where am i hey those guys are backwards
now get away from her
welcome to watch mojo and today we're
counting down our picks for the top 10
drunk peter griffin moments
we did it brian
for this list we'll be looking at the
most entertaining scenes driven by the
inebriated antics of the griffin
family's patriarch
minor plot reveals are discussed so
consider this your spoiler alert which
boozy bit cracks you up the most
drop your take in the comments below now
on to some peter griffin drinking
shenanigans
number 10 peter has one too many on
thanksgiving
has your dad ever ruined the holidays
after having one too many
if you're chris griffin the answer is a
hilarious
yes what's your favorite preparation of
a tomato
is it sun-dyed tomato when a friend's
son mysteriously returns from iraq on
turkey day
peter shows he supports the troops sort
of
with some of the show's best anti-war
humor kevin you know i put a yellow
ribbon on my car for you guys
and and a little thing that says i
support the troops cause there's nothing
i wouldn't do for you guys
but i don't have any change on me right
now after that the very inebriated big
guy proceeds to epically ruin a friendly
game of touch football with more cringy
but true humor okay so here's the game
i'm i'm drunk and i'm gonna throw the
football too hard at my kids
oh dad do we have to don't cry
he not only pegs chris with a football
multiple times while bystanders
awkwardly watch but teases the poor kid
to boot
maybe it's time to ease off huh what are
you talking about lois dad's getting
drunk on thanksgiving is a holiday
tradition
the bad dad defends his behavior with
the sardonic cutaway appealing to the
worst kind of tradition
an unbroken chain of intergenerational
violence stretching back to when hats
had belts that's it the belt is coming
off
number nine peter becomes the brewery
mascot
when this sitcom dad first saw inside
pawtucket brewery
it was a world of pure inebriation
you'll be
tanked like the whole irish nation
things continue that way while he worked
for the beer maker
that is until his boss angela voiced by
the late great carrie fisher
died we're gonna put a flag on you and
wherever you go people will know
that's where they put their recyclables
please don't just throw them over his
new
dual bosses seem to have it in for peter
before hearing him drinking on the job
and john what are you doing playing a
game on my phone and having a beer
and god willing going to the bathroom
instead of getting canned peter becomes
the brewery's mascot i mean
[Music]
no we did it seeing him shoot a
commercial on a less than luxurious new
england beach
and suffer through other absurd travails
while guzzling his favorite beer
is pure comedy gold want to call it with
that drummond
anyway do you have to water your house
cause i would think that
you know what let's just forget the
conversation and just pose for the
picture alas
the fun and carbs come to an end when
peter learns it's a dog-eat-dog world
in the mascot game let's hear more from
the dog
number eight peter's first day when the
griffin family's breadwinner needs a job
he takes the old adage of doing what you
love a little too seriously
turns out there's a job opening at the
pawtucket brewery after just one visit
to the unemployment office
peter scores the perfect gig working for
his favorite brewery
even better his new employer gives
workers free beer
we just ask that you don't drink during
your shift that won't be a problem sir
like a fat fox in a henhouse
our lovable lush manages to screw up his
new career
before even getting his id badge mr
griffin
since you can't control your drinking
you've been demoted to the shipping
department oh come on
this is your new supervisor angela the
speed at which the big guy gets hammered
and nude is comically absurd
but it's the realness of his drunken
outburst that causes us to
sneeze schnapps all over the tv
originally aired in 2005
this bit still stands up which is more
than we can say for drunk old pete
dad what the hell are you doing uh yeah
hey buddy
uh i have a triple cheeseburger and a
large fries
and uh you sell pants number seven
peter's piano performance this time
petey
isn't solely to blame for his boozed-up
shenanigans
peter that's incredible i don't
understand how
you like the idiot from shine instead
his wife's desire to upstage her rival
at a piano competition
ironically leads lois to become the big
guy's biggest enabler
it turns out he's a regular amadeus when
under the influence
i think we found his muse oh my god you
can only play the piano when you're
drunk
well maybe that's slightly overselling
it as is repertoire consisoli of
television theme songs
nonetheless his staccato performances
are pretty impressive
so lois feeds him drinks to maintain his
buzzed flow state
oh lois i'm losing my buzz i need more
talent juice
by showtime peter is so inebriated that
he can't find the piano
nonetheless after a loud belch and a
little assist he plays one heck of a
lick
many simple yet effective site gags help
set the scene apart
as does lois's role reversal number six
peter and his friends give meg a ride
the guy's drinking session is cut
short when lois asked the p man to pick
up his daughter from the skating rink
we'll just move the party to the skating
rink who's sober enough to drive
this annoys the middle-aged men who seem
particularly sloshed and rambunctious
dad where have you been i've been
waiting for over an hour
grab some wood there bub daddy and his
friends have been drinking when griffin
and the gang
finally arrive they're an hour late and
proceed to ignore
mag while causing more trouble than a
pack of drunk teens
after that the scene culminates in a
roller disco dance number for the ages
the fat man may not win that of the year
and probably should have his license
revoked
but he sure can boogie this sequence is
comedically right because it's so wrong
on every other level that was awesome oh
my god that was completely
by accident packed with killer cutaways
crude jokes and some fly
animated choreography this bender is a
definite winner
number five peter and joe trade cars
seeing quahog's biggest wino trade quips
