♪♪♪ >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY.
WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW."
SHE IS AN EMMY AWARD-WINNING ACTRESS AND COMEDIAN YOU KNOW
FROM "GIRLS TRIP" AND "THE LAST O.G."
HER STAND-UP COMEDY SERIES, "TIFFANY HADDISH PRESENTS: THEY
READY," HAS JUST RETURNED FOR A SECOND SEASON.
PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW," TIFFANY HADDISH!
TIFFANY, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.
>> Stephen: GOOD TO SEE YOU, STEVE!
>> Stephen: WE RECENTLY HAD YOUR BOYFRIEND COME ON ON THE
SHOW.
>> HE IS MY MAN.
>> Stephen: HE IS MY MAN.
I DON'T DATE BOYS NO MORE.
I DATE MEN.
HE'S MY MAN.
>> Stephen: GOOD TO KNOW.
I LIKE IT.
DID YOU WATCH HIM WHEN HE WAS ON THE SHOW?
DID YOU CATCH HIM?
>> I SAW IT.
>> Stephen: HE SEEMED A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH HOW CLOSE YOU
AND I ARE.
OUR RELATIONSHIP SEEMED THREATENING TO HIM IN A LITTLE
BIT.
>> WE HAD A CONVERSATION ABOUT IT.
HE SAID, WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH YOU AND STEVE.
I SAID, THAT WAS BACK IN THE DAY, MAN.
>> Stephen: WE WERE YOUNG.
I WAS A GIRL THEN.
>> Stephen: AND I'M A BOY, AND YOU'VE MOVED ON TO A MAN.
>> A MAN.
A MAN.
>> Stephen: WHAT I FOUND OUT FROM HIM WHICH I COULDN'T
BELIEVE IS HE MADE A PLAY FOR YOU MORE THAN ONCE, YOU REJECTED
HIM.
YOU REJECTED COMMON.
I'VE SEEN HIS ABS.
I DON'T THINK I WOULD REJECT COME ON.
WHY?
>> I WAS WAITING FOR YOU, STEVE, TO GET SINGLE.
>> Stephen: I APOLOGIZE.
I'M TOO DAMN HAPPY WITH EVIE.
WHAT DID YOU THINK THE FIRST TIME COME ON WAS MAKING A PLAY
FOR YOU AND YOU SAID, NO.
>> I SAID, NO, I'M NOT REALLY INTERESTED.
I'M GOOD.
MY EYES ARE SET ON OTHER THINGS, I'M INTERESTED IN SOMEBODY ELSE.
I'M SORRY.
BUT YOU SEEM LIKE A NICE PERSON.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE A LITTLE TOO COMMON FOR ME.
>> I KNOW PEOPLE WHO DATED YOU.
>> Stephen: YOU GOT THE SCOOP?
YOU GOT THE REAL DEAL?
ALL RIGHT.
THAT'S GOOD.
PUT IT IN THE BOOK.
NOW, YOU HAVE BEEN -- YOU'VE GIVEN US A REVELATION ABOUT YOUR
RELATIONSHIP WITH THE SILHOUETTE CHALLENGE.
YOU ARE MY INTRODUCTION, THAT'S HOW I LEARNED ABOUT THE
SILHOUETTE CHALLENGE BECAUSE YOU LIT UP THE INTERNET.
JIM, SHOW HOW TIFFANY KICKED IT OFF.
♪♪♪ ♪ PUT YOUR HEAD ON MY SHOULDER ♪
>> SOMEBODY BEEN WORKING OUT, BABY!
I HAVE BEEN WORKING OUT!
>> Stephen: AND THIS IS WHERE IT GOES.
SO YOU'VE GOT COMMON TO COME IN, THERE'S THE TWO OF YOU.
IS THAT -- IS THAT HOW PASSIONATE IT REALLY IS?
BECAUSE THAT IS -- I'M NOT SURE -- CAN WE SHOW THIS ON CBS?
THIS WAS A POINT WHERE THEY SAID WE CAN'T SHOW ANY MORE OF THE
VIDEO ON CBS.
DID YOU HAVE TO TALK HIM INTO THAT?
>> I WAS QUITE A NEGOTIATION, LET ME TELL YOU.
OKAY, SO I'M, LIKE, LOOK, I WANT TO SHOOT THIS VIDEO, I NEED YOU
TO BE IN IT WITH ME.
HE'S LIKE, NO, THAT'S NOT REALLY MY STYLE, I'M NOT KNOWN FORT
THAT, THAT'S NOT REALLY MY THING.
I'M, LIKE, LOOK, EVERY TIME YOU ASK ME TO DO SOMETHING, I DO IT
AND I DON'T MAKE ANY MONEY.
I'M ASKING YOU TO DO SOMETHING FOR ME.
AND EVERY TIME I ASK YOU TO DO SOMETHING, YOU GET PAID.
NOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO TODAY IS THIS VIDEO WITH ME AND
I WON'T BE NOTHING FOR YOU.
