- What are you all doing there
just staring at an empty chair, I'm not ready yet.
Why did I leave the camera on, I don't know.
Hi, guys.
I don't know how long this has been rolling.
Eight minutes?
When did I press go?
Is there a ghost in here, I don't know.
Anyway, I asked you on Twitter
but also my channel memberships.
Twitter, where have my Ts gone?
Twitter, Twitter,
to ask me some questions,
and we're just gonna stick our finger right into that jar
and pull one out.
Let's go.
Give us some tea.
That's such a cursed image of me.
Here's the tea, if you've tried green tea and don't like it,
try a flavored green tea, because that is a whole revelation
and there's so many good flavors out there.
In England, they do a cherry Bakewell flavored one
and it is a revelation.
Oh, you meant YouTuber tea, right.
Let me tell you about ...
(crickets chirp)
You tweeted me about the croc ...
Huge ...
Destroyed except the ...
Found ...
Egg ...
To be his all along.
I just had to get that out, guys.
Now I'm glad you know the truth.
Use the male and female feature on Snapchat, pleas, thanks.
I look so rough as this man.
Some people look so sexy with this one.
Does that mean I already look manly
and now I'm like, ultra-man.
Oh, here she is.
Oh, hey, I'm Phillipa back again.
Is it me or do I look like Zoella?
It's not back, though.
I posted a picture of this on Twitter
and two of my male friends and one lesbian friend
sent me a message saying they not fancy me, so I guess.
I guess I'd make an attractive girl.
Uh, I think we should start a petition
to change the ending to my favorite TV show.
This was a mistake.
What is ...
No.
This is some kind of possessed Annabelle shiz,
I'm not into it at all.
Hey, guys, so I'm gonna go toy review
and get nine billion views.
Meh.
Now this beard is working for me a little bit more.
I look like Thanos on the farm.
Hey, wanna go mow some corn?
(he laughs)
I know so much about being a farmer.
My 2020 rebrand is sorted.
This is what happens when you mate with an emoji.
(eerie music)
What was the last thing you googled?
Okay, don't judge me.
I googled lizard mating
but that's just because I saw two lizards in Florida
and I wondered if they were fighting or mating.
A male lizard may dance around a female
in an effort to attract her.
That's what was happening, he was like ...
(dance music)
I was like, what is this?
Are they gonna fight?
Are they gonna kill each other?
But no, they just wanted to make a little lizard baby.
How do you feel about Harry Styles' Met Gala outfit?
Let's have a look.
Wow, amazing, more guys should wear frilly, meshy sleeves.
What are some random things that give you nostalgia?
That is the perfect question for this video, Mili,
as today, I'm sponsored by Pokemon.
What?
Childhood Phil is internally screaming.
They actually sent me a box full of swag, as well,
which was cool, including this Pikachu long sleeve.
Pika.
And also this Pikachu hat
which has got actual plushy ears.
Pokemaniac Phil appeared.
My coif, man down.
But the thing that slapped me in the face
with the most nostalgia
was these Pokemon cards that they sent me.
I'm also unironically super hyped
to have a Detective Pikachu set.
His skill is brilliant deduction.
Take that, Sherlock.
And a little Detective Pikachu coin.
I'll use that next time me and Dan can't agree on something.
It just reminded me of when I used to collect Pokemon cards
and the thrill of finding a shiny one.
They even smell the same,
which is a weird thing to say.
Okay, the first Pokemon I flip over
represents me emotionally, here we go.
Rattata.
Of all the Pokemon, of all the mythical beasts,
I get the rat.
If this Pokemon becomes unable to eat, it starves to death.
Sounds like me.
All right, the next one represents you as an audience.
Drowzee.
I guess you're all super sleepy.
Wow, guys.
Oh, we got a shiny.
This looks rare.
A Tag Team, Reshiram and Charizard.
It's got a nice pastel aesthetic going on.
So that's the thing about this Unbroken Bond set,
you can get cards with two Pokemon on,
which are more powerful if you are playing the game,
but you don't need to actually know the rules
to collect Pokemon cards,
because me and my friends used to play Pokemon snap,
where you'd play snap, but you would snap
every time the type of Pokemon,
like it was two psychic ones matched,
or if it was an evolution of the Pokemon
that was the one before.
And it got so competitive
and if you won a game,
you could choose one of the Pokemon cards
to take from your friends.
So thanks, Pokemon, for sending me all this swag.
If you wanna get some of your own Pokemon cards,
you can click the link below and get collecting.
You know, I think that would be a real improvement.
What is the worst advice someone gave to you?
I once went for a meeting with a professional person,
that's all I'm gonna say,
and they told me I probably shouldn't move to London
because most entertainment careers fail.
So that was terrible advice.
Look, kid, don't follow your dreams,
everything's gonna fail.
I'm just so glad I didn't let that negativity brainwash me
in any way or affect my judgment.
If someone you don't really know has a very strong opinion
on your life, you probably shouldn't take it
too much to heart and I'm glad I realized that
and I'm glad I lived in London and I'm in this timeline.
Have you been watching any good shows recently?
I know I'm so late to the party, the party is now dust
but I just finished Parks and Rec
at it is so wholesome.
