Oh finding a boss was easy but keeping a
boss therein lies the rub
yeah nope it wasn't easy for these guys
but they never gave up with the
emergence of the Stone Age came the rise
of a new species man was very different
from the dinosaur he was shorter hairier
and way way smarter the minions took an
instant liking to man and helped him the
best they could
poor man so trusting so fragile so so
delicious their quest for a boss put the
minions front and center for some of
civilizations most historic moments
ancient Egypt held great promise but it
didn't last long the Dark Ages were
actually fun times their new master had
a tendency to party all night and sleep
all day
righto - OH
but eventually the party was over they
bounced from one evil boss to another
but they never seem to find their
perfect fit
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