and vehicles with his buddies may not be
squad goals but it sure does split our
sides
after all real friends tell you when
you're being a douche
case in point quagmire shows up inside a
bar with sunglasses on
hey guys no no no no no no no no no no
no not allowed do it
peter and his cop buddy joe have none of
it in a genuine yet
jocular moment after hilariously
deflecting quagmire's written call for
help the big guy and joe trade keys
completely failing to grasp the concept
of a designated driver
okay joe joe you're drunk okay you're
drunk give me your keys
and and i'm drunk so i'll give you my
keys
okay now we're both good to drive home
simultaneously
risque and dumb part of the ride charm
is thinking of how much it probably
infuriates the mothers against drunk
driving crowd
watching mr griffin play cop is a
cathartic gag
that never gets old you've been drinking
tonight sir
i know officer i set a glass of dinner
with my wine
okay i'm gonna need you to step out of
the car and walk a straight line please
all right you be safe sir there's a lot
of crazies out there tonight number four
peter damages company property we've
seen papa griffin buzzed and trashed but
never
quite so ripped in an episode featuring
three shorts inspired by popular
directors
the best is saved for last fight with so
many quick shots and close-ups you can't
tell what's going on
the final chapter combines the
excitement and incoherence of a michael
bay film
and the drunken annex of our favorite
family man well he may have traded his
dad bod for a chiseled physique
his love of alcohol and trouble are
strong as ever
the search is underway for a man strong
enough to throw a cake with enough force
to save the seven wonders of the world
the short opens with our muscled main
character tossing kegs onto his back
until he punches one open and chugs it
[Music]
this leads to his now sexy boss firing
him
though not before they french it makes
about as much sense as a transformer
sequel but
it sure does make us laugh too number 3
peter bonds with meg of all this surly
sire's questionable parenting moments
his talk with mag about the dangers of
alcohol is one of the most memorable
i'm starting to sober up so i'm gonna
need one to keep an even playing field
all right but it stays between us it may
sound like buzzkill but peter's constant
stream of non-sequiturs and cookie
cutaways
keep things lighter than a diet white
claw
[Music]
besides the fatherly talking to nearly
instantly devolves into an
intergenerational drinking contest
[Music]
they parody jaws and raiders of the lost
ark while eddie murphy's song party all
the time
proves it's still an insidious earworm
beer bongs instant fails in vegas and a
minor act of piracy
add to the whimsical fun of this booze
fueled romp
most of all we love the vicarious thrill
of watching this griffin family duo
break all the rules number two mr boos
song
hey i already seen this movie let's talk
let's talk about other movies we've seen
that's an excellent idea
many family guy episodes feature the
titular characters
love the sauce but none do it with quite
as much musical flair as this one
where am i hey those guys are backwards
now get away from it
it opens on peter and his dog brian
drinking while obnoxiously talking in a
movie theater
leading them to be forced to attend a.a
somewhere in quahog there's a kid not
being picked up from baseball practice
and it's all thanks to us
rather than learning the big man
corrupts the group turning it into
a secret speakeasy naturally the noise
attracts cops
you will wind up wearing teddy shoes if
you mess with
mr boos ever resourceful the drinkers
disguise their scheme with one of the
show's catchiest musical numbers
perioding robin and the seven hoods when
peter dies while driving home drunk
death gives him one more chance after
showing him the dangers of alcoholism
and sobriety
here we are well everything looks fine
all right family line up for cigar burns
still
nothing tops the humor and
unforgeability of the toe tapping
mr boos that's a shame who's to blame
for glory
his name before we unveil our top pick
here are a few other honorable mentions
of peter getting a little too drinky
joe's hair gets caught on fire to the
clown
yo you what your hair looks stupid
peter gets his license picture taken
well see i got drunk and then got my
picture taken so that way when i get
pulled over for drunk driving i look the
same as on my license
you know and then the copper the copper
will say oh you're fine you're not drunk
this is you normal i can tell by the
picture
peter at a baseball game now to have the
only exciting thing in the game happen
as soon as i turn my back
[Applause]
rich peter buys around hey horace
another round for everybody
gosh peter you're really being generous
with your money hey what's the point of
being rich if you can't share it with
your pals huh
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number one peter competes in a drinking
contest with his real father
peter have you been drinking family guy
is at its best when it's the worst and
this episode
is exhibit number one
grandpa oh my god is he breathing
somebody call an ambulance
after accidentally committing patricide
peter discovers his real dad lives in
ireland
unlike his judgmental teetotaling step
parent the big guy's biological father
turns out to be the town drunk
top of the morning ladies let me cut you
an irish rose
while our rotund protagonist normally
barrels over anything
mickey mcfinnigan proves nearly his
equal in bad parenting
and drinking why
seeing peter finally meet his match is
satisfying but it also means the humor
flows from the plot and characters
rather than cutaways hennessey tennessee
morris and shaughnessy rion and rooney
they'll tell you the same
when the two finally face off the jokes
really feel earned
packed with offensive stereotypes and
culminating with a musical bar
fight it's easy to see why this scene is
peak peter
oh the irish lads are all in firm in our
boots in fact it's like a germ cause
we're all the spot of a pickled sperm
and we don't tan well either from a
drunken irish dad
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