Since being sworn into office
Joe Biden has had a lot of challenges facing his presidency.
And as he had guessed, not everyone is happy
with how he's meeting them for more about that.
Please welcome the host
of the popular conservative podcast,
[Conan]"The Right Truth", Mr. Darren Tooth.
Welcome to the show, Darren.
Thanks for having me Conan.
And I appreciate the chance to address what is shaping
up to be the worst presidency in American history.
Okay. Well already that feels a little strong.
Darren, why do you say that?
(Darren Laughing)
Where do I start Conan? with Biden as president
we have 6.7% unemployment.
Okay. We've got an impeachment trial
right around the corner.
Now we've got the highest COVID death rate
in the world and that number is going up every day.
Yeah. Okay. Fair enough.
But how can you attribute all that to Biden?
He's only been president for two weeks.
Exactly. And if Biden can do that much damage in two weeks
imagine what the next four years are going to be like.
You know what better yet?
Don't imagine it unless you want to puke.
All right. That's that's being a little dramatic. Okay.
Oh, is it?
Is it dramatic to love my country Conan?
How am I supposed to tuck my two beautiful children
Atlas and shrug into bed every night and tell them
that they're safe when I'm struggling not to bark my brains
out because there's a fence around the white house.
Okay. You know what?
I can feel a little bit of puke in the back of my head.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You're going that's ridiculous.
Listen, we get it. We get that. You're upset.
There's a fence around the white house
but the fence is there
because Trump supporters have been threatening violence.
Let's look at the facts Conan.
Fact, Biden promised change.
And yet Tom Brady is in the Superbowl.
Again, fact Biden promised to protect the African-American
community. And yet we've already lost
Cicely Tyson and Hank Aaron.
What is he planning next?
Okay those People were, it's sad that they're gone,
but it had nothing-
Fact stop interrupting.
I just saw a story the other day
about some people that found a bear swimming
in their hot tub.
Is that what Joe Biden's America is going to look like?
Because I don't know if I can handle that.
I'm gonna get sick.
No, no. You're not gonna get sick.
That's ridiculous. Don't get sick.
Not getting sick right this second, but I could easily.
And it was a false alarm.
That was a burp
Darren that's ridiculous.
First of all, you're not gonna throw up.
And second bears and hot tubs have nothing to do
with Biden's competence as a president.
I mean, you have to admit you're really stretching.
Why do I keep seeing photos of Bernie Sanders?
Just sitting around in his mittens, doing nothing.
[ Darren] He's on the subway. He's in a hockey penalty box.
He's goofing off in the waiting room from the movie
"Beetle Juice."
How's he supposed to pass a COVID relief bill.
When he is hanging out with Beetle Juice, it makes me sick
Stop doing that makes me sick thing.
It's ridiculous.
And those are memes talking about it's a meme
but you know what a meme is?.
Atlas get the bucket.
Daddy's talking about the presidency.
Okay, Darren, I realize you have your political biases.
All right.
And you need to keep your conservative audiences happy
but listen, Joe Biden is entering office
facing extraordinary challenges.
So why don't we all just give him a little time to
enact this agenda before he completely tear down
his presidency?
You know what? That's a fair point.
And I got to say, thank you.
What you just said about Biden really makes me think a lot.
I'm glad to hear that.
It makes me think a lot
about blowing chunks all over my podcast studio.
(Darren puking)
Oh for God's sake.Stupid.
Oh, when did I have Cheerios?
Sorry about that coast is clear.
All right.
No, it's not.
(Darren puking)
Oh, it's like a shoelace or something.
I don't when I eat a shoe
I'm not buying any of it.
and I'm buying one and know going again.
You're going to go again, get on to something else.
You're good?
I'm empty.
All right. What a, what a wonderful segment.
Wait a minute, sir.
Oh, now I'm empty.
Okay. What came up that Time?
Your old haircut.
All right listen.