We're going out and grabbing a drink after this, right?
I have somewhere to be.
(laughter)
- And introduce yourselves.
To each other?
- Yes, you're blindfolded.
Hey, my name's Aaron.
(laughter)
I don't know if we should shake hands really.
Give it a try.
Nice to meet you. (laughing)
- I want you to smell each other.
Smell each other?
Yeah.
I can't, I can't smell you.
Hmm.
No I can, you actually smell really nice.
You just smell like...
Abercrombie and Fitch Fierce?
I was about to say Abercrombie. (laughs)
No way, no.
I teach yoga.
Yoga? Awesome.
Yeah.
I don't like yoga.
- Are you guys here to find love?
You know what?
Maybe, you know.
I live my life in fear of love, so I hope not.
I don't know, I'm more of kind of a romcom guy,
so always looking for love,
but just trying not to jump in too fast.
- Three, two, one, go.
(laughing)
Oh hey.
Hi.
I will allow you to go first.
Such a gentleman.
Oh my god, it's amazing.
When was the last time that you masturbated?
(laughing)
Cutting right to the chase.
This morning.
I am my own best friend.
(laughing)
Girls probably masturbate just as much as guys, right?
Well I asked you first.
Okay, last night.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, when was the last time you masturbated?
Oh, like 20 minutes ago, what do you mean?
They have a bathroom right over there.
How many sexual partners have you had?
Oh that was easy.
Cheers.
To secrets.
Yep.
What is my least attractive feature?
Yours?
Mm-Hmm.
I've cultivated a few, so...
Your shirt.
(laughing)
Really?
There's bows on it.
Those are flowers.
Your hair, buddy, I just...
Ugh, really?
You know how much Aqua Net is in this shit right now?
I know.
Can you read the last three texts from your ex right now?
(laughing)
What is it you're doing tonight?
It better be me. (laughs)
Finish this line: my favorite genre of porn is...
It's something, okay just pour it up.
You want a shot?
Yeah.
Asian girls.
See, I'm all about ebony, you know?
That's me.
I shouldn't even be answering the question.
Group, that's like the best.
Oh, group?
Yeah you have like someone sucking a dick,
someone jerking off, someone getting fucked,
someone fucking, it's just like woo!
What sound do you make when you are having sex?
Can you make it?
Like a yell, no.
Aw yeah, you know, like aw yeah.
I don't know, sometimes I like styling it up like yee-ir.
You're gonna have to just wait for that one.
Wow.
What is your type, am I your type?
I don't think I have a type.
I just like babes and you're a babe.
Hey, so do you wanna smoke a joint?
Yeah, let's smoke a joint.
Yes.
Finish this line: I lost my virginity to blank.
My boss.
Woo!
That got real real fast.
(laughing and coughing)
Details?
College.
I remember the Beastie Boys were playing for me.
We were watching Planet Earth.
A girlfriend of mine in a graveyard.
Which one of us do you think is more attractive?
Me.
(laughing)
That's kind of a weird question.
Hillary or Trump?
Trump.
Really?
I'd honestly choose Trump,
but that's just because of his political standby.
Right now if I was in the room with these two people...
Would you grab em by the pussy?
Oh this question.
Okay, it's your time. That's the part.
I didn't see, Jesus Christ.
(laughter)
Oh my god.
Sit on my lap and stare into my eyes intimately
for a full minute or take a shot.
- Don't break eye contact.
You look like a baby.
A hot baby?
Like a very tall baby. (laughing)
Like a tall baby? (laughing)
Intimately, like not laugh?
Composure, yeah.
Okay.
(laughing)
I mean, I'm surprised I don't know you.
I was actually thinking that.
I was like, man how are they gonna do a blind date
in the gay community?
That's...
(laughing)
True.
(laughing)
Can you show me your Tinder, Grindr,
Bumble profile right now?
I don't know what the hell Bumble is.
That must be for straight people.
I've had sex with him.
Oh!
Oh my gosh, you are poppin' on Grindr.
You have 99+ messages.
Oh!
(laughing)
Damn, daddy!
(glass shattering)
Holy shit.
(laughing)
I dare you to kiss me on the lips or take a shot.
I'll go for that.
I'll take it.
(kissing)
She's not into that.
I don't kiss on the first date either.
I dare you to kiss me on the lips or take a shot.
(laughter)
Oh we know what's gonna happen.
(laughing)
Oh wait no, I have to kiss you?
You really?
All right, here we go.
(laughing)
That was amazing.
- Would you guys see each other?
I think yes.
What time is it?
I don't have to be anywhere till 8:30.
Let's go get pizza.
Yeah, let's go get some pizza, I really would like that.
Okay, cool.