Welcome to my tomb my
horror seeking flesh crawlers!
Here for some more tales of brain boiling terror?
Ohhhh! That was my last life!
Just joking
I used that up a long time ago!
Speaking of games
I'm reminded of a tale about a sweet little cooking game
with some deadly ingredients.
Little Kaori is about to cook the meal
Of her DEATH!
Oh, oh my god, I-
I'm so sorry.
Oh wow. This is awkward.
I had- I had no idea what was goin- I couldn't see...
I couldn't see anything!
I didn't know what, I thought you were a ham?
Ham!
Or like a salted meat of some kind?
Not because you smell like a ham
Ham!
But for other ham reasons.
Don't take this personally, I think we got off on the wrong foot.
This is awkward.
Ham
Now that's what I call a kitchen nightmare!
Speaking of nightmares...
My next disturbing, deadly, diatribe
features a little green man
living in a dream world.
A twisted tale I call:
Luigi's Nightmare!
So I was walking on my way to the castle.
Awwww!
Ew.
What are you looking at boy? Get outta here GET OUTTA HERE!
I did not know what-a to make of it!
And this wasn't even the first time I saw the scary place!
Tell me about the other time you saw the...
Scary Place?
Yahoo! We did it, we won! Wahoo!
I won!
Hey! Don't you mean WE won?
Oh ho, ok, sure.
Oh Luigi my great green Knight!
That look you gave Bowser when you sped by him was so...
Intense....
Thanks Princess! I uh-
AHHHHH!
Hey Princess, don't go encouraging my baby bro.
You know he can't afford what you're selling.
It was-a terrible!
And, ahem-
Have you discussed these episodes with your brother?
Mario? He don't want-a listen.
Ok Luigi. I have a theory.
Empty it out.
What's this? A week's worth?
It's a for... This afternoon.
AHHHH?????
No... HUMAN should be consuming this many power ups!
I'm prescribing a power up free diet, Luigi.
It has to stop!
Ok. Grazie Amigo.
You uh... ain't lookin' so good!
How did this happen?
TOAD!
Where are you??? Something went terribly wrong!
I did what you said but now I'm trapped here!
Toad?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Awwwww.
Poor
Scared
Luigi.
You have-a forgotten who you are brother.
I will-a show you.
Things are-a better this way Luigi.
We can't do what we do
decade after decade
without a little boost.
We always said we would be a timeless classic.
Together.
I wish I had come to you earlier, Mario!
I'm so happy things are back to normal!
The moral of that story is
better the devil you know, and I should know!
Because my closest friends are DEVILS!
Ready for more my frenzied fear followers?
How about a little music?
This haunting melody
is a REAL SCREAM!
There's something strange
In the neighbourhood
Who you gonna cal?
Pokebusters!
[Pokebusters]
There's something weird
And it don't look good
Who you gonna call?
Pokebusters!
[Pokebusters]
Who you gonna call?
Pokebusters!
[Pokebusters]
Who you gonna call?
Pokebusters!
[Pokebusters]
Awww Booooo!
I liked it right up to the point where the ghosts
didn't rip everyone to shreds?
Oh well.
You win some
You GHOUL some!
They say every rat has his day.
Or is it, a rat a day keeps the doctor away?
Either way
I'm going to eat a rat while you watch the next
Frightening feature!
Nom nom nom nom nom...
Ugh, it's just another Ratatta.
Whatever.
Remember to be alert! And stay aware of your surroundings!
SHUT UP Gyarados!
Awwwww
Stay right where you are Ratatta
Yes!
Ahh you're going to the candy factory you worthless rat!
Drow!
Syyyyyy
Drow!
Syyy
Drow!
Syyy!
Aw man the servers are down? Again???
I tried to warn him!
That trainer's career took a real nosedive!
Oh well!
All's well that ends with someone getting eaten!
Now!
My dear follower of freakish follies!
I have one last hellish howler to share.
A beloved dog and his friends have bitten off more than they can chew when they enter...
The DARKEST DUNGEON!!!!
Scooby Dooby Doo!
Where are you?
We got some work to do now
Scooby Dooby Doo
Where are you?
We need some help from you now.
Scooby Dooby Doo
Where are you?
We got some work to do now
Scooby Dooby Doo
Where are you?
We need some help from you now.
You know we got a mystery to solve so Scooby Doo be ready for your act
Don't hold back
Cause Scooby Doo if you come through you're gonna have yourself a Scooby snack!
That's a fact!
Scooby Dooby Doo
Here are you
You're ready and you're willing
If we can count on you
Scooby Doo!
I know we'll catch that villain!