Choose your actors.
Okay. Andre, Cat, Beck and Jade.
Yeah, you.
Jade, kiss your boyfriend on your own time.
Oh, I will.
I know, but they're still not back with the solvent.
Well, we're on in two minutes, and you still look disgusting.
I could play the lead.
No, we don't have anyone else to play your part.
We're indoors, lose the scarf.
Well, hello.
I don't believe we've met. You are?
Oh, yes. My name's Malcolm Winchester Fizzenworth.
It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance.
It's a lovely home ya have here.
Let's step over in that direction,
that way there, very good then.
Sure.
He got very soft lobes, doesn't he?
Thank you. Don't pull.
Hey! You!
[chuckles] Why, hello, officer.
Isn't this just a lovely shin-dig?
I can see your belly button.
Why, yes, that is my belly button.
Have you ever considered filling it with Raisin Bran?
Well, no. My name is Betty-Sue Golden-Heart.
I live on a farm in Alabama, just north of a little--
Now you're eating Raisin Bran.
Mm. I just love eating cereal
that's been manhandled by your filthy hands.
♪ Give it up Oh, yeah ♪
[cheering]
Yeah, we go to school with them. That's what's up.
Where's Jade?
Somebody looking for the best dang steamboat captain
this here river's ever seen?
Why are you wearing Tori's dress?
'Cause she's playing hospital, so I'm playing Suzy.
Tori's gonna be back in plenty of time.
Oh. Then I'll just keep her dress warm.
And Hollywood Arts' first ever prome queen is...
[beeping]
Jade West!
- What?! - What?!
- What? - That's right.
Congratulations Jade.
No. Stop! Stop congratulating me!
I'm not your stupid prome queen! Don't touch me! Don't touch me!
[grumbling]
And Hollywood Arts' first ever prome king...
[dinging]
Doug the diaper guy!
What?! What?! Are you kidding me?!
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah! [screaming]
[screaming]
[music playing]
[gasping]
Who took my ruby cell phone? Was it you?
I didn't mean to. Here, you can have it back.
Good, give it. [screaming]
Curses!
I'll never be able to get that ruby cell phone
as long as it's April Fools' Day!
You know, speaking of that,
are we really not gonna do anything for April Fools' Day?
Silence! I'll get you, my pretty.
And your little fish, too!
Oh.
Oh be gone.
You have no powers in this restroom.
The witch sneers at Dorothy... then exits.
♪ Christmas time with you ♪
Whoo!
♪ So if you feel it coming ♪
♪ On this special day ♪
♪ Just trust your heart ♪
♪ Don't let your head Get in the way ♪
♪ 'Cause it's Christmas ♪
♪ And the start Of something new ♪
♪ Well it's Christmas ♪
♪ And I hope you Will feel it too ♪
♪ Candy canes and mistletoe ♪
♪ Jack Frost nipping At your nose ♪
♪ But all of it means nothing Without you ♪
[music playing]
♪ Just for a minute You get a feeling ♪
♪ Look up in the sky ♪
♪ Santa's here So get in the spirit ♪
♪ Just give it a try ♪
♪ Children beaming And I'm dreaming ♪
♪ Hoping that it's true ♪
♪ 'Cause it would mean so much ♪
♪ To spend this Christmas time With you ♪
♪ So if you feel it comin' On this special day ♪
♪ Just trust your heart ♪
♪ 'Cause I can't wait To hear you say ♪
Wow. Incredible outfit.
I look like an idiot.
A... pretty pink idiot... with a thing on her head.
Thanks.
Didn't expect to see you here.
Well... everyone else was coming to cheer you on,
so... I figured I would, too.
And... you look way better in that than I would've.
Hey. I heard my name.
Jade, what are you wearing?
Is that?
Oh, yeah. This is a copy of the costume
that Tawny Walker-Black wore in your favorite movie...
The Scissoring.
Whoa.
Uh, look Moose brought me roses.
Did you bring any for Jade? No? Okay.
So rehearsal. Uh, we were thinking
we should meet...
We were, uh, thinking we should meet...
We... Goodbye.
And look, these are the actual scissors
from the movie.
Oh my God, that is so cool.
I gave her those!
Yeah, and look how sharp they are.
[gasping]
My Moose flowers.
Here I am...
just walking through school...
hoping the flour bomber
doesn't ruin my awesome, expensive outfit
by, you know... flour bombing me!
That better not happen!
Okay.
There's my girl just blending in with the crowd.
I want to know who that flour bomber is.
Ah, so you wore that to get his attention?
Yep and when he tries to get me, I am going to grab him
and wrestle him down to the ground.
He might like that.
[chuckles] I'd like that.
[chuckles]
Hey, is that us?
[gasping] Oh, my gosh, that is us.
Oh, yeah, I'm wearing my red boots.
Um, can you zoom in tighter on Jade?
I think. Oh, zuma, zoom, zoom.
Um. [gasping]
No. Okay, no, I-I-I'm not--
- Picking your nose? - Cat!
I was not picking it. I was just scratching
the outside of my nose, like this.
Um, yeah. You see, from this angle,
- just looks like you're pick-- - Don't say it!
Okay, nobody mentions this to anyone.
- We won't. - Promise.
You mean you picking your nose?
- Cat! - Come on.
I was scratching it.
Right
[laughing]
That was a great scene, Trina.
Really high quality television.
[kissing] Top notch acting.
Why are you here? Get out!
No, we want to watch you act.
Yeah. D-Does lady cheese boob get away
from the hungry mice children?
[gasping]
Trina, are these your amigas?
No. This is my mean sister and her rude friend.
Hey! Do not call me her friend!
Well, whoever these senoritas may be,
you are both muy pretty.
- Thank you. - Gracias.
We're just visiting.
Listen, we're about to film our next scene.
Would you like to be in the show with Trina?
Why her?!
Thank you, but I-I'd really rather not...
A'buh buh buh buh!
Remember the deal with Sikowitz.
- I don't want... - You have to do it.
[arguing]
Yes.
Yes. I will be in the next scene.
Wonderful. [chuckles]
Can she be in it, too?
[music playing]
Si!
[screaming]
Si! Si!
[screaming]
Si!
[screaming]
Si! Si!
Si! Rapido!
Come here! Hey!