Can we look at the wigs? They are amazing. I like the big tall one, lets just do that one. Yeah I like that
one. / Woman: Is that leather you are wearing?/ Dick: This is a pleather jacket. I like pleather. The only
reason I am letting you film is because I am wearing a wig made out of my fingers. Do they need to be
filming right now? I have luxurious golden locks tucked up into what they call a Hollywood wig cap, I
have a little frog in my throat. For PETA. No, front to back, let me hold it in the front and you pull it in
the back. Pull it down. Oww, OWW! Get it off! Get off! Take it off! OW! It had FUCKING pins in it. Did
you have the pins in it? / Woman: No / Dick: See it is called run and gun, stop it. Great that is for you.
Fine. Great you look really great. Yep this is it. No, then I should just be holding it. Yes. I cannot stand in
this pose forever! /Photographer: You look so much like her. /Dick: Take the fucking picture. You are
welcome./ Woman: Is the sign too dirty?/ Photographer: No that is perfect/ Dick: Ahh! What go! No
stop! It is very dramatic./Photographer: Your mark is right back there. There you go/ Dick: Hurry up this
really is hard.
Photographer: Can you turn the sign the other way so we can see it? That is great. That is great. Great.
Dick: Thank you so much for saving me. / Man: Get off me. / Dick: Thigh-Clencher. I am squatting down. I am sorry.
Fur is a drag. Fur is a drag! Fur is a drag! Fur is a drag! Fur is a drag!