I don't know why I've deprived myself of such joy
for so long, but I just wanna watch it all again.
I feel like they're all my best friends.
If you weren't British, what sort of accent
would you want to have?
Irish, Irish, Irish.
Mirror.
I'm quite fond ...
I'm quite, I'm quite ...
Top of the morning to you.
You know what?
I really like the Irish accent.
If I could do it, I would totally have it.
But I'm terrible and I'm sorry.
That's all you're gonna get.
What is the most insanely introverted thing
you've done in your life?
Okay, I've got one.
This is bad.
Once when I was about 13 or 14,
my parents had some friends coming over
and they dropped the bombshell on me
that you never want to hear,
oh, they've got some kids your age
and they're coming over, too.
Now if you're an extrovert,
you'll be like, yes, new friends.
But as super introverted 14-year-old Phil,
I was like, no, I don't wanna hang out with these people.
So I actually pretended to be ill
and stayed in bed just so I didn't have to hang out
with these kids that I didn't know
when I probably would have had a lovely time
and made new friends.
I was just under the covers like, nope.
I think they knocked on the door just to say hello
and I was like, hello.
They must have been like,
wow, what is this diseased troll that they live with?
They went out for a lovely day and had ice cream
and I just stayed in bed.
In retrospect, that was a terrible idea
because I've met them two years later and they're lovely
and I would have had a nice day with them,
but I just stayed in bed like a weirdo.
Which is the best toast?
Oh, I like a little bit of burnt crisp
but not too much.
So I'm gonna go with six D because it's got some toastiness
but then some also light toastiness,
so it'll be crunchy yet a bit chewy,
and the butter will melt perfect.
Why would anyone want J five to nine.
My granddad used to do it like that.
I think he might have secretly been a psychopath
because that is not normal.
That's gonna be a mistake for the mouth and the bowels.
Important question: did you cry at Endgame?
Did you know, I was worried that ...
(he yells)
Moth, go be gone.
I was worried I was gonna pee myself during Endgame
because it was so long,
but the tears used up all the liquid in my body
so it was actually a good thing I was so emotional
for my bladder.
Less good for my emotional stability.
Not a question but enjoy.
Aw!
That's not enough cute.
I've got this fear that they then laid it down
on a buffet table and forgot about it
and then someone just ate the puppy.
Do you have any relationship advice?
If you're starting a relationship, I'd say be yourself
and don't pretend to like things that they like
or pretend that you're someone else.
Because they should like you for you and who you are
and not who you are pretending to be.
What fact amazes you every time you hear it?
Whenever I think about caterpillars,
I start having a mild crisis.
Bear with me, because they start as caterpillars,
they have a lovely time munching on all the leaves,
everything's great.
Then they turn into a cocoon,
which, like, what is happening?
But then they don't just grow wings.
If you actually watch a video about this,
they turn into a full-on mush like a caterpillar soup
before they then reform into a butterfly.
Like, what the hell is going on?
What does that mean?
Imagine if a human from a baby just turned
into a weird mush and then just popped out
as an adult that could fly around.
And not only that, they only live for a day
as the butterfly, so what's the point
in turning into that soup for all that time
if you're just gonna live for a day and fly around?
Why didn't they just stay as a caterpillar
eating all the food?
I just wanna stay as a caterpillar.
I can't handle it anymore.
The last photo you took.
(he laughs)
I'm not gonna give you any more context.
Do you have any advice for someone
that doesn't know what to do with their life?
My advice to you would be, don't stress about it too much
because that's probably not gonna help you at all.
But go speak to someone who knows you really well,
like a parent or a friend,
because they might have a perspective on your life
that you've not thought of before,
so tell them your feelings, don't suffer in silence,
and hopefully you'll get it figured out,
even if it's not today or next month or even this year,
you are meant for something
and hopefully, it's gonna be great.
That felt quite inspirational, didn't it?
Go get 'em, kid! (voices cheer)
Hey, Phil, you should take this personality test
and read your results.
Wow, that took 20 minutes.
Okay, see the results.
Apparently I'm a mediator, INFP-T.
Prancing around with my little windmill.
I'm 72% introverted, 69% intuitive,
and then the rest of them are pretty much down the middle,
for feeling, prospecting, and turbulent.
There's a lot of writing here
but apparently I'm similar to Julia Roberts,
Lisa Kudrow, Tom Hiddleston,
and Frodo Baggins.
Okay, I'll take it.
I'm a true idealist, always looking for the good
in even the worst people and events
and searching for ways to make things better.
Comprising just four percent of the population,
the risk of feeling misunderstood is unfortunately high,
but when they find like-minding people
to share their time with, the harmony they feel
will be a fountain of joy and inspiration.
Oh, I like it.
Who's your favorite member of BTS?
My friend Briony's obsessed with BTS
and said I'd get on most with J-Hope.
Is that him?
I think it's him.
He's my friend.
Long egg, any questions?
Okay, first question is, why?
Second question is, is that chicken okay?
And third question is, why?
Good questions, guys.
I enjoyed that.
If you enjoyed this, please give me a thumbs up.
Also, if you wanna get some Pokemon cards,
you can click the link below.
I hope you're having a good day
and I will see you very soon.
Goodbye!
(jazzy music)