HE'S LIKE, ALL RIGHT, CALM DOWN!
>> Stephen: IS IT MEN'SWARE?
I TELL HIM, YOU CAN KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON, YOUR SHORTS ON, DON'T
EVEN TRIP, IT WILL BE FUN.
AND THEN I ONLY WANTED TO DO THREE TAKES.
IT TURNED INTO 18 TAKES.
HE'S, LIKE, LET'S SHOOT IT AGAIN, CAN WE TRY IT ONE MORE
TIME THIS WAY?
MAYBE I COULD DO THIS.
I DIDN'T KNOW FELL SEXY ENOUGH.
I WAS, LIKE, FOR SOMEBODY WHO DIDN'T WANT TO DO THIS, YOU NOW
WANT TO DO ANOTHER TAKE AND ANOTHER TAKE?
COME ON, BRO.
BUT WE HAD A GOOD TIME.
WE WERE LAUGHING THE WHOLE TIME.
IT WAS FUN.
>> Stephen: DOES HE LORD IT OVER YOU THAT HE'S THE SEXIST
MAN?
I WAS, IN 2006, LISTED AS ONE OF THE SEXIEST MEN ALIVE IN 2006,
AND I STILL GO, HEY, COME ON, PRIME CUT RIGHT HERE, I'M JUST
WELL MAR BBLED THESE DAYS.
>> HE DOES NOT HOLD THAT OVER MY HEAD.
>> Stephen: I JUST FOUND OUT SOMETHING ABOUT YOU THAT I LOVE.
TURNS OUT YOU'RE A SHAKESPEARE NERD.
YOU DID, LIKE, SHAKESPEARE PERFORMANCES AND COMPETITIONS IN
HIGH SCHOOL AND YOU WON.
DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE SHAKESPEARE PLAY?
>> ONE OF MY FAVORITES IS -- I HAVE A FEW FAVORITES.
I LOVE HAMLET, MACBETH, MID SUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM.
>> Stephen: SURE.
I'D LOVE TO DO A LITTLE SHAKESPEARE WITH YOU.
COULD YOU AND I DO A SCENE TOGETHER BECAUSE I HEARD, WE HAD
HEARD, MY PRODUCER SAID YOU LIKED MACBETH, WHICH IS WHO
DOESN'T LIKE A GOOD SPOOKY STORY.
COULD WE DO THE WITCH'S SCENE?
>> YES.
>> Stephen: OKAY, BECAUSE I HAVE TO -- I'M SURE YOU'VE
ALREADY GOT IT DOWN BUT I'VE GOT TO ROOK AT CARDS HERE.
I'LL WITH THE SECOND WITCH.
YOU BE THE FIRST AND THIRD.
I'LL BE THE SECOND WITCH.
SO MACBETH, ACT FOUR, SCENE ONE.
YOU'RE READY FOR IT.
A CAVERN IN THE MIDDLE.
A BOILING CALDRON, THUNDER, ENTER THE THREE WITCHES.
>> THRICE THE BINDED CAT HAD MEOWED.
>> THRICE AND ONCE THE HEDGE BIG WHINED.
>> HELP HER CRIES!
'TIS TIME, 'TIS TIME!
ROUNDABOUT THE CALDRON GO!
IN THE POISON TELLS THROW.
TOAD.
THE DAY, THE NIGHTS THAT'S 31, SWIRLED AROUND AND SLEEP AND
GOT.
BOIL THOU FIRST DAY THE CHARMED POT.
>> DOUBLE, DOUBLE, TOIL AND TROUBLE.
FIRE BURN AND CALDRON BUBBLE.
FILET OF FINNEY SNAKE IN THE CALDRON BOIL AND BAKE.
EYE OF NEWT AND TOW OF FROG, BAT AND TONGUE OF DOG.
BLIND WORMS STING, LIZARD REGULAR AND OWLET'S WING FOR A
CHARM OF POWERFUL TROUBLE, LIKE A HAIL BROTH BOIL AND BUBBLE.
DOUBLE.
>> DOUBLE, DOUBLE.
TOIL AND TROUBLE.
FIRE BURN.
AND CALDRON BUBBLE.
( MANIACAL LAUGH ) >> Stephen: I'M READY FOR MY
OSCAR.
THERE IT IS.
>> MY LITTLE MOLE FELL OFF!
>> Stephen: MAN, I WANT TO SEE YOU IN A SHAKESPEARE PLAY.
THAT WOULD BE SO FUN.
>> I'M REEL GOOD AT IT.
I PLAYED LADY MACBETH BEFORE.
WE GOT SECOND PLACE IN THAT ONE, AND DID MACBETH FOR A
COMPETITION WHERE I WAS ONE OF THE WITCHES.
WE WON FIRST PLACE IN THAT ONE.
