>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY. RIGHT THERE WE HAVE THE AUTHOR
OF THE NEW BEST SELLER "SPARE." I AM HERE WITH PRINCE HARRY.
HARRY, I BELIEVE YOU SAID I COULD CALL YOU HARRY.
>> Prince Harry: I SAID YOU CAN CALL ME WHATEVER HE WANTS.
>> Stephen: BECAUSE WE ARE SUCH DEAR FRIENDS NOW THAT I'VE
READ YOUR BOOK I FEEL LIKE WE KNOW EACH OTHER VERY WELL.
A WONDERFUL INTERVIEW THE OTHER NIGHT THAT EVERYONE ACCLAIMED AS
GROUNDBREAKING. BUT THE THING IS THAT EVEN AFTER
READING 400 PAGES OF YOUR BOOK, THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH YOU CAN FIT
INTO 400 PAGES AND I FEEL LIKE I DON'T KNOW YOU AS WELL AS I
WOULD LIKE TO. MY TEAM UP THERE HAVE COME UP
WITH 15. >> Prince Harry: YOU HAVE A
LAB? THAT EXPLAINS A LOT.
>> Stephen: MY TEAM HAS COME UP WITH 15 QUESTIONS
SCIENTIFICALLY CALCULATED TO PLUMB THE DEPTHS OF ANYONE, TO
REVEAL THEIR SOUL TO THE WORLD. THIS IS GOING TO OPEN YOU UP TO
THE WORLD. ARE YOU PREPARED TO BE KNOWN BY
THE WORLD AFTER YOU ANSWER WHAT HISTORY WILL CALL THE
COLBERT QUESTIONERT? >> Prince Harry: NO, BUT LET'S
DO IT. ♪ ♪
>> Stephen: HARRY, WHAT IS THE BEST SANDWICH?
>> Prince Harry: HMM. I WOULD SAY A CHEESE AND HAM
TOASTY WITH DIJON MUSTARD ON TOP.
>> Stephen: TOASTY MEANS GRILLED?
>> Prince Harry: A TOASTING MACHINE?
>> Stephen: LIKE A PANINI PRESS?
>> Prince Harry: I HAVE TO BE CAREFUL WITH THE QUESTIONS
BECAUSE THE AMERICANISM'S, IT'S VERY DIFFERENT.
IT GOT ME IN MY LIFE INTO A LITTLE TROUBLE.
>> Stephen: THE WORD FANNY IS ONE THAT'S MOST UPSETTING.
>> Prince Harry: BUT THEN THERE IS A FANNY PACK.
>> Stephen: FANNY TO US IS DIFFERENT THAN FANNY'S TO Y'ALL.
>> Prince Harry: I WAS GOING TALK ABOUT BAY-ZEL AND BAZ-IL.
>> Stephen: VITAMIN AND VIT-AMIN.
>> Prince Harry: HORSEBACK RIDING ON HORSEBACK RIDING.
THAT INSTANTLY BECOMES A MEME. >> Stephen: WHAT IS ONE THING
YOU OWN THAT YOU SHOULD REALLY THROW OUT?
>> Prince Harry: OOH, UH. RIPPED BOXER SHORTS.
>> Stephen: WHY DO YOU STILL HAVE THEM?
>> Prince Harry: I DON'T WANT TO LET THEM GO.
>> Stephen: FOND MEMORIES? >> Prince Harry: [LAUGHS]
>> Stephen: HARRY, WHAT IS THE SCARIEST ANIMAL?
>> Prince Harry: THE SCARIEST ANIMAL TO ME IS A SNAKE.
>> Stephen: DID YOU SEE ANY GOOD ONES IN AFRICA?
BLACK MAMBAS OR SOMETHING. >> Prince Harry: SNAKES CAN
GET ANYWHERE. >> Stephen: ANYWHERE.
APPLES OR ORANGES? >> Prince Harry: ORANGES.
DUH. >> Stephen: SOMETHING WEIRDLY
CANNIBALISTIC ABOUT THAT. HAVE YOU EVER --
>> Prince Harry: IF WE BITE YOU, YOU GET GINGIVITIS.
[LAUGHTER] YOU SECRETLY WANT TO BE BITTEN,
DON'T YOU? >> Stephen: HAVE YOU EVER
ASKED SOMEONE FOR THEIR AUTOGRAPH?
>> Prince Harry: YES. >> Stephen: MAY I ASK WHO?
>> Prince Harry: THE RUGBY TEAM IN 2003.
AT THE WORLD CUP FINAL. AFTER A FEW DRINKS.
I WAS WALKING AROUND GOING, JOHNNY, JOHNNY, MIKE, MIKE.
THEY WERE ALL STANDING THERE NAKED BUT I GOT ALL 15
SIGNATURES. >> Stephen: THEY SIGNED WITH
PENS? WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENS WHEN
WE DIE? >> Prince Harry: I THINK WE
BECOME ANIMALS. >> Stephen: I LIKE THAT.
LIKE, WE REINCARNATE? DO YOU HAVE AN ANIMAL HE WOULD
LIKE TO COME BACK AS? >> Prince Harry: PROBABLY AN
ELEPHANT. >> Stephen: FAVORITE ACTION
MOVIE? TOUGH QUESTIONS.
>> Prince Harry: GLADIATOR. YEAH.
