First Floor Meeting Room
Morning, morning everyone. I think you all know why you're here but just make it
clear, the day of the knight is over. Nobody wants us knights anymore. You offend
my honor sir, I throw my gauntlet at you. This is exactly what I'm talking about
you can't do this anymore. You can't just throw down the gauntlet to try to
resolve your disputes, just like you can't get out of paying for a parking
ticket by challenging the traffic warden to a duel. I'm looking at you Andrew. I
was only there five minutes and, and technically they've got to wait three
minutes... That's not the point, it's time to move on. I wish the world did need knights, I
really do, but they don't. It's time to hang up our armors put down our lances and
so it is with a heavy heart that I'm to inform her Majesty that
after more than 20 years of international competitions, I'm
cancelling Easter tournament. You can't cancel the Easter tournament, it's the highlight of
the jousting year and
what about all the other countries that are coming? Well, I sent emails to the
Knights of France, Poland, Australia but no reply. Nothing. That cannot be! Well it
is. Let me show you. See! The Wi-Fi is not on.
Oh, look an email from the French! they spelt nightmare wrong. I think it's a pun.
Oh! Hang on, it's a video message. It's from the knight
marshall representing the Australians. Oh
g'day! Sir Andrew of Sydney here. How are you going? Just wanted to let you know the
challenge is accepted we will see you at the Royal Armouries Easter tournament
Oh young Brucey, can you fetch me the prawns please?
YAY
Tried to email but no joy so sent scroll instead. Just to let you
know the Polish accept your invitation to the Easter tournament. It's time the
Poles claimed our place as the greatest knights on Earth
PS, would you mind paying the Hussar's taxi fare? He doesn't have any pockets so
can't carry cash
It looks like I was wrong, Knights are needed after all. The tournament it back
on. It's time to sharpen our lances shine the armours lads. Let's get to that
tiltyard, our rivals won't know what hit them.
It will be like men against boys out there.
Yeah!
Well, I think it's going to be more than that!
YEAH!
Alright let's get ready to rumble
Bring it on!
Seriously Johnny, no. It's a historical artifact, please don't do it again
Sorry Andy
YEAH