- Now we're talking. Hey, now we're cooking.
(Pop Rocks popping) - It's the gates of Heaven.
Satis-[bleep]-fying.
♪ (dramatic chord) ♪
- (FBE) So in the past, we've done episodes around things
that are oddly satisfying. - Mm, okay. I like being satisfied.
- (FBE) We've also done oddly unsatisfying,
satisfying slime, and today,
we're gonna show you a satisfying food compilation.
- Ooh! - Yes. I like food.
- (both) Great. - This is very up our alley.
- I don't watch a lot of food porn,
but I watch a lot of the oddly satisfying things,
like things with the sand and all that type of stuff,
things getting filled completely, like (sighs in satisfaction).
I'm about that life. - Food porn is, like,
you know, how I relax.
- (FBE) So after everything we show you, we're gonna have you
rate them on a scale of one to five
based on how satisfying you thought they were.
- Ready. - I am ready.
- Serve it up. - I'm here for it. I'm so down.
- Aw, this'll be good. - Yes.
- Satisfy me!
- Oh, is he mixing lollipops? - Ooh, swirlies.
Oh my gosh. That's how they do it? - Oh wow.
- Whoa. - (gasps) That's so pretty!
- Perfect. - Yeah.
Those are lines of nature.
- Oh my gosh. Oh, that little knob.
Oh, (scoffs). The little knob at the bottom
needed to go away. - It still had the drip at the end.
It wasn't the perfect, spherical sucker shape that was I going for.
- (FBE) So on a scale of one to five,
how satisfying was that? - I don't know. I'd give it a two.
I don't like lollipops. - Four out of five.
- Four. - I'm gonna say two.
I wasn't blown away. - It's a two.
If that knob had gone away,
(clicks tongue) it would've been great.
- Five. Swirls get to me.
- Two. - I'm not really into sweet things.
I'm gonna give it a two.
- One. - A one?!
- Yeah. You know? - Wow.
- Wasn't that satisfying. - I give it a three,
'cause I really did like the color changing.
- Two. - You know, I'm also gonna say two,
only kind of satisfying. - One for that.
- Three. - A three?!
- Yeah, I give that a three. - You were that satisfied?!
- I was moderately satisfied. - I don't even know you anymore.
(torch blasting)
- Oh, yes! Haha, yes! Blow torch it to death.
(torch blasting) - Oh yeah.
That should be my mouth right below that block of cheese.
- I like this. It's like a cheese avalanche.
- Ooh, the crusties. - I want a tortilla chip.
- I wanna pinch them. - Is this satisfying?
I feel like this is mildly uncomfortable.
- It's kind of sweating. I don't enjoy cheese sweat.
- Can I turn it off? Please?
- That was incredibly frustrating to watch,
because he showed me a blow torch, and then he showed me the cheese
being blow torched, but there was never the cheese
and the blow torch in frame together.
What nonsense is this?! One. - Four out of five for me.
That's really satisfying. - One.
- That's four out of five for me. - I think that's a one.
I need to see someone eating it. - Four.
- I'm gonna give it a four, too. That sounds good.
- A four. - Yeah?
- Mm-hmm. - I'm gonna give it a three.
- Givin' it a two. - A two?!
- Yeah. - See, I'm at the one section here.
- Negative zero. There's no positive number going onto that.
- That's a one for me. - This is a one.
This has redefined what a low-satisfying food video is.
- Oh, [bleep]. Oh wow.
- Oh yeah. Yes!
- Bitch, that looks good. - Ooh, yes. I love cutting.
Ah, oh my god, yes. - Ooh.
- Yeah! - Oh my lord. That is genius.
Oh! And he's doing it the other way now.
Oh my gosh. That's incredible! Of course that's how they do it.
- Four out of five. - I'm gonna give it
a four out of five. - Four.
- Yeah, that was a four. - Two.
- I'm gonna give it a three. - Okay.
- I like the thunk at the end of it.
- That was very satisfying. Four out of five.
- Five. Cut right through it. - Yeah, that was nice.
I would give that-- I'd give it a three.
- That's a five for me. The symmetry just, ah.
That was beautiful. - Three. It made me wanna
take my finger and just put it on the string a little bit
and (smacks lips). That's what I would do if I--
- I feel like I'm copying him, but I'm gonna give it a three as well.
- Instantly five. Now I'm really [bleep] hungry. Thank you.
- Five, actually. I like things being sliced.
- Mm. Mm-hmm.
- Oh boy. - Ooh, bitch.
