Ethan: Would you like to make more money?
Hila: Always.
Ethan: I see you wearing that Ben Hustl'n hat and I feel like I have a really exciting money-making opportunity for you.
Hila: OK.
Ethan: Cryptocurrency is an exciting new investment opportunity.
I exclusively get my advice from 13-year olds on the internet, and also my grandpa.
and that's how I know that this investing opportunity is legit, cause my grandpa and
also, my niece can give me trading advice. So now that I have you buttered up
I have this promotional video that I'd like to share with you.
Hila: OK.
Carlos: Hey, hey, heyyyyy!
Hey, hey, heeeeyyyyy!
Hey, hey, heyyyyyyy
Wha-sa, wha-sa, wha-sa, wha-sa, wha-sa, wha-sa, wha-sa, what's uuuuup BitConneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeecttttt?!?!?!?!?!
Ethan: Okay, so are you ready to give me your money yet, or do you need to see more?
Hila: Hey, hey, heyyyyy!
Ethan: I think for me, as a selling point, that opens and closes the deal. All at once!
Dude in the back is like, is this guy really the best representative for our company here?
Carlos: BITCONNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT!
Ethan: Do you know how to tell that you're participating in a scam?
Hila: It starts with
Hey hey heeey, Ethan and Carlos: wassup wassup wassup wassuuup!
Ethan: That's how you know to walk out.
It looks like kind of like a Scientology meeting a little bit.
Hila: Even Scientology looks more important.
Carlos: Let me tell you guys that I am so excited!
I am so happy. I am really so thrilled to be right now sharing this amazing
glorious
Super and exciting moment of my life with all of you guys and let me tell you that we are really changing the world as we know it
The world is not anymore the way it used to be
No, no, no!
Ethan: The world is shit. This is huge. This is huge!
Hila: Yeah, I don't think so.
Ethan: So, BitConnect by the way. It's honestly - I've just explained what it is.
It's such a sad scam. So they opened this platform called BitConnect.
And they make this claim that no matter how much money you give them
they'll make a one percent return on your investment every day, so they got people to give them a hundred thousand dollars
And they're like we're gonna give you one percent a thousand dollars every day on that investment
Hila: Forget about the world as we know it.
Ethan: It's different, it's all changed!
Carlos: No, no, no
Ethan: In Carlos' mind there'll never be any poor person ever again because you just give their money to BitConnect.
Then everyone gets one percent. Somehow Warren Buffett has it figured out to give his money to BitConnect yet, but Carlos -
He's ahead of the game because BigConnect, after collecting over a billion dollars of people's investments
Just fucking disappeared into the wind. So there's actually a lot of YouTubers
Who are doing referral codes and telling people - Hila: Of course YouTubers would be involved!
Ethan: YouTubers will always be the slime of the earth- I don't know that there's any
changing that because there's no regulating YouTubers
So these guys who are anonymous, conned all these poor sons of bitches and just disappeared with the billion dollars.
Hila: So the world didn't change, so scams are still scams and YouTubers are still scum.
Ethan: The world has not changed, my friend. Sadly.
Carlos: We are coming and we are coming in waves!
We are starting and we are going to watch it go all over the world!
We are the entire world let me tell you guys that I started
137 days ago with only 25.610$ dollars
Ethan: Only twenty five thousand dollars, your tip. This is so sad, like these people - if that's his life savings
Hila: It's like a typical pyramid scam.
Ethan: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I didn't want to say this on camera but I did get a tip that Dogecoin and Onioncoin is gonna be huge, coming up.
Hila: And what about the DaddyOFive coin? Ethan: DaddyOFive coin? It's huge. I put 20k into that.
Hila: Okay. Ethan: So we don't have, currently, any savings at all.
But one percent- Hila: It's fine. Forget about the world as we know it. It's done.
Ethan: Thank you for believing in me! Ethan and Carlos: BITCONNEEEEEEEECT!
Oh, all my money's gone!
Almost as fast as he can finish screaming "Bitcoin!", all his money is gone.
Carlos: And right now, I am reaching one hundred and forty thousand dollars
WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOA WHATS UP
And let me tell you that I am actually earning around 100 million 100 million hun
I mean, around one thousand and four hundred dollars on an everyday basis seven days a week
WHAT?!
*quieter* WHAT?!?!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
I am right now
independently
Financially independently, I am saying to so many people who said that this was going to be a con artists game that this was gonna be a scam again,
Hey, you gonna lose all your money. My wife still doesn't believe in me.
