>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK.
FOLKS, YOU KNOW MY FIRST GUEST FROM HIS NINE SEASONS ON
"SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE."
AND STARTING MONDAY, HE STARS IN THE NEW CBS SITCOM
"ME, MYSELF & I."
PLEASE WELCOME BOBBY MOYNIHAN!
♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: VERY GRACEFUL.
THAT WAS A LITTLE GRACEFUL PIROUETTE.
>> SUCH A BEAUTIFUL THEATER, YOU FEEL LIKE YOU MUST SPIN INTO IT.
>> Stephen: IT'S REALLY NICE.
>> IT REALLY IS BEAUTIFUL.
>> Stephen: WELL, LISTEN, CONGRATULATIONS.
THIS PAST SUNDAY NIGHT, "IS THE NIGHT LIVE" WON FOR BEST SHOW.
CONGRATULATIONS.
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.
YEAH.
( APPLAUSE ).
>> Stephen: WE-- WE-- WE DID NOT.
BUT THAT'S COOL.
AND YOU WERE THERE FOR NINE SEASONS.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: AND THIS WAS YOUR LAST SEASON.
>> YEAH.
>> YOU LEFT.
>> I DID.
>> Stephen: IS IT HARD FOR YOU TO LEAVE?
>> STUPID.
IT WAS A DUMB MOVE, RIGHT?
>> Stephen: BUT YOU WERE IN THAT NOMINATED SEASON.
>> YEAH, THANK GOD.
THAT PAST YEAR WAS-- I WAS THERE NINE SEASONS AND THAT PAST
YEARs WAS -- >> Stephen: NOTHING LIKE IT.
>> A DIFFERENT BEAST, A WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL TIME.
PROUD TO BE A PART OF IT.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE LIKE, "OH, THERE'S A PURPOSE TO MY WORK."
>> YEAH, YEAH, I'M JUST GLAD I DIDN'T LOOK ANYTHING LIKE HIM OR
BALD AT IMPRESSIONS.
THANK GOD I DIDN'T HAVE TO DO IT.
SORRY, ALEC.
>> Stephen: NINE YEARS THERE.
THERE HAD TO HAVE BEEN SOME SKETCHES OR SOME CHARACTERS THAT
YOU BELIEVED IN, BUT THEY WERE LIKE, "WE'RE NEVER GOING TO DO
THAT."
>> MILLIONS, A BUNCH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
>> Stephen: IF YOU HAD YOUR DRUTHERS, "WE REALLY SHOULD HAVE
DONE THAT."
>> I THINK I TRIED AND FAILED ABOUT 10 TIMES TO GET ON THIS
CHARACTER NAMED BURL.
PIFS A 900-POUND MAN WHO HAD JUST-- WAS HAVING A PARTY
BECAUSE HE HAD JUST LOST 19 POUNDS.
( LAUGHTER ) AND HE WAS-- HE WAS FINALLY 900
POUNDS, SO HE WAS HAVING A PARTY.
>> Stephen: HE WAS 919 POUNDS AND LOST--
>> HE LOST THAT 19.
HE WAS AT HIS GOAL WEIGHT OF 900 POUNDS.
>> Stephen: AND WAS HE UPSET THAT NO ONE WAS CELEBRATING WITH
HIM?
>> WELL, NO, HE WAS MORE JUST CONTENT TO BE ALIVE.
IT WAS MORE THE PEOPLE AROUND HIM CELEBRATING.
I DON'T THINK I SAID A SINGLE WORD IN THE SKETCH.
I SAT THERE AND THAT WAS IT.
THAT'S WHY IT DIDN'T MAKE IT ON.
>> Stephen: NOW, YOU DID IMPROV BEFORE.
>> YEAH, I STILL DO.
>> Stephen: DID YOU GET NERVOUS WHEN YOU STARTED OFF?
WOULD YOU IMMEDIATELY WANT TO DO IT.
"I THINK I HAVE TO DO THIS BUT I'M TERRIFIED?"
>> NO, I THINK I WAS THE OPPOSITE.
I WAS LIKE, "LET'S DO IT."
UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE, ONE OF THE BEST PLACES IN THE WORLD TO
DO IMPROV COMEDY.
>> Stephen: EXTRAORDINARY.
>> YEAH.
AND SO MANY WONDERFUL, STUPID, SILLY PEOPLE THERE AND REALLY,
REALLY TALENTED PEOPLE.
NO, WE GOT UP THERE-- I WOULD GET NERVOUS AT TIMES.
THERE WERE A COUPLE OF MOMENTS.
I HAD A COUPLE OF INJURIES ON STAGE.
>> Stephen: OH, REALLY?
>> OH, YEAH.
I REMEMBER A SHOW, I WAS ON A TEAM CALLED "POLICE CHIEF
RUMBLE," AND THE SUGGESTION WAS DOLPHIN, AND ONE OF THE GIRLS IN
THE GROUP IMMEDIATELY JUMPED AND KICKED ME RIGHT IN THE GROIN.
WENT BACKSTAGE, THREW UP, AND THEN DID A LITTLE IMPROV.
