(rock guitar blares)
- [Voiceover] Here comes the huge and very quick,
as you see there Strowman,
who just turned Nelson inside out.
Once again Anderson Cooper joins us here
at the announce table.
- [Voiceover] Investigative reporting.
- [Voiceover] Yeah.
- [Voiceover] That was great.
- [Voiceover] I think that Jorel had
sort of that silent focus thing going.
- [Voiceover] And there is the reverse chokeslam yet again.
Jorel Nelson, to your point Corey
probably will not remember, his debut
on Monday Night RAW. [Ref] 1, 2, 3...
(bell rings)
- I wanted to congratulate you on being the
Senior Executive Soundtrack Producer...
- Yes.
- Oh, give me some Booty O's.
... of WWE 2K17.
- Thank you very much, thank you very much.
And you're gonna love the whole entire layout, man.
I got Action Bronson, Black Sabbath, Travis Barker,
and can’t forget about French Montana.
Bad Boy in the house.
I mean the whole entire soundtrack is crazy.
Did you just say fresh?
- My bad...
- So good.
- I'm Doctor Anderson.
- And I'm Doctor Gallows.
- Doctor.
- And we're here to discuss tonight a possible epidemic,
facing tag teams on Monday Night RAW.
- It's called, "Ringpostitis"
- And there is currently no known cure for Ringpostitis.
- Possible side effects may include nausea and severe pain.
- [Anderson] But just take our word for it, no.
Take Big E's.
- We recently completed emergency surgery
on The New Day's Big E, the results of which were nuts.
- It kinda makes you wanna ball your eyes out.
Doesn't it Doctor?
- It does make me a little bit testy.
- [Voiceover] Oh watch it, wow.
- [Voiceover] Uh oh.
Cheap shot!
- [Voiceover] Official knocked down...
- [Voiceover] What in the world?
- [Voiceover] Sheamus rolls up Cesaro,
but the official was knocked down.
And Cesaro from behind.
- [Crowd] 1, 2, 3...
(bells rings)
- [Voiceover] Cesaro's got the win.
He did it again.
- [Voiceover] And now Darren Young off the second rope
caught by the big man.
And Titus O' Neil...
- [Voiceover] This is the ridiculous power
we talk about with Titus.
- [Voiceover] Yeah like for that running power slam
and Darren rolls him up.
- [Voiceover] Look it look it Darren.
Darren's got the tights. (bell rings)
- [Voiceover] Face first goes Kofi.
And here's the cover on Kofi Kingston.
And it's over.
- [Voiceover] Wow just like that.
- [Voiceover] The doctors are back at work.
- [Voiceover] Woods can defend those
Tag Team Titles by himself at SummerSlam.
- [Voiceover] Oh come on guys.
Oh and Xavier Woods...
- Back it up!
- [Voiceover] With the equalizer.
- Come and get some.
Come and get some.
- [Voiceover] Oh well I told ya,
Sasha able to duck outta the way.
- [Vocieover] Sasha got the right one.
- [Voiceover] Now with Charlotte down
Sasha looks to head to the top rope
with Dana Brooke.
Oh and Sasha stepped just far enough off the apron.
To deliver the double knees to the gut.
Cover on Dana [Ref] 1, 2, 3
Hook of the leg.
Guess what Charlotte? (bell rings)
You're alone at SummerSlam.
- [Voiceover] Cesaro staying on the ball.
- [Voiceover] Oh and he just thumbed him in the eye.
And a kick right to the face by Sheamus.
The official didn't see any of it.
- [Voiceover] Is it a handicap match?
- [Ref] 1, 2, 3
- [Voiceover] And Rusev retains
(bell rings)
the United States Championship.
- [Voiceover] Rusev successfully
defended his United States Championship.
Now he can go back to his beautiful bride, Lana
and celebrate before Roman Reigns screwed it up,
before Cesaro tried...
- [Voiceover] Wait a minute, Spear!
- [Voiceover] Oh God.
- [Voiceover] Spear by Roman Reigns.
- [Voiceover] Enzo not gonna allow Jericho to create
any separation as he launches himself over the top rope.
Enzo's bringing it tonight, Byron.
- [Voiceover] Enzo knows he's gotta be the aggressor here,
you're on the verge of perhaps
the biggest win of your career.
- [Voiceover] Aw look it again Kevin Owens
getting involved behind the back of the referee.
Big Cass trying to point out the situation.
- [Voiceover] And a Code Breaker...
By Jericho...
And Big Cass with a Big Boot.
(bell rings)
- [Voiceover] And the official's gonna call for the bell.
Big Cass in my estimation had no choice.
- I'd like to take this time to
make a toast to Rusev and Lana.
First of all I'd like to say thank you.
Thank you so much I've never had
the opportunity to see a marriage between
a Bulgarian Sasquatch and a mail order Bride.
- [Voiceover] Oh no and Rusev had enough
and went right after Roman Reigns.
(screams)
- [Voiceover] Rusev has been unleashed.
- [Voiceover] Oh oh no.
- [Voiceover] Oh no!
(crowd cheers)
(laughter)
- [Voiceover] Oh my gosh.
- [Voiceover] Well that'll make Twitter.
- [Voiceover] There's Princess Lana for ya.
- I hate you.
I hate you.
(rock guitar blares)