>> Stephen: WELL, THE WORLD IS STILL IN SHOCK AFTER THE TERROR
ATTACK ON A GAY NIGHTCLUB IN ORLANDO OVER THE WEEKEND.
BUT IN THE AFTERMATH OF THE HORROR, PEOPLE ALL OVER HAVE
COME TOGETHER WITH MOVING EXPRESSIONS OF LOVE AND
SOLIDARITY FOR THE PEOPLE OF ORLANDO AND THE L.G.B.T.
COMMUNITY, PROVIDING SOME HOPE THAT IN THE END, FEAR AND HATRED
WON'T WIN.
BUT DONALD TRUMP MIGHT.
AS NEWS OF THE ATTACK WAS STILL COMING IN ON SUNDAY, DONALD
TRUMP TOOK TO TWITTER TO EXPRESS HIS SOLIDARITY WITH HIMSELF.
TWEETING: "I CALLED IT."
IT REMINDS ME OF F.D.R.'S INSPIRING WORDS AFTER PEARL
HARBOR.
>> DECEMBER 7, 1941, A DATE WHICH WILL LIVE IN TOLD YOU SO!
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: THEN, YESTERDAY,
TRUMP GAVE A SPEECH WHERE HE LET THE WORLD KNOW WHO'S TO BLAME
FOR THIS LONE MADMAN'S ACT OF VIOLENCE.
>> HILLARY CLINTON FOR MONTHS, AND DESPITE SO MANY
ATTACKS, REPEATEDLY REFUSED TO EVEN SAY THE WORDS "RADICAL
ISLAM."
THEY HAVE PUT POLITICAL CORRECTNESS ABOVE COMMON SENSE.
I REFUSE TO BE POLITICALLY CORRECT.
>> Stephen: YES, DONALD TRUMP REFUSES TO BE POLITICALLY
CORRECT.
AND JUST TO BE SAFE, HE REFUSES TO BE CORRECT.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) AND NOT ONLY-- POLITICAL, ON THE
OTHER HAND, HE'S FINE WITH.
AND NOT ONLY DOES TRUMP WANT TO KEEP MUSLIMS FAR AWAY.
HE ALSO WANTS TO WORK CLOSELY WITH THEM.
>> WE HAVE TO FORM A PARTNERSHIP WITH OUR MUSLIM COMMUNITIES.
THEY HAVE TO COOPERATE WITH LAW ENFORCEMENT AND TURN IN THE
PEOPLE WHO THEY KNOW ARE BAD, AND THEY KNOW IT.
THEY KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.
THEY KNOW THAT HE WAS BAD.
>> Stephen: YES, ALL MUSLIMS KNOW WHAT OTHER MUSLIMS ARE
THINKING.
THEY'RE MAGICAL THAT WAY.
TRUMP LEARNED THAT FROM THE DOCUMENTARY "ALADDIN."
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
THIS WHOLE SPEECH-- THIS WHOLE SPEECH, WITH ITS
NATIVISM, ITS FEARMONGERING, AND ESPECIALLY ITS
SELF-AGGRANDIZING IN THE FACE OF TRAGEDY, FEELS LIKE A NEW LOW.
IT MAKES ME LONG FOR THE DAYS WHEN TRUMP WAS JUST BRAGGING
ABOUT THE SIZE OF HIS PENIS.
DONALD, CAN'T WE JUST PUT THE FOCUS OF YOUR CAMPAIGN BACK ON
YOUR GENITALS?
WHICH, AGAIN, I'M SURE DON'T LOOK A DAY OVER 70.
( LAUGHTER ) I'M GUESSING HE MOISTURIZES.
THE MAN HAS GOT A VERY STRONG GRIP.
( APPLAUSE ) MAY BE, MAYBE ALL OF US COULD
GET TOGETHER AND DECLARE HOW BIG TRUMP'S PENIS IS, PERHAPS WITH A
GIANT MONUMENT TO HIS JUNK.
WE DID IT FOR OUR FIRST PRESIDENT.
WHY NOT OUR LAST?
AND HERE'S THE THING: TRUMP'S SPEECH, UNBELIEVABLY WAS THE
LEAST CONTROVERSIAL PART OF HIS REACTION TO ORLANDO.
JUST LISTEN TO WHAT HE SAID ABOUT PRESIDENT OBAMA.
>> WE'RE LED BY A MAN THAT EITHER IS NOT TOUGH, NOT SMART,
OR HE'S GOT SOMETHING ELSE IN MIND.