>> Stephen: NOW YOU'VE GOT THE NEW SHOW ON CBS WHICH STARTS ON
MONDAY CALLED "ME, MYSELF & I."
>> YES.
>.>> Stephen: >> JULIA WHITE IS IN IT,
JOHNULAR KET.
>> BRIENG UNGER.
>> Stephen: ARE YOU ME, MYSELF, OR I?
WHICH ONE ARE YOU?
>> EXACTLY.
TUNE IN TO FIND OUT.
I THINK I'M PROBABLY MYSELF JUST BECAUSE I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF THE
AGES.
BUT -- >> Stephen: IT TAKES PLACE IN
'92?
>> 1991, I BELIEVE, AS A 14-YEAR-OLD.
I PLAY A GUY NAMED ALEX REILLY WHO IS AN INVENTOR AND IT'S KIND
OF A STORY OF THIS GUY'S WIFE.
YOU SEE HIM IN 1991, PLAYED BY JACK DILLON GRAZER, WHO WAS JUST
IN "IT."
I PLAY ALAN AT 45.
AND YOU KIND OF SEE HIS LOVE FOR INVENTING AND KIND OF HIS HOPE
AND HIS PASSION AND THEN WHEN HE'S 40, HIS LIFE IS NOT GOING
SO HOT.
HE'S LIVING IN HIS BEST FRIEND'S GARAGE.
HE'S A SINGLE DAD.
AND HE CAN'T THINK OF THAT INVENTION.
AND THEN WHEN YOU SEE HIM IN 2042, JOHN LAROQUET'S TIME LINE,
HE HAS INVENTED SOMETHING AMAZING.
WE DON'T KNOW YET BUT HE IS LIVING THE DREAM.
>> Stephen: WERE YOU UPSET WHEN THEY SAID, WE SEE YOU AS
THE LOSER ONE?" >> YEAH, YEAH.
>> Stephen: WE HAVE A CLIP HERE.
I THINK THIS IS YOU DEMONSTRATING ONE OF YOUR
INVENTIONS.
>> YES, THIS IS ME AND JULIA WHITE PITCH AGO I'M KIND OF OUT
OF IDEAS AND I'M SCRAMBLING AND THIS WAS AN IDEA I HAD AS A KID
AND DECIDED TO BRING IT OUT.
>> Stephen: "ME, MYSELF & I."
JIM.
>> THING IF OCCURS EVERY DAY IN JAPANESE RESTAURANTS ACROSS
AMERICA.
MMM!
THIS SUSHI LOOKS SO GOOD.
OH, NO!
I ACCIDENTALLY DROPPED ANOTHER PIECE OF EXTENSIVE SUSHI ON TO
THE FLOOR.
BUT THAT IS A THING OF THE PAST, THANKS TO... THE SWITCH FORK.
YUM!
ARIGATO, SWITCH FORK!
MMM!
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
>> THANK YOU.
I WOULD USE THAT.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE FROM THE NEW YORK AREA ORIGINALLY, RIGHT?
>> I GREW UP IN WESTCHESTER, IN EAST CHESTER, YEAH.
EASTCHESTER PEOPLE.
>> Stephen: YOU WERE IN NEW YORK FOR NINE YEARS FOR
"S.N.L.."
YOU HAD TO MOVE TO L.A. FOR THIS.
>> I DID.
I JUST MOVED.
>> Stephen: WHAT IS L.A. BOBBY LIKE?
>> OH, MAN, SO COOL.
>> Stephen: IS IT?
>> DID THAT SEEM COOL.
>> Stephen: COOLER THAN I AM.
>> DRINKING MY MELLOW YELLOW.
THAT'S COOL, RIGHT?
>> Stephen: PEOPLE STILL DRING THAT, AND GREEN GODDESS
DRESSING.
LIKE, WHAT DO YOU MIS?
YOU HAVE TO MISS SOMETHING FROM NEW YORK.
>> I DO, I MIS-- L.A. THERE'S NO-- IT'S ALL REALLY HEALTHY.
IT'S ALL REALLY HEALTHY FOOD, EVEN THOUGHY LOOK LIKE THE
PICTURE OF HEALTH, I'M NOT.
BUT I REALLY MISS BREAKFAST SANDWICHES IN THE MORNING.
TRECIAL GREASE -- >> Stephen: BACON EGG AND
CHEESE.
>> I'M A SAUSAGE, EGG AND CHEESE MAN.
ARE YOU SAUSAGE.
>> Stephen: YOU CAN'T GET THAT?
IT'S ALL BURRITOS.
>> YOU CAN BUT IT'S CHICKEN AND TURKEY SAUSAGE AND WHOLE GRAIN--
JUST GIVE ME AN EVERYTHING BAGEL TOASTED.
>> Stephen: I'M FROM NEW YORK.
I HAVE A DEATH WISH.
>> I WANT TO DIE TODAY.
>> Stephen: WELL, PLEASE DON'T.
>> I WON'T, I PROMISE.
>> Stephen: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE.
"ME, MYSELF & I" PREMIERES MONDAY AT 9:30 ON CBS.
BOBBY MOYNIHAN, EVERYBODY.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH TATIANA MASLANY.