for this.
I'd say that's a sweatshirt.
Other people would probably say that's a sweater.
Nah, that's definitely a sweater.
Oh, that's easy. Trainers.
-I love a new pair of trainers. -"Trainers"?
Wait, you call shoes "trainers."
Yeah, I call them "trainers."
Why is that funny? I don't get it. What do you call them?
Like, "shoes."
Wait, what?
How do we have the same language but speak completely different?
Alright, so, if you said like,
"I'm going to go on a run, but I forgot my shoes,"
you would say...
"I'm going to go on a run, but, oh, shoot, I forgot my trainers"?
Yeah, like,
"Oh, I'm going to go on a run. I better put my trainers on."
Because if I just put a normal pair of shoes on,
they're going to get dirty.
So, to go on a run, you need to put a pair of trainers on.
Like, runners.
That's interesting.
Nah, I don't think we have that many denominations of shoes, honestly.
Right, OK, I call this a flannel.
-I've got six of them in my bathroom. -What?
You put one on the radiator, you put one on the windowsill,
and you put one over your sink
so you can wash your face before you go to bed
and when you wake up.
You call that a flannel?
A flannel, yeah.
Oh, my gosh. I call that a towel. A flannel is like...
You ever see the shirts I wear that's got the checkered pattern on them?
-Yeah. -What do you call that then?
I think we just call them the "farmer shirts."
Farmer shirts? Alright, that's fair.
No, flannel, I mean...
I've never heard that one.
I mean, it looks like a towel,
but it looks like a smaller version of a towel.
And a smaller version of a towel, we call it a flannel.
Like a wash rag?
That you, like, shower with it and wash your face with it?
-Yeah, yeah. -Yeah, we call that a...
We call that a wash rag.
That's weird. I've never heard of "rag."
"Rag."
"Wash rag."
This is actually interesting.
I didn't realise we speak the same language
with such different terms on little stuff.
Like, I've heard your terminology before, with like "the sort," and like "banter,"
and stuff like that, but I didn't know there were so many differences.