- We are reacting to old Try Guys videos.
- We're making mulled wine.
- Gettin' lit!
- I'm Ariel, this is Becky.
I guess this is B roll, so you already know that.
- Now I'm better than Try Guys, watch.
I thought mulled wine was just like microwaved wine.
- It's just hot wine?
- I thought it was just hot!
Oh, yes. In this recipe.
- Oh, yass. - Yass.
We used a bottle of wine.
Smells like seven dollars.
A bam of honey.
Bam!
Two oranges.
- Apple cider.
- Oh, you're just eyeballin' it.
- Yeah!
- Not like putting it in a cup?
- Like four-ish cups.
- Star anise.
- There we go. Cinnamon sticks. And cloves.
- Hot sangria.
- Yeah!
- It's kinda like a hot toddy.
A wine toddy. - It's delicious.
It's actually delicious.
- Hot tip, take the seeds out.
- [Both] Try Wives Wine Time.
- We don't want to spill it. Which is why it's so slow.
(peppy music)
- I'm actually kinda into this.
- I am not going to drink anymore. Cause I'm already warm.
I'm wearing a full fleece snood.
- Snood?
- Becky Habersberger. You are from the Midwest.
You should know what a snood is.
- I'm from the Midwest, I should know what ranch is.
- It's like a neck situation. But also a head thing.
- I think she's describing what dogs wear
when they go out, right? The little like ski mask.
A ski mask?
- They're like cool ski masks.
You could probably get them at Anthropology.
Like you walk into an Anthropology
and you go up to the person and you say.
- And ask for a snood? - Do you carry a snood?
Do you carry snoods?
- Okay, a snood, we digress.
- Yes!
- Do you see Miles filming? He's filming.
- I'm sorry, there's a point to this video?
Go back in your dungeon.
- God!
Who made them the producer, right.
- I know.
- [Woman] Take three.
- Makes it sound like it took us three tries to do this.
We're so awful at it. - We're so bad.
- We're so, we're so bad.
Becky and I are connoisseurs of Try Guy videos,
I would say. - Yeah!
- Oh. - Ooo.
- We're trying a week long pregnancy diet.
- [Keith] I can't have caffeine!
- Okay, did Keith actually do the diet?
- Keith did it for a little and then broke,
and then it for a little, which is why I didn't feel as bad
about being evil Becky. It's not me! Gonna have my wine.
- That's really mean! Why did he call you evil Becky?
- Because I was being evil when I was getting lit
and making him go get me coffee.
- Becky, my loving wife, who isn't pregnant,
like her doting husband. - Gettin' lit!
- Is getting lit. Oh god.
- But I just think, if there's a time where Keith is doing
something that I either deal with in my every day life,
or will one day deal with, I'm gonna make it
ten times harder for him, - Absolutely!
So that he understands... - So he understands!
Because when I get pregnant that man's not giving up coffee!
- So let's talk about your wife.
- I would love nothing more.
- My wife! - My wife!
- Your hair looks so nice there.
- Oh, thank you!
- Heard Ariel talk about food and drink way more
than I have about the actual birth itself.
- Ned doesn't drink that much anyway.
So it wasn't that big a deal for him, to not drink at home,
but we were at parties and stuff...
- At my wedding.
- At Becky's wedding, oh my god.
- That's actually kind of a secret.
Because everyone knew Ariel was pregnant at my wedding.
- No! No they didn't! I tried to pretend
that I was drinking at Becky's wedding...
- She was like, "Yeah I'm having a vodka soda!"
- I'm having a vodka with lime! And Becky's like,
"Fuck that! You aren't drinking at my wedding!"
- I was like, "Pregnant! Pregnant!"
- It's such a tell. It really really is.
When are you gonna get pregnant?
- Alright, just like the comment section of Instagram
over here. - No, I wanna know!
- We're takin a Kim Kardashian butt photo!
- Look at how young Keith looks there!
- He's a baby! That's what happened.
Buzzfeed aged him. He's like 45 now.
- Oh my goodness. It's been a while.
- This video caused a lot of controversy
in what was then the Miller-Habersberger household.
- Oh tell me. - Because I told Keith,
you are not putting your naked butt crack
on the internet for people to see!
My parents are gonna see it, my gram's gonna see it!
Your future children are gonna see it.
We're gonna be living on the moon, and our 12 year old's
gonna be like, "Dad, I'm bullied,
because your naked butt is on the internet."
And he said he wouldn't do it.
- And then he did.
- I feel strangely fine.
- I don't think I'm oily enough, that's for sure.
- There they go. Ugh! Why is Zack bending over?
- Oh my god. - Look at his back hair!
- So hairy.
- This is so painful. How do models do this?
- I think they made Keith's bigger than other people's.
Except for Ned! Ned's is bigger!
- It's so white! - They're so pale.
My little squirrel body. - I know.
♪ (Tchaikovsky's "March") ♪
This was the weirdest video! It was like...
Four men came, and it was just a hurricane in my house.
- One pooped in your home.
- No he didn't flush! - Ew! Ahhh!