[APPLAUSE] >> Stephen: YOU KNOW THE
EMPEROR AND THAT, MARCUS REALLYE WHO GETS KILLED.
HE SAID LET US HAVE AN END TO THIS DEBATE ABOUT WHAT MAKES A
GOOD MAN AND BE ONE. YOU CAN USE THAT.
>> Prince Harry: GOOD KNOWLEDGE.
>> Stephen: WINDOW OR AISLE? >> Prince Harry: COCKPIT.
>> Stephen: FAVORITE SMELL? >> Prince Harry: FAVORITE
SMELL. MY WIFE.
>> Stephen: LEAST FAVORITE SMELL.
>> Prince Harry: UHHH. [SNIFFING]
[LAUGHTER] >> Stephen: MOST USED APP ON
YOUR PHONE. >> Prince Harry: FOR ME
GENERALLY BETTER UP. >> Stephen: WHAT IS BETTER UP?
>> Prince Harry: IT'S A COACHING PLATFORM WHICH I AM
PART OF. THE QUICKEST ACCESS TO HEALTH
COACHING. >> Stephen: CATS OR DOGS?
>> Prince Harry: DOGS, OBVIOUSLY.
CATS. >> Prince Harry: YOU ONLY GET
ONE SONG TO LISTEN TO FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
WHAT IS IT? KEEP IN MIND YOU DON'T HAVE TO
LISTEN TO IT CONTINUALLY BUT WHEN YOU WANT TO GO LISTEN TO A
SONG, IT HAS TO BE THIS ONE. >> Prince Harry: LOVE GETS
SWEETER EVERY DAY. >> Stephen: NOT FAMILIAR.
>> Prince Harry: YOU NEED MORE LOVE IN YOUR LIFE.
>> Stephen: I CAN'T POSSIBLY HAVE MORE LOVE IN MY LIFE.
HAVE YOU MET MY WIFE? >> Prince Harry: YES, WE MET
EARLIER. I HAVE DINNER PLANS WITH YOUR
WIFE. >> Stephen: NOTHING WOULD MAKE
HER HAPPIER. YOU KNOW THOSE PEOPLE IN THE
WORLD, THEY ARE LIKE, THEY ARE LIKE, I LOVE THE ROYAL FAMILY.
I TOTALLY GET THAT. THAT IS MY WIFE.
I AM LIKE, I'VE GOT NO HOSTILITY AGAINST YOU GUYS.
A LITTLE. NO HOSTILITY BECAUSE YOU TOOK MY
FAMILY'S LAND BACK IN IRELAND. I AM OVER IT.
I AM OVER IT. >> Prince Harry: IT DOESN'T
SOUND LIKE YOU ARE. I'M VERY SORRY.
>> Stephen: SHE IS AN INCESSANT ANGLOPHILE.
SHE SPENT SOME TIME AT CAMBRIDGE.
SHE LOVES YOUR WHOLE FAMILY. IF SIX ORDINARY.
>> Prince Harry: WONDERFUL. >> Stephen: IT IS THE ONE
THING THAT WE DISAGREE ABOUT. I AM READING THIS BOOK GOING,
"GET 'EM, HARRY." I DON'T MEAN THAT AT ALL.
WHAT NUMBER AM I THINKING OUT? >> Prince Harry: WHAT?
>> Stephen: WHAT NUMBER AM I THINKING OF?
>> Prince Harry: ONE. >> Stephen: NO.
>> Prince Harry: HANG ON A SECOND.
ARE THESE THE SAME QUESTIONS YOU ASK EVERYBODY ELSE.
>> Stephen: EVERYBODY GETS THE SAME QUESTION.
>> Prince Harry: HAS ANYONE.NET RIGHT.
IS THERE A NUMBER YOU'RE THINKING OF?
IS IT BETWEEN 1 AND 10? >> Stephen: WHY WHAT I TELL
YOU? YOU GOT IT WRONG.
IF YOU GOT IT RIGHT I WILL BE ABLE TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION.
IT'S ONE OF THE THINGS YOU WIN. >> Prince Harry: WHAT DO I
WIN. >> Stephen: YOU GET TO BE
KNOWN BY PEOPLE. WHAT DO YOU MOST WANT TO BE,
HARRY. NOT ALONE.
I READ YOUR BOOK. WE WANT TO BE KNOWN.
YOU'RE WELCOME. HAVE YOU ENJOYED --
>> Prince Harry: SECURITY. CAN YOU GUYS COME AND GET ME OUT
OF HERE. >> Stephen: HE'S GOT RED HAIR.
SITTING NEXT TO THE DESK. DESCRIBE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
IN FIVE WORDS. >> Prince Harry: FIVE SEPARATE
WORDS OR A SENTENCE? >> Stephen: EITHER WAY.
NO ONE HAS EVER ASKED THAT BEFORE.
YOU CAN DO IT AS A PASTICHE OF THESE FIVE WORDS OR MEANINGFUL
SENTENCE TO YOU. THAT IS MORE THAN FIVE.
>> Prince Harry: FREEDOM. HAPPINESS.
CLARITY. SPACE, LOVE.
[APPLAUSE] >> Stephen: CONGRATULATIONS.
YOU ARE KNOWN. "SPARE" IS AVAILABLE NOW.
PRINCE HARRY, EVERYBODY.