after two days of excruciating waiting
the Royal baby finally has a name
Prince Harry and Megan Marco have
announced the name of the newest member
of the royal family their son Archie
Harrison mountbatten-windsor earlier
today the joyous new parents spoke to
the press at Windsor Castle thanks MAGIX
it's pretty amazing
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I have the two best guys in the world so
I'm really happy we're just so thrilled
to have our little bundle of joy
precious time to do busy study slowly
starts to grow
oh they're so sweet although I I do have
to admit this right I always find it
weird when people introduce a new baby
right because if you think about it it's
such a big contrast between the end
products and how it was made you know
you know because if we were honours be
like we're really overjoyed to welcome
this pure little miracle the result of
our sweaty night of of just raw doggin
hashtag blessed and it's especially
weird because when it's the Royals it's
big news that they did one of humanity's
most basic biological functions but
that's what having a baby is just
something your body does something
humans do it's like if there was a front
page news story and the headline was
just Gary farted anyway welcome to the
world little Archie and I know some
people are disappointed by the name
Archie but there's one person who's
super excited the Queen yeah cuz you
know for the last nine months she's been
like please don't beat your mom please
don't beat your mouth please don't beat
your mouth please don't beat your mouth
still in international news it looks
like the tensions between Iran and the
United States have reached the tenser
levels ever the u.s. is sending a
powerful message to Iran the USS Lincoln
is heading to the Persian Gulf region
after intelligence reports suggest Iran
is preparing to strike US forces in the
region the intelligence warned of
attacks against American ships in the
waters off Yemen and in the Persian Gulf
itself as well as against American
troops in Iraq and Syria
holy this beef is escalating fast
America is sending its Navy to launch a
potential strike in Iran because America
says Iran is moving their weapons in
America's direction I must say though I
do feel a little bit bad for Iran yeah
because every direction is in America's
direction
think about it America has bases in all
these neighboring nations so no matter
where you drive your missiles you're
threatening America just like I'm
driving towards Bahrain to our bases no
no no no no no no I'm driving towards
the Iraq to our bases oh okay you know
what we'll just stay here in our future
base is that a threat seriously US
troops are everywhere I mean they're in
Bahrain the Americans even know what
Bahrain is huh I wouldn't be shocked if
some Americans think Bahrain is the name
of like a 90s R&B singer you know back
do you know this yeah yeah Bahrain uh
you know Bahrain had that song it was I
can't stand Bahrain is that is that the
one that's the one all right so as it
stands america has intelligence that
Iran poses a very credible threat and so
they're going to act on it and as we
know America's intelligence has never
led them into the wrong wars in that
region all right let's move on because
back here in America many people are
refusing to get vaccinated and one of
those people in Kentucky just contracted
a case of irony a Kentucky teenager at
the center of a vaccination lawsuit came
down with the chicken pox
Jerome Conkel filed a lawsuit after he
refused to get vaccinated and was banned
from playing on his school's basketball
team the team's lawyer reportedly told
the Cincinnati Enquirer that the 18 year
old was diagnosed last week and that
he's quote a little itchy
so this kid in Kentucky opposed a
vaccine on religious grounds and then he
got chickenpox and even worse it wasn't
just chickenpox
he got kentucky fried chicken pox
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