- (both groan in satisfaction)
- Oh shit. - Damn.
- Okay. All right. Yes. Yes. - Nah, that's just not for me. Nah.
- Okay, I wanna eat it. - That was really good.
That was really, really good.
- Pure pornography right there. - Oh, that was-- with the nails?
With the woman's nails, too? - That is the money shot.
- Two out of five. Not the worst thing,
but not the greatest thing. - Give it a three.
- Five for me. - One. I love the idea
of the chocolate, but something about those hands squeezing it out
made me feel uncomfortable. - Two.
- Yeah, it's a two. I appreciate that it's gooey on the inside,
but you can see the chocolate under her fingernails,
and that's just not hygienic. - Four just because it's gonna
be so annoying when her hands are so sticky.
- I'm gonna give that a five. I mean, I want that
in my face right now. - Yeah, five.
- Can I say zero on that? - I'ma drop back down to two.
A person getting their nails dirty. - Three out of five.
It just looked a little uncomfortable,
but it looks like a very tasty donut.
- That was hot. - That's a five.
- I'm gonna say five. It's the chocolate
and the slow ripping of the bread. - Yeah.
- Holy shit. - And I know exactly...
- (both) ...what it tastes like.
- ♪ ...give it a chance now ♪ ♪ Take my hand, stop... ♪
- Oh, yeah. - Whoa.
- Here we go. - All right.
Now we're talking. Hey, now we're cooking.
- Ooh! Ooh! - Oh.
- Yes, burn it!
- I like that we're groovin' out while we watch this steak cook.
- This is grossing me out for some reason.
- ♪ I may be crazy, don't mind me ♪
♪ Say, girl, let's not talk too much ♪
- Oh, what's happening now? - This is making my mouth water.
- Yeah, this is real good. - Mwah! Magnifico.
- Oh. Uh-oh. - Oh, it's getting better.
- Ooh, okay.
Wait, cut it open, bitch. - We're back in.
- Oh, wow. Wow. - Oh, yeah. This is beautiful.
- The big reveal. - (singing along) ♪ I'm in love
with your body ♪ I'm in love with your food, dude.
This is delicious. - That looked like
a really nice steak. - I could go for a good steak.
- I think I'm gonna end up rating that one higher
just 'cause I'm hungry. - The only thing that
was missing was a shot through into the oven
where you could see the dough rising and then crisping.
- I'm gonna give that a two. I'm a vegetarian,
so I'm just like, eh. - Five out of five for me.
- It's a five for me. - 'Cause it's skill.
I've always wanted to set fire to a steak.
- It's true. - Two.
- Four. - A four?!
- That was a quality sear, came out golden brown.
Again, right before lunch. - Three. Solid three.
- I'll give it a four. - Four out of five,
because that's real good. - Five.
- Five all the way! - Straight five.
- 100%. - We should've started here.
- That looked so good, but in my stomach,
explosion in the bathroom. So I'll give it a three.
- You got me. I'm in love. Five.
- I'm gonna have to give that a five, too.
- That thick steak
with the fire, just... It was like magic.
- Oh, is that ice cream? Oh, you're done.
Oh! And then they toast the marshmallows.
- Oh my god. - I wanna...
- That's very relaxing. - Oh yeah.
I would devour that so quickly. - Oh yeah. Come to mama.
- Ahh!
(disappointed) Oh. - It's only on one side.
Come on! This is really... - Space 'em evenly!
- ...the unsatisfying food challenge, isn't it?
- But why was it not on the entire bar?
That started off so amazing. I was like, yes, chocolate!
And then she stopped halfway through the bar.
- Good five, just 'cause I'm really hungry.
If it were symmetrical on the other side,
I'd give it a more symmetrical grade like a four,
but I can only give it a three.
- Ah, it's like a two. - TWO!
- Four for me. - I'm gonna say four, too.
- I turn out for stuff like that. - That's a five right there!
It's particularly the roasting of the marshmallows.
I'm down with that vibe. That'd probably taste bomb.
- I give that one a three. - Yeah, I'll give 'em a two
for participation award, but there was no sound.
I see some guy at Disneyland do that every day.
- Three. I just don't understand why the entire bar
got the condensed milk, but not the chocolate.
These are making me think too much. - Three.
- All right, I'm gonna give it a two.
- Needs some music. - Yeah.
- It's not gonna seduce me with just silence.
- Mouth-watering. That's a five. - I'm gonna give it a four,
just because I'm not an ice cream man,
but I love what they did with it. - You're a madman.
