( both laughing )
I love him so much!
( music playing )
Nicolas Cage has two settings.
He's either screaming through a burning building
or sleeping while dreaming about screaming
through a burning building.
It's tough to imagine
anything that could match
the unnecessary intensity
of a Nicolas Cage movie performance,
but we are told that men's deodorant names
come pretty dang close.
It's time for...
Really? Can this really fool us?
Is this gonna happen?
Well, here's what's gonna happen.
Stevie's gonna read a name
of either a Nic Cage movie,
and these include--
most of them are from the '90s.
No, not from the '90s. There's over 90 films. There's a lot of films.
And some of these went straight to DVD,
so you may not know about them, and they could be really weird.
But they sound like-- Okay, whatever. All right.
There's a lot of crazy deodorant names out there.
You're not gonna fool me, Nicolas Cage.
Give us the first one. We've got the paddles here.
We're gonna vote.
Stevie:
"Rage." Why would you wanna spread "Rage" under your armpit?
Uh...
Rage deodorant.
That's definitely a Nic Cage movie
'cause it rhymes with "Cage."
Nic Cage in...
( together ) "Rage."
You're both correct.
Nicolas Cage stars as a retired mobster
who reenters a life of crime
when his daughter's abducted
in 2014's "Rage."
-
...at a very relaxing scene where his character, Paul,
confronts a crime buddy about being a rat.
Knock it off!
You talked!
You spilled your guts to your boss
to take care of you, make those guys go away.
That's not what happened!
You talked! Now my daughter's dead!
We swore not to talk about it!
- Good gracious! - ( laughter )
Dang, I know your daughter's missing,
but chill out a little bit.
How do you ask him to pull that back,
as the director?
Shove a Rage deodorant in his mouth.
All right, give us another one.
I could see that being a movie name.
And a deodorant. Dang.
I'm sticking with Nic Cage on this one.
- You think so? - Yeah.
It's too specific for a deodorant.
Yeah, yeah. "Red Rock," yes.
- Put that under your arm. - But "Red Rock West"?
There's rocks that you can use as deodorant.
What about people on the East Coast?
- They won't buy that. - Right.
-
"Red Rock West" is a 1993 film
about an unemployed ex-Marine, played by Nicolas Cage,
who's mistakenly hired as a hit man
to murder someone's wife.
- Do we have another clip? -
Your friend, the ranch hand, he's been shot!
I love him so much!
Is this what he's famous for?
'Cause I actually--
I knew that Nicolas Cage was, like, squirrely,
but I didn't know he was famous for such intensity all the time.
Can we get a little bit more energy on "shot"!
Perfect.
- All right. See, you haven't fooled me yet. - We're on a roll.
How about...
- That's a deodorant. - Wolfthorn?
-
Wolfthorn.
I have it on right now.
Are you doing that thing
- where, if I vote with you... - Maybe.
...then you're changing it in the last second?
Maybe.
"Wolfthorn" sounds like a cool movie, man.
He's wearing, like, camo pants
and a Hawaiian shirt up top.
- He's a retired... - Something.
like, military trainer
who's now just doing bungee jumping classes in Hawaii,
until his daughter is...
- You're going with Nic Cage. All right. - Yeah.
- Wolfthorn. -
-
See? I have worn it. I wasn't making it up.
What-- it's one word. What is a Wolfthorn?
Smell it. It smells like wolves and thorns.
If you have it, you don't need to smell it.
I've been duped!
By a thing that doesn't exist,
a Wolfthorn.
Like, if you inspect-- That's a nipple.
It's not a thorn.
I think it's a place.
It's a place that it takes you when you put it on.
All right, next.
"Vampire's Kiss"?
I'm sticking with deodorant for this one
- because-- - Why?
Teens love this kind of thing.
And you know where vampires like to kiss.
Right, correct-- up under--
right in the sweet spot.
No, this is a movie
where Nicolas Cage
wears camo pants, Hawaiian shirt,
teaches bungee jumping, but he's a vampire.
Yeah, who likes to kiss.
Gets a little randy.
All right, what is it?
-
Oh! I'm excited about this.
It's a classic Nic Cage meltdown movie
circa 1988, about a big shot literary agent
who thinks he's turning into a vampire.
I bet he's upset about it.
Yeah, here he is having
a super chill existential crisis
in front of some mirrors.
( panting ) I've become one, a vampire.
Oh, God.
Oh, God, where am I?
This is not-- he ad libs all this.
None of this is written.
"Oh, God, where am I?"
You can't write that kind of stuff.
You're in a bathroom, Nic Cage.
You can't write that.
You're not a vampire. You're a book agent.
It's like you tell him, "What's happening in this scene?
"You're becoming a vampire."
"Okay, I'm becoming a vampire!"
He just states what's happening.
That's the genius in his acting,
he lets the audience know
what's going on.
Tied up. Give us another one.
- Jungleman deodorant. - That's a deodorant.
♪ Jungleman deodorant ♪
♪ Put it under your arms ♪
♪ And you smell like a... ♪
♪ Twigs ♪
♪ Smell like a twigs ♪
Yep, deodorant.
- Jungleman. - Yeah.
Why would you wanna smell like a jungle?
'Cause it's fresh, man.
Jungles smell fresh.
Fresh and there's lots of life there. It's vibrant.
- Petrichor. - Yeah, exactly.
-
And we have it.
Oh, yeah, what is this one from?
- Get that. - Jungleman.
Can I-- can I have the top?
- Wait, hold on. - Doesn't smell like anything.
There's not a whole lot going on there.
Pull that off. It's natural.
- Doesn't smell. - Ooh.
Ooh, it's really, really subtle.
Jungleman's creepin'.
That means it doesn't work.
"All-natural deodorant by Jungleman Naturals.
No aluminum, parabens, or..."
...helpfulness. $8!
What I've learned is that you need aluminum and parabens in order for it to work.
Okay, guys, it's a tie, and it comes down to this.
Let's not say what we're guessing
so there's no cheating on trying to do the same thing...
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
- Arsenal. - Easily a movie.
I'm locked in.
It's kind of a stretch for that to be a deodorant.
I am locked in.
The question you have to ask yourself
is do you wanna smell like an arsenal?
No.
- It's a movie. -
because it's both.
It's both a deodorant and a Nic Cage movie.
It's a movie from 2017
where Cage plays a gangster
wearing Johnny Depp's Willy Wonka wig,
and there's the deodorant.
Here's the deodorant. Look at this.
It's got a pin that you pull like a freakin' grenade.
This is tasteful.
Yeah, I like that.
And here's the movie clip
where Nic Cage's character,
named Eddie King, punches a guy.
( grunts )
( shouts indistinctly )
Aah!
- Hold on. - What did he just say?
Hold on, hold on. You're telling me--
Is the character wearing a wig in this scene,
or is that what he looks like the whole movie?
He looks like that the whole movie, apparently.
How-- what in the world?
We gotta get him on this show.
You know, he's willing to do that?
For, like, science? Just to study him?
He can wear a wig like a champ.
I wonder if he'd let us dissect him.
Probably not.
He might let us touch him.
Okay, you guys have to split the prize.
- Rhett: Which is? - Here you go. You get this half.
Oh, it's another deodorant.
"Nooo Not The Bees, men's anti-perspirant."
Not the bees! Not the bees!
It's "The Wicker Man" inspired deodorant
by "Good Mythical Morning."
Oh, it smells like bees.
- Are there bees in there? -
Oh, there's a hidden message.
Look at that.
It's got-- it's got bees in it.
- Fake bees. - Fake bees in deodorant.
Congratulations to you, Link.
What? Congratulations to you, Rhett.
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