[Captions by Judy V. at Y Translator] Hey guys, what's up? How are you?
I hope you're doing good.
So in a lot of my videos,
you see a lot of dumb people.
But today is opposite day,
and we're gonna be checking out some geniuses.
People who are way too smart for this world,
or people who figured out really smart things.
We got this security guard over here getting paid to nap,
because what?
He got a poster of a security cop,
oh, he holding a baton too.
He looks so intimidating.
I'm sure people will walk by,
and be like, oh, hell no.
I ain't messing with him.
Definitely not stealing something from that store.
He looks so intimidating with his mustache and his tie.
He doesn't even look like a security guard,
he looks like a pilot.
But anywho, he bought that poster,
put it in front of him, so he could just nap behind it.
Wow, they are people that actually work at their jobs.
What a joke.
Imagine getting paid to nap.
Oh my God!
I need to do this.
I deadass didn't want to wash a plate,
but now you gotta have to wash an ice mold,
which is probably worse.
But look, you can put ketchup, barbecue sauce,
and honey mustard in each of the little containers,
and then the nuggets going all of the...
I want some nuggets now.
This is pure genius.
McDonalds, needs to sell nuggets like this.
I asked my mom if she could bring the charger down the stairs.
She replied, "call the dog,"
and she got the charger wrapped around the dog.
When, you don't want to go down the stairs,
but Cooper will.
I ran out of sandwich bags.
The struggle is real.
So you don't got a big plastic bag, but he got the little weed baggies.
This is definitely a dealer.
I could tell by the lack of greens in his sandwich.
Who need real lettuce when you could get Devil's lettuce?
I see you.
At this point, just eat the sandwich.
I wouldn't even bother.
So if you're watching something on your laptop,
and you want it louder,
like max volume,
it ain't doing it for me anymore.
Cut a plastic cup.
Put it close to the speakers,
and it'll like bust it up.
It'll amplify that sh--
Beats who?
Beats speakers are shaking.
Who did this?
Making spaghetti in a coffee maker.
Okay, I mean, I get it,
you at work,
you ain't got any pots and pans,
but you really want the spaghetti.
It works, it works.
No complaints.
A great incentive to study:
when you reach a gummy bear,
you get to eat it.
So it's like every time you read a section,
you get to eat the gummy bear that you just read.
Oh, you already know, my fat ass,
I would just keep eating them,
be like nah, I'm done for today,
and somehow I feel like it just we don't work for me.
This guy over here dropped his shirt out the window.
I don't know why.
He probably got into a fight with his wife,
because let's be real,
only girls throw shit out the window down.
The wind didn't just miraculously blow it out, you know.
So, he took his vacuum,
turned it on,
and had it suck it up.
So, it got a firm grasp on his button up,
pull it back up, oh, so good.
You don't even have to go downstairs.
You don't even have to go outside.
I mean kind of...
But also risky business and dangerous.
What if you dropped the vacuum,
and both of them are on the ground?
Then you have to go outside and get both.
So, there was Daylight savings,
and this teacher didn't want to get their butt up,
walk over to the clock,
and change the time.
So, they just put a '-1 hour.'
Yeah, I ain't got time to change this clock.
Y'all can figure it out.
Y'all went to school for a reason.
Do you ever want to watch TV,
but also sleep on your side?
Problem solved.
Turn the TV to sleep with you.
Okay, you can't really do that with TVs nowadays.
But I mean, these big old ones,
just lay it on its side.
Come cuddle with me, baby girl.
We do, that work.
Feel like it make you dizzy.
This dude got a TV from 1999,
but living in 3099.
What are you doing with your life?
This guy wanted to lay on the sunbed and get a tan.
But also wanted to drink his Coke at the same time,
and that is exactly what he did.
We love a guy with goals.
He even balanced it on a Frisbee and his shoes,
and now he can slowly Coke himself to sleep,
by drinking Coke.
Do you ever want to watch a movie on your iPad
with both hands behind your back?
Well, say no more.
This dude used duct tape to make this little swing stand ceiling mount,
so genius,
and he just now chilling on his iPad,
while its just floating right in front of him.
Now, I need to try this.
It is actually a really good idea.
Whose mans is this?
When you need to read the newspaper,
and walk your dog at the same time,
but you also have to go to work in 10 minutes.
Man, the dog can walk himself,
and I feel like some dogs,
they don't mind, they'll walk themselves.
They'll drag their owner, literally.
My dogs do that,
my dogs walk me.
So, why not just sit in a chair,
and have the dog pull you.
It's like double the walk for the dog.
You making him work for his walk.
This one is a classic,
but also very gross.
I mean, if you think about it,
it's a good idea.
Just wear your hoodie backwards,
now, you could be warm, and have your popcorn,
and it's convenient.
I mean, you could have just used the bowl,
and had it in front of you.
So, what is the point of this?
I guess it's just easier to pick things out of here,
than reach over a whole six inches,
and pick up popcorn out of a bowl.
To each his own.