AND THE "SOMETHING ELSE IN MIND" -- YOU KNOW, PEOPLE CAN'T
BELIEVE IT.
PEOPLE CANNOT-- THEY CANNOT BELIEVE THAT PRESIDENT OBAMA IS
ACTING THE WAY HE ACTS AND CAN'T EVEN MENTION THE WORDS "RADICAL
ISLAMIC TERRORISM."
THERE'S SOMETHING GOING ON.
IT'S INCONCEIVABLE.
>> Stephen: YES, INCONCEIVABLE, ESPECIALLY TO BRIAN KILMEADE.
( LAUGHTER ) "IS HE-- IS HE SAYING WHAT I
THINK HE'S SAYING?
AND WHAT DO I THINK HE'S SAYING?
SOMEONE PLEASE GET THE CAMERA OFF OF ME."
NOW, IN HIS DEFENSE, TRUMP DIDN'T COME RIGHT OUT AND CALL
THE PRESIDENT A SECRET MUSLIM, BUT A LOT OF PEOPLE TOOK IT THAT
WAY.
SO YESTERDAY, TRUMP CLAIRIFIED HIS VAGUE STATEMENT BY MAKING A
VAGUER ONE.
>> THERE'S SOMETHING GOING.
WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY THAT?
>> WELL, YOU KNOW, I'LL LET PEOPLE FIGURE THAT OUT FOR
THEMSELVES, HOWIE.
BECAUSE TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, THERE CERTAINLY DOESN'T SEEM TO
BE A LOT OF ANGER OR PASSION.
THERE WAS CERTAINLY NOT A LOT OF ANGER.
SO, YOU KNOW, I'LL LET THAT-- WE'LL LET PEOPLE FIGURE IT OUT.
>> Stephen: YEAH, LET THE PEOPLE FIGURE IT OUT.
HE'S JUST GOING TO GIVE YOU CLUES, LIKE THE "$100,000
PYRAMID."
YOUR CLUES ARE "OBAMA" AND "SOMETHING'S GOING ON."
"OOH, WHAT MY RACIST AUNT WOULD SAY AT A PICNIC?"
BUT-- DING, DING, DING!
DING, DING, DING!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) BUT YOU HEARD HIM.
HE'S GOING TO LET PEOPLE FIGURE IT OUT.
AND SINCE I'M A "PEOPLE," I THOUGHT I WOULD TAKE A STAB AT
IT.
OKAY, BRING OUT THE FIGURE-IT-OUT-ATRON 5,000, GUYS.
HERE WE GO.
FIRST OF ALL, BEFORE I FIGURE IT OUT, I HAVE TO THINK LIKE TRUMP.
SO FIRST, I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE MY MEDS.
OKAY.
WHOOOO!
AHH!
I SEE PATTERNS WHERE NONE EXIST.
OKAY, LET'S SEE HERE.
OKAY, OKAY, ALL THE OPTIONS HERE.
OBAMA, OBAMA, OBAMA, TRUMP IS SAYING OBAMA IS NOT SMART
BECAUSE HE WON'T SAY "RADICAL ISLAM."
TRUMP-- ( APPLAUSE )
WAIT!
I'LL FIGURE THIS OUT!
TRUMP THEN SAYS THIS IS "INCONCEIVABLE" SO "SOMETHING
MUST BE GOING ON," PROBABLY THAT OBAMA IS A MUSLIM, AND THAT IS A
BAD THING.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) NO, NO, NO, NO.
NO, NO, NO, THAT CAN'T BE IT.
NO, NO, NO, NO.
THERE'S NO WAY.
THAT CAN'T BE IT.
THERE'S GOT TO BE A SIMPLER ANSWER.
THINK, THINK, THINK.
LET'S TRY IT AGAIN.
TRUMP SAYS OBAMA WON'T SAY "RADICAL ISLAM" BECAUSE EITHER
OBAMA IS EITHER NOT SMART OR SOMETHING IS GOING ON WITH
MUSLIMS, WHICH COULD LEAD TO INCONCEIVABLE BAD THINGS.
AND THE CENTER OF IT ALL HAS GOT TO BE AN ANSWER.
AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.
BUT I HOPE TRUMP EXPLAINS IT SOON BECAUSE UNTIL HE DOES, THAT
KIND OF LOOKS LIKE HE'S AN ( BLEEP ).