- Stealing the wine out of my fridge?
Excuse me,
Santa!
Merry Christmas!
I think we've been caught by Ned's wife.
I'm trying to wake Ned up, I was like, "Ned! Ned! Wake up!
The guys are here! Get out there, just go!
Just go so I can go back to sleep!"
And Ned was like, "What?"
- Oh, Ned is a boxers man, I see.
- Just for sleeping. - Yeah.
I was just gonna say, I thought they only wore briefs,
boxer briefs. - Yeah, they all wear briefs.
- Except for Eugene.
- Ned sometimes wear those, too. When he wears
really tight pants. Doesn't Keith? That's not a thing?
- No. - Secrets!
- My name is Scott and I own a male strip club.
(audience applause)
- Oh! I remember this! - I loved this one!
- Cause we got to go! Did you go?
- Yeah! - Yeah that's right
- I was on stage! - That's right.
- Lap danced the shit out of Ned's wife!
- Stripped the shit out of Ned's wife.
- I remember, in the comments, everybody was so jealous
because Eugene's stripping for me.
- Oh, yeah. - Eating whipped cream.
That was fun. - God, what a dream.
I was jealous. I had Zack.
- [Zack] Oh my god, it's the biggest thrill
I've ever had in my life.
- I do wish you had chosen someone other than
my girlfriend to dance on.
- Doin little man push-ups on top of me.
- This is just strange. - So funny.
- This is such a weird concept!
- So weird. All oiled up. And his broken... Yeah!
- Oh my god, do you remember his little broken pinky?
Was that really necessary? A full arm cast for a pinky?
Okay what's next. - Yeah, what's next?
- Ah it's your wedding!
You look bangin, by the way. - Thank you!
You looked so good. You looked so, so good.
You were like, bronzed and ...
- I was sweating profusely. It was like 94
in Chicago at the end of September. I was in a sunbeam.
- We are five and a half hours out,
and a groomsman has no pants. - Mom?
Hey, I don't need... I just gotta go to the store, alright?
- Keith briefly told me that there was a problem
with the pants after, like at the wedding he was like,
"Oh there was a thing about Brian's pants,
but it was totally fine." And then when I saw the video,
I was like, "Why didn't you tell any, just. Woman."
Any woman would've been like, "Did you check the floor?
In the closet?" - You idiot!
- Check the floor!
- I cried.
- I wanna have my wedding again!
It was so fun, it's like just being at this dope party
where everybody gives you drinks,
but you never really get drunk.
Everyone's giving you food, though you never really eat.
- You're wearing the prettiest dress.
- Yeah! Everyone's like, "You're so pretty!"
And you're like, "Oh my god, me?"
- This is the story of how we left Buzzfeed.
- I love this one. - This one is a good one.
- This one just makes my heart happy.
And I love how this video shows the lows,
and then it also shows the highs.
- In April, I left my job at Buzzfeed,
after working there for four years. The next day,
I started a company with my three best friends.
- I don't know how you felt when they left Buzzfeed,
I was terrified.
I was pregnant, and about to have a child,
and I was like, "What are you doing?
How are we gonna take care of our child?"
Buzzfeed has a really good paternity leave policy.
And we were planning on riding that, but then
they all decided to leave on April 1st,
and I was like, "What?"
- I wonder if anybody at Buzzfeed thought it was a joke.
Cause it was April 1st. They were like,
"They're not really leaving!"
- Bye! - Bye!
- I like doing spreadsheets.
- Aw! Baby Wes! - I know!
Look at that little nugget! - Che che che chew!
- I feel like, most of the time, I was like,
"They're gonna be fine. They're gonna be fine!"
- Right. - And then people would start
asking me more questions, and I'd be like,
"I don't know!" They're like, "Oh, do they have money?"
I'm like, "Yeah? I think?"
I was still just working freelance, so I was like,
"Wait, we can't both not really have a job right now."
That's a little too many people not having a job here.
Also, Keith does this thing, where he only vlogs
when I'm not wearing make-up. And I'm like,
"Can you just, just once, be like,
'Hey, I'm on my way home, take a shower.'"
I don't know what level of shower I was in this video.
- This is clearly first thing in the morning.
- Yeah.
- Get back to sound, sound boy!
- It was actually after this video
that I was like, "They're gonna be fine."
- I think my favorite video was my wedding.
No, but I liked seeing the Magic Mike one again.
I haven't watched that in a while.
- That one... - I like that one.
- That one came out of nowhere,
I had forgotten about that one. That was a good one.
I also liked the Santa Claus one. That one's hilarious.
- See, I think that one's my least favorite now.
Re-watching it again, I was like, "That was a fine video.
I see why the fans are okay with it.
- No that one totally is one of my favorites.
I cry every time. It's so good.
They're all good. Well, the ones that
you chose for us to watch are good.
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- Ring that ball!
Thanks for watching, guys. This has been:
- [Both] Try Wives Wine Time!
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♪ I said I'll be there for Christmas. ♪
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- It's hot. - It's hot in here.
- It's hot in here.