would you rather sleep with the beast
from Beauty and the Beast or Chewbacca
Oh Chewbacca
I've never seen any of them so
I know it's set in outer space
oh there's Princess Leia with the buns and
she's like every nerdy guys sexual fantasy
I know obviously lightsabers
there's a green guy called Yoda and he
like talks like backwards and stuff
I mean I hope I'll enjoy it I don't know I have to see like
This is the best part of the movie already yeah probably
okay open mind paddy let's go
so they're on a spaceship are they yeah all right
I think so Leia: when they hear you protect a diplomatic -
Darth Vader: Don't act so surprised, your highness
Why does he need a mask when she.. she
obviously, she's not wearing a mask so
it's not like for oxygen or something he should just take it off
Maybe he's just insecure
C3PO: wake up
I'm just gonna put it out there I don't like the
way that gold guy treats r2d2
I think it's bang out of order actually
I'm trying really hard to understand
what's going on... yeah I'm lost
Luke: I was going into Tosche station to pick up
some power converters
He's hot Do you think so? Oh my god yes
He's a bit like Justin Bieber
Luke: If these new droids do work out I want to
transmit my application to the Academy this year
Luke needs to stop being a little bitch
and get on with it Nick wants to go
Luke wants to go to college or something does he, and they won't let him?
I'd say he wants to go to, like,
spaceships school or something
OK no need for that lads... Poor Luke's getting his arse handed to him
Darth Vader, sit down! why is everyone else... I hate that, yeah
Commander: We didn't yet find the rebels hidden fort
OH! Oh! What the - what are you doing Darth Vader?
Ah did his uncle die, did he?
I hope so, he's a prick Ah no! See ya, uncle Larry!
I like this party that they're at
do you reckon if we all move to another
planet in like, a thousand years that we
would like, coexist with other beings?
Yeah but, better graphics like
Obi Wan: Remember, a Jedi can feel the force
flowing through him
seems like a bit of a cult doesn't it, this whole force
You know... I wouldn't be happy if my child
was into that now.
Oh shit this is Darth Vader's gaff (house)!
uh-oh! uh-oh! Darth Vader: She may yet be of some use
He's a cheeky smart f*cker isn't he?
He thinks he knows everything
Shut up Vader! Luke: I'm Luke Skywalker I'm here to rescue you
If they don't get it on I'm going to be disappointed
I think Harrison Ford wants
to get it on with her
Actually it's getting good now in fairness, in fairness, it is
Just took a whole hour and 17 minutes
Leia: Put that thing away you're going to
get us all killed
They're after working their arses off to save her and now they have
and now she's giving out... leave it out, like.
it's like Jumanji a bit, isn't it?
The Loch Ness monster
Jumanji is a great film Brilliant!
Much better than this
Oh she just kissed him! Oh! Oh I told you!
You were saying Han Solo i was like, no
Iknew Skywalker's getting in there
C3PO: Where could they be? C-3po needs to f*ck off, I'm sorry for cursing
Oh! Oh! Oh shit's going down!
It's like he has an erection
I know! Delighted to see you
OH! Oh no! NO! How did he disappear?
That's what I said How did he just disappear?
Luke: Can't believe he's gone!
Now he's just somebody that we use to Kenobi
Man: Then man your ships and may the Force be with you
Every time I hear 'may the force be with you'
it reminds me of the end of mass
May the Force be you... And also with you
C3PO: Hang on R2, you've got to come back Oh they are so gay for each other
They are so in love
They're going into him now they're going to bomb his spaceship!
Oh no oh no! Brown bread. (Dead)
don't like this I don't like all this pew pew pew pew
Another one bites the dust this lad's next
Oh some thing's happening, something's happening
they defeated them then? He's not dead?
The Jedis defeated the Battlestar
look at Luke Skywalker's outfit
he looks ridiculous
Fair play to them they won the award for saving the galaxy
The first half an hour I was like what is this, like
Yeah. The graphics were fine
considering it was the 80s
R2D2 and c-3po have a little thing going on
that's why he's so condescending to him
because it's like a little love hate relationship
There was no way that needed to be two hours long
2 hours 24 seconds... no need for that!
At least we gave it a go and we actually sat down and watched it Exactly
Although if it wasn't for Facts I probably would have never watched
it in my life