THEN WE DID MID SUMMER'S NIGHTS DREAM, WON FIRST PLACE, THEN
ROMEO AND JULIET IN A MASHUP WHERE I WAS BOTH AND I WON FIRST
PLACE IN THAT.
I WAS KILLING IT IN HIGH SCHOOL.
>> Stephen: YOU'VE ALSO BEEN PLAYING THE ROLE OF INTERVIEWING
RECENTLY.
I'VE WANTED TO INTERVIEW THIS GUY.
YOU INTERVIEWED ANTHONY FAUCI.
HOW COME SHE'S INTERVIEWED FAUCI AND I HAVEN'T.
>> BECAUSE THE WHITE HOUSE LIKES YOU.
>> FAUCI LIKES ME.
I DON'T KNOW IF THE WHITE HOUSE DOES.
>> Stephen: SO DID YOU ENJOY THE INTERVIEW?
>> I DID.
I LEARNED A LOT.
I GOT TO GRILL HIM ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS.
I REALLY ENJOYED HIM.
YOU KNOW, FROM ONE SCIENTIST TO ANOTHER, IT WAS WONDERFUL.
>> Stephen: HE'S BEEN HELD UP AS A SEX SYMBOL, LIKE A BRAINY
SEX SYMBOL LATELY.
DO YOU GET ANY OF THAT VIBE OFF OF HIM?
>> YOU KNOW, I REALLY DIDN'T GET THE SEX SYMBOL VIBE.
I COULDN'T IMAGINE HOOKING UP WITH HIM.
I FEEL LIKE IF I HOOKED UP WITH HIM --
>> Stephen: I'M NOT SAYING YOU HAVE TO HOOK UP WITH HIM.
>> WHEN YOU THINK SEX SYMBOL, YOU THINK WOULD I GET WITH THAT?
AND I'M THINKING IT WOULD BE LIKE THE COLOR PURPLE WHERE HIS
KIDS WERE, LIKE, HOW DID HE DIE?
AND I WOULD BE ON TOP OF ME.
HE COULD GIVE ME A PAP SMEAR ANY DAY.
>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, GOOD TO KNOW.
GOOD TO KNOW.
IS THE PAP SMEAR HALL PASS IS WHAT YOU'RE SAYING RIGHT THERE.
( LAUGHTER ) NOW, YOU'RE A SCIENTIST, THOUGH.
YOU LOVE SCIENCE.
I UNDERSTAND YOU'VE GOT YOUR OWN MICROSCOPE.
WAIT, YOU CAME WITH PROPS.
>> I'M A HARD CORE SCIENCES GIRL.
>> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU USE THAT FOR.
>> I LOVE LOOKING AT GERMS AND BACTERIA, I WIPE DOOR KNOBS, ALL
KIND OF STUFF.
I DO EVERYTHING.
>> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THEM, DO YOU HAVE PETRI
DISHES?
>> I HAVE PETRI DISHES.
WHEN I WAS DATING AND FIRST GOT ON BUMBLE, I WOULD HAVE GUYS
COME BY.
WOUDN'T MAKE OUT ON THE FIRST DATE.
I WOULD GIVE THEM SOMETHING TO DRINK AND BE, SO NICE TO HAVE
YOU HERE, BYE.
THEY WOULD LEAVE.
I WOULD TAKE THE CUB AND SWAB WHERE THEY WERE DRINKING AT.
PUT THAT IN A PETRI DISH.
I WOULD LOOK AT THE SLIDE AND SEE WHAT THEY HAD IN THEIR
MOUTH.
IF THEY HAD TOO MUCH CANDIDA GOING ON, I. NOT KISSING THEM.
WRONG KIND OF BACTERIA, I DON'T GET INVOLVED.
BUT IF IT'S A NICE HEALTHY MOUTH, BECAUSE WE ALL GOT
BACTERIA, BUT IF IT'S A HEALTHY MOUTH, THEN SECOND DATE.
WE -- LA LA LALA.
>> Stephen: I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN.
THAT'S A VERY HEALTHY, LOGICAL APPROACH TO DATING.
>> YEAH, WELL -- >> Stephen: DO YOU RECOMMEND
IT.
>> I RECOMMEND EVERY WOMAN GET A MICROSCOPE AND, YOU KNOW, CHECK
THESE GUYS OUT, YOU KNOW.
A LOT OF TIMES YOU SAY, HEY, LET'S GO TO THE DOCTOR AND GET
TESTED.
AND THEY'RE, LIKE, I DON'T NEED TO DO THAT, I'M GOOD, I DON'T
NEED TO GO TO THE DOCTOR.
YOU KNOW SOMETHING AIN'T RIGHT.
YOU NEED TO GET A MICROSCOPE AND DO YOUR OWN TEST.
HELLO.
>> Stephen: TIFFANY, WE HAVE TO TAKE A BREAK.
AFTER WE GET BACK I'LL ASK TIFFANY ABOUT GOING TO DAVE
CHAPPELLE'S SUMMER CAMP.
SOUNDS LIKE FUN.