- I'm going to get behind this Crown Vic, I believe,
and ask him why he doesn't have any headlights.
He may not realize it.
[music playing]
D, I think he's running.
Trying to get this vehicle stopped over here.
I don't know what-- stand by.
We're stopping here at Finley and 78th on a Crown Victoria,
One, Delta, Juliet.
- Roll your window down.
Roll your window down.
- It doesn't go down. - OK.
OK. OK.
- It doesn't go down. It doesn't go down.
- Only my driver one can come down.
- OK.
What's going on, bud?
You got your driver's license on you?
[laughs]
We didn't know what you were doing.
OK.
How much marijuana you got in the car, man?
You just smoked?
OK.
Where is it at, what you just smoked?
Where's the end of it, the roach?
Gone?
- It's gone.
- OK.
Normally, I detained people in the vehicle, man,
but it's going to be a little harder for you.
So we'll get you to step out and just turn, and just turn away
from me, OK?
- [inaudible]
- Yeah.
We're going to put two handcuffs on you, man, OK?
Nothing down in your pants, or anything like that?
- Just [inaudible] smoke.
- Yeah, it's just strong coming off you.
- Yeah. Yeah.
I mean--
- What is that inside of?
- That's what I tell you, I don't have nothing.
- I'm saying, that's the marijuana right there,
I feel it.
What did you, stuff it in the pants?
- I don't have nothing on me.
- [chuckles] Yes, you do, man.
It's right there.
Just stand still. Stand still.
Stand still. Stand still.
Stand still.
See, all that, man?
[laughter]
Why not be true?
- See, y'all going to take me to jail anyway.
- No we're not.
- OK, that's two grams, three grams, something like that.
We smoke, bro.
- But you sit there and make us work for it?
- I'm saying, bro, I'm like, OK, I got some weed.
- Do you know how many we've let go today?
- I don't know that.
- A lot. A lot.
A lot.
- I'm a 300-pound black man.
- What does that have to do with anything?
- I don't know.
I'm just saying like, OK, bro.
I smoke some weed.
I smoke weed.
I work.
I've got two kids.
I smoke weed, OK?
- Is that why you were zigzagging and turning,
to stuff it? Please be honest.
- OK, listen.
I did the zigzags turns.
I wasn't about to stop in the middle of the street.
- Were you stuffing this? - Yeah, yeah.
I put it in my pants.
- See how truth works?
- And I'm telling you, I put it in my pants
because I didn't want to go to jail for three grams of weed.
- And you're not going to go to jail for three grams of weed.
- Let this be a lesson, OK?
- Be true.
Be truthful.
- And I appreciate it.
I really do.
- I'm going to get the cuff key.
- Do you want me to snuff that out?
- No.
- We're going to destroy it.
- Y'all going to smoke it or y'all going to destroy it?
[laughter]
'Cause he was like, [bleep].
He whispered to him like, hey look, man.
- It's loud 'cause we knew it was on you loud.
- He even whispered to him like, hey man,
we got to get [bleep] 'cause we about to get [inaudible]..
[laughter]
- Buddy.
- [inaudible] Y'all, right?
Y'all the police, right?
- Yup.
- I'm a comedian in real life. - OK.
[laughter]
- I just had a show yesterday.
- OK.
- So one of y'all give me y'all card and next show I got,
I'll invite y'all.
[inaudible] on me.
- Oh, down.
- First water, though.
You know what I'm saying?
First water on me.
[laughter]
- First water on you?
[interposing voices]
- You know what I'm saying?
I'm glad they let me go.
Follow them on Instagram.
[laughter]
Get your ass off the streets.
And they going to find the weed if you put it in your pants,
you hear me?
Next time I will put it in my cheeks.
Pull up my right check and stuff it right there.
He ain't going to go in my ass..
I don't care how much weed he smells.
He ain't going in my ass.
Y'all get raises.
This is the biggest bust of the day.
- You are funny.
- Y'all have a good day.
- All right, buddy.
- He has two kids.
Christmas coming up.
He didn't want to go to jail, so that's why he lied about it,
why he stuffed it.
He admitted to everything.
Guy ended up being comical.
We weren't going to take him to jail anyways,
but it turned out good.
Turned out with a good laugh.
So that's how we like all of our traffic
stops to end, on a good note, and that was definitely
a good note.