I'm tellin' her "But honey, this is real"
*girls voice* "Nononononono thats a scam"
I said: But wait, I'm gonna go to the bank. I'm gonna give my bitcoins. I'm going to actually put in two dollars here. They're right on the table
*girls voice* "Nah, that's money that you took from one of the accounts"
I'm sayin
WHAT AM I GONNA DO!?!?!?
Ethan: And my dumb bitch wife was like I don't buy it at all it's a scam well
Fuck you, bitch. I came home. I put a hundred bucks on the table.
She's like you took tha-that- *COUGH*
Different account and he's like Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuuuuuu Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch
Everyone's like: *clapping 6 times* you tell Carlos you deserve better than that.
WHAT AM I GONNA DO!?!?!
Just remember, If he would have put all his money into daddy of five coin
He would probably have - he would have way more money now.
Hila: They would because they're still going they they figure it out they don't disappear
Ethan: Daddy of five coin makes it happen against all the odds and even though two coins can suddenly just
disappear out of your hand the government agency took them you all and find another two coins somewhere else
and just because a daddy of five coin becomes a family of five coin doesn't make it less valuable and
Carlos could take a lesson from them Fupa-coin is showing a lot of strength
And it's augmenting over the years a lot of people said that the Fupa will get smaller
I've said that in the past, but every year -
Hila: A lot of people including this people
Ethan: yeah, no I totally thought the Fupa coin was gonna decrease, but over the days and the months
I've been seeing a 1% interest yield every day on Fupa coin
Hila: I've been seeing that too
Think that in a year's time this Fupa coin might be hitting 250, 300
pounds.
Hila: I'm working on crushing that Fupa coin
Ethan: You want to reduce Fupa coin. What are you shorting Fupa coin?
Hila: Yeah! Ethan: Are you short selling Fupa coin Hila? How dare you?
Carlos: Then I said too myself: You know what?
When I am starting to put ten thousand dollars right on her table
Then she's gonna say
WHOAAAAAAAA!
HA HA HA HA
YO YO YO YO OKAY THAT'S REAL
Ethan: I'm torn with Carlos. On one end I feel bad for him, but on the other hand he should have listened to his goddamn wife
Listen to the ladies, more my friends out there. The women know every time I fucked up in my life, Hila was right.
Every single goddamn time. When she left to Israel and I fucked up my whole life
And I was like Hila, why the hell did you leave?
She leaves for one day, and my life falls apart
Hila: But I get 10 days off, right. That's part of our contract
Ethan: No, that's not part of our contract. You know you're responsible for you every day
Hila: What about my sick days?
Ethan: You're my goddamn care, you know you don't have sick days, I have sick days and you care for me
Carlos: WHAT AM I GONNA DO!?!?!
So guys, I want to tell you something
Faith and belief is the one thing that we all need to be able to change the world and right now
I believe that in this room. We have the seed that's gonna germinate and
That's going to explode
Into an amazing
opportunity for us to change this entire world
Ethan: Right, Hila: No
So essentially Bitconnect is it's faith my friends. You have to have faith. It's like a religion
It's a cult essentially you just have to believe. Ethan: When the Bitconnect goes disconnect
Just believe... Just believe, Hila: the website will come back, Ethan: and I recommend to you Carlos
whatever you have left in your bank put it in now because the price is low it's going back up because
The Bitconnect/Disconnect daddy of 5 fupa coin is gonna be strong.
Carlos: I am so proud I am so honored
I am so excited to be here right now
And then let me tell you something that each and every one of you, has the opportunity to become
Like those amazing people that we know here from Vietnam. Hey
HEY HEY MY FRIEND FROM VIETNAM
Making so much money that it can probably have a real hard time counting it.
Ha Ha Ha Ha
So guys let me tell you
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE
Bitconnect
Yes, thank you so much Carlos.
Hila: I think Carlos will always make it because he's such a great performance artist.
So he'll probably be fine, but everyone else... Ethan: hmm, you think so?
I think Carlos lost his fucking ass
Hila: I think Carlos has a cult following after this video
Ethan: I don't think, I think, I think Carlos lost his ass
Because he's way too enthusiastic: he put every cent back into that
Hila: I wanna see his wife
Telling him that I told you sooooooo
Ethan: OHHHHHHHHHHH
Bitconneeeeect
Carlos: So guys let me tell you
I loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooveeeeeeee
*stares in awe saying Bitconnect*
*more BITCONEEEEEEEEEEEECTS start appearing*
WHAT AM I GONNA DO
WHAT!
BITCONNECT
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