I like this.
This is a good one.
When you don't have any cereal bowls,
or you just absolutely hate doing dishes,
just get the little mini cereal packs,
snip the top off,
put in your milk.
I prefer nut milk, specifically Macadamia.
Oh, I love me some Macadamia milk,
and then just scoop it out of the packet,
and then just throw it away.
So easy. So simple.
Love it.
When you want to go hands-free,
but you ain't got a Bluetooth.
You ain't got a hands-free,
and your hands are not free.
Oh, I want to see if this actually works.
That's one of those thick chargers,
those old chargers, and I got a big fat iPhone,
so I don't know if it'll--
Hello 911, this doesn't work.
Maybe you need a big bald head,
and a smaller iPhone,
then maybe it'll work.
Oh, we got another lazy genius.
Damn dog, always wanting to go for a walk.
Man, I'm not trying to walk three times a day,
so she's gonna attach her dog to the golf cart,
and then just go.
Okay, put some respect on it.
Oh, this is a good one.
You need a bunk bed for it though.
So anybody with a bunk bed,
all you need: two clothes hangers,
put a TV, iPad, whatever the hell that is,
a wacom tablet, and you good to go.
Hands-free, my dude.
So, over here, we got a satellite filled with ice,
and he got to get all the ice out.
But he ain't trying to climb up that satellite,
so he took the De-Icer,
put it in Nerf gun,
and he's shooting it like...
melting that ice.
This actually looks fun.
I wish all adulting required a Nerf gun.
But, unfortunately, it doesn't.
I mean, maybe I should try that.
Like I could put some Pine-Sol in a Nerf gun,
and then just like...
my floor, and then mop it up.
Okay. Okay,
whose mans is this?
It was his lifelong dream to go diving in an ocean.
No, no, no, a pool is not good enough.
He wanted to in an ocean,
so he brought his ladder,
set it up and dived off--
Do not try this at home because I feel like
it's still going to be like really shallow,
and you will get [bleep].
But again, it was his lifelong dream to go diving,
and he did it.
This guy's license plate is 3JOH22A,
and when you look in your rear-view mirror at him,
it says asshole.
That's me.
This is pure genius,
because when you do a custom license plate,
they don't let you have like profanity or anything in it,
so that's how you do it.
I wonder if that's taken.
I want to make my license plate that.
The proper way to slide into her DMs,
"Permission to enter your DM ma'am?"
"Permission granted,"
and it's a kid, just sliding on under the bathroom stall.
Yo, deadass though,
this is like my worst nightmare.
Whenever I'm in a public bathroom stall,
and there's a woman next to me with kids,
and they're in her stall.
I'm like terrified they would just crawl in under,
and be like,
Hi!
Like what would you do?
Kick it?
Found a brand-new way to get your snacks into a movie.
So she took a styrofoam half a sphere from Michaels,
and just put it in her belly.
Oh, it fits so snug.
Oh, this is genius.
You could smuggle much more.
I wonder if this works in other places,
like at the airport.
You could literally smuggle a puppy in that.
What are they gonna do?
Start touching your belly, like,
Ma'am, what you got in there?
How dare you?
I'm seven months pregnant.
I would smuggle my pet gerbil if I had one.
Mike, Drunk Mike.
How I significantly improved my Netflix.
Who's watching, Mike or Drunk Mike?
Oh, he made it so easy for himself.
So it'll show the drunk Mike suggestions,
and the regular Mike suggestions.
Human Centipede is definitely on drunk Mike.
Let me tell you, that movie,
the second one,
Oh no, no, no, no, no.
That was definitely the most [bleep] up movie
I ever saw in my life.
FaceTiming the water so it doesn't boil over
while I'm watching TV in the other room.
Get you a mans who looks at you,
like this guy looks at his prematurely boiling water.
Like it ain't even boiled yet,
but look at the look he's given it.
I'm gonna make some good ass pasta out of you.
Highkey, this is so much effort.
Like you set up a stand,
and you gotta have two iPhones for it,
put on a container,
like just put it on high,
and wait like two minutes for it to boil.
You gotta do what you gotta do.
So excited to try these babies out.
When you don't have a white rug background for makeup shots.
A fat fluffy cat will work just as well.
Too lazy to mow your lawn?
Somebody tied the lawn mower to a pole,
and so it just makes circles,
cutting the grass for you.
You don't even have to do it.
I mean this ain't even that much grass to cut,
it take what, five minutes?
But okay with like this,
you don't even have to go outside.
Let the lawn mower mow the grass,
isn't that what its for?
Why I gotta mow the grass?
The lawn mower can mow it by itself.
Wanna have cute toes in a hurry?
Ain't nobody tell you to paint the toes that don't show?
So if nobody can see it,
nobody knows that they're not painted.
Like this girl only painted the first two toes,
because that's all you're gonna see.
But anyways, that's all for today.
I hope you guys enjoyed this video.
Comment below,
which one do you think was the most genius?
And would you try any of these?
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Bye guys.
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