- Oh yeah. Here we go. Here we go. - Oh, bitch you know
I love a churro. - Okay, this is good.
Perfection. This is the perfection we're looking for.
- That looks like Boston creme filling
in a churro. - Yeah, yeah. Show me a pattern.
- Yup, yup. Oh, okay. So this'll be a five out of five
if they drop chocolate chips. - They can't just let it go!
Just... it would've been fine as a cream-filled churro!
- Wait, what? - (both) Oh.
- Oh, all right. Sexy.
- That just brought it up to the next level.
- Oh, yes. Slightly crisp it, hun.
- (chuckles) Oh, wow. - Like a creme brulee.
- What are you doing? - What?
- Wait, why are you adding all this?
- Yes! Absolutely, I would eat this.
- Oh, this is interesting. Oh, that was good.
- The hot spank, that's what I call that.
- This makes me wanna make food,
and I don't like making food. - This is stressful.
- God. - It was so good,
because the piping inside
of the little churro was even. - Yeah, and it was very straight.
- And then, they're like, no! We're going outside the lines!
Woo! - And then it's like crazy town!
- Four out of five. - Definitely a five.
- It has a creative aspect, there's no ice cream involved,
so I'm also gonna go five. - Four.
- I'm gonna give it a three. - I'm gonna give that a four.
- Five. I'm totally into that.
- Mm-hmm. - Churros all day.
- That's a five. I would eat that.
- If they had ended just before the press thing,
I would've said a four. It went back to a three,
because they ruined the design. - Give that one a four.
- Four that, yeah. Add the powdered sugar,
you'd be talking five territory, but where's the powdered sugar?
- That was a lot of work put into one churro.
Just for the effort, give it a five. - Two.
- I'll give it a three just because it started strong
and then went off the rails. Went off the rails!
- Oh [bleep]. - Oh my gosh.
This deserves the five already.
- (gasps) Ooh. - Okay. Okay.
- See? That's so nice! - Yes! Oh!
- This is satisfying on so many levels.
It's probably so smooth to touch, the design is on point,
the pattern's repetitive. - That's impressive.
- I could do that. - Oh, wow.
I think my stomach just grumbled. - (chuckles)
- Victory! - YES!
- It's extremely satisfying. I'd say I am 100% satisfied,
and now I'm starving, though, and that's unsatisfying.
- Easily five. - Four.
- I'm gonna have to give that a one. - I'm gonna give that a one.
- I'm gonna give that a three. - Something about it
didn't look tasty. - Five for me again.
I just love food. - I'll do five as well.
- That was a five. - That was a clear five.
- I'll give it a three. - I'll give that one a two.
- The swirls were very even, so I'll give it a three.
- Five for sure. That was beautiful.
I'm gonna get that tattooed on my arm.
- That's a perfect five. You guys saved the best for last.
- (FBE) To end this episode, we've got one more thing for you
that some people find very satisfying
and that some people find not satisfying at all.
- Oh yes. - Oh my gosh, Pop Rocks.
- I love this. Can I eat them? - The six-year-old in me
still loves this. Here we go. - Yeah.
(Pop Rocks popping)
- Highly satisfying.
- I would like someone to have to make a speech
and so they put a bunch of Pop Rocks in their mouth,
so the whole time it's making the speech just clicking.
(Pop Rocks popping) - It's the gates of Heaven.
Satis-[bleep]-fying.
- (muffled) Yeah, give it to me.
- I'm screaming. Ow! (chuckles) - It's so good.
- Five out of five. - These are so good.
(Pop Rocks crunching) - Oh my gosh.
This isn't as fun as I remember.
- I wouldn't call it tasty. - Processed with carbon dioxide.
- I could do with-- Ooh! (loud pop)
I could do without how they taste,
but I like the feeling.
- Have you ever had Pop Rocks? - No.
Ahh! Ahh-ha!
(softly) Oh my god. - (both laughing)
(Pop Rocks popping)
- I feel like I have a super power every time I open my mouth.
No! My mind is just blown by this.
(explosion booms) This is awesome.
- Thanks for watching this episode of YouTubers React.
- Check out all the creators below. Go subscribe, eat some Pop Rocks.
- Keep it poppin'! Bye!
- Hey, everybody. Ethan and Benny here from FBE.
Thank you so much for watching this episode of YouTubers React,
but let us know in the comments what you wanna see
the YouTubers try next. You-- you enjoying that?
- (muffled) Pop Rocks. - You enjoying 'em?
- Mm-hmm. - Bye, guys.