If you travel to a new country, you're pretty much
guaranteed to Stumble Upon some things that you've never seen before.
But, if you travel to an Asian country, you're gonna stumble upon
some of the most rawesome and coolest treasures you've ever seen in your entire life.
So, every Wednesday from now on we're gonna present to you one of these
awesome and cool things that we've found and we're gonna call it
THE WONDERFUL TREASURE FIND OF THE WEEK WEEK WEEK!
[music]
So the first thing I wanna show you is what I think looks like
some kind of a terrible torture device.
And at first I thought it was some kind of shoulder massager or something like that
It's totally not. This is to make your nose thinner and longer.
Foreign style, apparently. Now, I'm gonna try it,
but it looks really awful and painful.
Should I start here? [no, you've gotta go the other way]
This way? [no, it doesn't go up your nostrils]
This and pull down. [Nonono, you've gotta point it at your face]
I've got it! I've got it! OWWWWW!
I can see your nose getting bigger and...oh my!
I'm pretty sure that you've gotta do it this way,
push it into your nose.
No! no wait! [it doesn't look very good, though]
It doesn't, though, because there's a bumpy side and a smooth side,
so this is probably for more vigorous nose...massage action?
Oh boy! [I don't know!]
Oh wait! There's another setting! It's the painful setting.
Is that the tighter one? Ok, let's see.
HOLY CRAP! THREE DIFFERENT SETTINGS!
Normal nose, and extra long pancake nose!
What happened to your nose?
Oh my God, am I beautiful now? [I blame you]
Can we make it even harder?
I think that's what she said...let's move on! [Oh boy!]
The next thing we're gonna present to you, this is a real gem,
This is the Jiahe Nose Up. I'm gonna read it to you,
In order to make your little nose clearer, more beautiful,
and full of happiness! This product is necessary for your nose,
You see, because I've suffered from the problem that
my nose is full of sadness, and I'm really glad that I came to a country
that provides products that can make my nose, happy!
Oh, it's got a cartoon picture of, things to do with it.
The cartoon is awesome [oh my God!]
Ok, we'll read this to you guys and show you the cartoon.
When and were did you use jiahe?
Idle talk! It's not the first time for me to drive!
When driving. The same as you!
too, when watching TV at home. Err, err!
too, when taking a nap after lunch or go to sleep at night.
My God. Totally amazing. This is totally rawesome!
Ok, so this is plastic surgery for two dollars.
That's right. If you're broke, but you want a beautiful nose,
then this is what you've gotta do.
Ok, looks like a demon bunny.
My God! This is really powerful.
Ok, put it on your nose. Clamp it on.
I want you to have a beautiful nose.
It actually doesn't fit on my nose. Oh boy.
So, they say that you can do this when driving,
but I think that'd be a really bad idea.
What I wanna know is why they call it stink proof,
it's maybe because you can't smell through your nose anymore.
That's a pretty good point.
And I can't breathe in any germs. This is awful!
Uhh, ground control, ground control,
this is B1340, uhh, Martina/Spudgy airplane,
requesting permission to land.
REQUEST DENIED!
I can't speak properly. Is that painful?
You look so much better than before!
You know, my nose is so huge that it doesn't even cover my nostrils!
I've got a big European Man Nose!
Oh boy! There you go! No, nothing.
Now, the comment that I want to say about this is that
it seems to me that a lot of my Korean students
have some kind of complex that they have flat noses
which I do not think is the case
I think they have great noses. They're adorable,
they have bridges to their nose. They may not have Simon's bridge,
which is like three people's bridges
IT'S A MAN BRIDGE!
Anyways, but they have bridges, but they think that they don't,
so they need to stop having plastic surgery cuz
you're beautiful the way you are, and stop using the jiahe.
Let me tell you something: I don't think it works.
I don't think so either!
[gong!]
Do you want a jiahe Nose Up? Well, now you can,
at the end of every month, we're gonna have a contest giveaway,
in which we make a care package full of all the WTFs
we had for that month, so stay tuned and hopefully,
you too can have a jiahe Nose Up,
and lots of other cool things that we find here in Korea.