Q is our loser so for your punishment buddy,
we took you out to the ballgame.
Sal: But you're not gonna enjoy it, because today,
you're playing the role of
the Little League parent that everybody hates.
Murr: So, Q, you're gonna sit in the bleachers
with the other parents,
and you have to do and say what we tell you to.
And you cannot refuse anything because...
-It's my punishment. -Yeah!
Woman: All right!
Murr: Here he comes.
Joe: Daddy got out of work early, came to enjoy the game.
Oh, what a good dad, right?
Here we go.
[ Scattered cheering ]
All right, you're gonna yell at the pitcher
to ease up on the pitches.
He's throwing a little too hard.
Slow it down with those pitches, guy!
[ Joe laughs ]
Little fast, dude.
Just throw your hand up and look around, like,
"Every week this guy."
Every week this guy.
It's opening day.
[ Chuckles ]
[ Laughter ]
Oh, if you thought that was hard, you got a long day, pal.
-Which one's yours? -The one at bat.
-Oh, the one at bat. -Oh!
Really?!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Good hit.
She's not that good, but she's not one of the worst.
Ohh.
All right.
She's not that good, but she's not one of the worst.
Yeah!
Q, on the next pitch,
yell "Strike!" before it reaches the plate.
Strike!
[ Laughter ]
Oh, my God.
[ Laughter ]
I can't even -- My heart's racing.
Joe: Remember, kids, you're not here to make friends.
Let's play some ball.
All right.
Remember, kids, you're not here to make friends.
Play some ball!
[ All groan ]
Father's staring at him.
I feel me becoming a concern to people.
Hey, Q, here comes somebody for you.
Oh, Q, that's your daughter.
Oh, that's my daughter.
Get back in there."
Come on. Get back in the game.
Murr: "You're embarrassing me. Get back in."
You're embarrassing me in front of all these people.
Oh, my gosh!
Please just go back. Please just go back.
Please? Don't look at me with those --
She doesn't want to play.
Come on. Get back out there.
Come on. You got this, honey. Come on.
She was crying.
She's like a little Meryl Streep!
Q, just go, "Eh, her mom's a whiner, too."
Oh, gosh.
Her mom's a whiner, too.
Oh, my God. I can't even take it.
I can't even take it anymore.
Murr: Is that Q's daughter?
Start making a huge announcement.
All right, this is my girl!
All right.
No hit, no puppy.
No hit, no puppy!
-Oh, yeah. -"You want me to love you, don't you?"
Oh, God, don't make me say that.
[ Laughs ]
I don't know what to do.
You look like a gargoyle.
Macy, you want daddy to love you or what?
[ Laughter ]
Joe: Yell at your daughter, "Macy, your heart's not in it."
Macy, your heart's not in it. I can tell from here.
-Take her out of the game. -Take her out of the game.
Let's go.
Macy, you're done.
You can be an artist or a housewife.
You can be an artist or a housewife or something.
Come on. We're gonna go try basketball, everyone.
Come on, Macy. We're gonna go try basketball.
She's doing fine?
Did you see her?
Come on, Macy. Come on, come on.
No, no, she sucks.
[ Jokers exclaim ]
Woman: Let her back in.
She's not coming back in.
Joe: She's not back in. She's not coming back in!
Shut the door! -She's not coming back in.
-Oh! -Everybody's looking!
Q, get out of there. Get out of there!
Come on, Macy. Come on.
We're gonna go get you some sugar, baby.
Come on.
[ Laughter ]
All right, we're just gonna try basketball, baby.
Did the kids on the baseball punishment
know it was for a TV show?
Uh, the only one who did was the little girl
who played my daughter.
Uh, other than that no, I don't believe
I believe they did not tell them
Because they wanted all the real reactions
That we got.
I guess that's a question for the other guys
More for me cause I didn't plan it
Didn't even know about it
till I got there, but I don't think
that they did.
If I was planning it, they wouldn't know.