- Sometimes you gotta do your makeup on a time crunch.
- But what if you only have a couple seconds
to get a full face?
- Will our faces turn into big Picasso messes?
- It's Ladylike, and we're doing beauty roulette,
makeup speed run edition.
(all cheer)
- What are we doing exactly?
- We're gonna have a set number of seconds
to do a full face of makeup depending
on what you spin on the wheel.
For each product you successfully put on your face,
you get two points.
If the product actually looks good once you apply it,
you get an additional point.
You will not be rewarded for just doing your foundation
really well in 30 seconds.
- I want 100 seconds, baby.
It's my turn to win.
- No cheating, there's no cheating in beauty roulette.
(all speak)
- [Kristen] 45 seconds.
- Oh.
- Are you serious?
All the good stuff is gone,
so I'm just gonna spin that wheel.
I'm not mad, 75 seconds.
- 60 seconds, that sucks but I deserve it.
- It's the second to least?
- I don't know if you need that.
Looks like Queen Devin is back again, bitches.
- Kristen told me that if I contour,
each step of the contour counts as two points.
- [Kristen] Yeah, but I'm taking that back now.
Contour counts as two points,
and if you do it well, it's three.
- Chantelle has the worst one this time.
- Here's the thing, I'm still gonna fuck it up,
so not that good.
- That's not true.
- It's not true.
- [Kristen] I will allow everyone
to lay out their makeup beforehand.
- Thanks.
- I do have everything pretty organized in this case.
- I feel like I'm watching you prepare for the SATs.
Where is everything I own?
Freddie, how long does it usually
take you to do your makeup?
- 35 minutes.
- Normally, it takes me 20 minutes to do a full face.
- I can do it in 15.
- It's about 20 minutes 'cause eye makeup
for me takes a long time.
So I'm just gonna not do that.
- Because the product placement
are more points than how good it looks,
I'm just gonna put a bunch of shit on my face.
- I'm gonna take my rings off
so I can get full dexterity.
- I always put my mascara between my legs to warm it up.
It goes on better when it's warm.
- [Kristen] Didn't know the power of your crotch.
- Oh, she's powerful, Kristen.
- My strategy here is just to do a lot of highlight
'cause if you're just glowing, no one cares.
- [Kristen] Are you a nervous lady?
- I'm a nervous lady, I just wanna win.
You know I like to win.
- I don't get a point for brushing my brows, do I?
- [Kristen] No, you don't.
- Okay.
- [Kristen] Wait, what are you doing?
- Getting ready.
- [Kristen] No.
- My primer's laid out.
- You know what, fine.
Freddie had primer on her hands, so.
- Put me in your wallet because I'm petty cash.
- Dead to me.
- Nope, don't know a thing.
- Does anyone have an eyeshadow brush?
No, don't throw it to me, I don't want it to hit the ground
'cause I'm a germaphobe.
- [Kristen] On your mark, get set, go.
- Pretending your alarm is going off
and you slept through it
and you have five minutes to get to work.
- [Kristen] You're 15 seconds down.
- Oh my gosh.
- [Kristen] 10 seconds down.
- Highlight, we highlight.
- [Kristen] 15 down.
- Swipe, swipe.
- [Kristen] 20 seconds down.
- 20 seconds down, got it.
Don't need that anymore.
- [Kristen] I feel like you get an advantage
'cause you have naturally beautiful skin anyway.
- Thank you Kristen, don't try to butter me up now.
- Get, my hands are so slippery.
Why'd I start with primer?
- We blush, we highlight the brow.
- [Kristen] You're over halfway done.
- Shut up.
- Let's do this.
- [Kristen] Doing pretty good.
- Thanks, Mom.
- [Kristen] Pretty leisurely.
- Not leisurely, I'm doing this with precision.
- [Kristen] Okay, you're halfway done.
- That means I'm 50 seconds in.
- Oh no, my hands are slippery from the primer.
- 30 seconds left.
How many seconds do I got left?
- I have 30 seconds, are you kidding me?
Okay, fuck.
- All right, I'm just gonna do a lip then.
Oh, cute little lip, mm-hmm.
- You have 30 seconds left.
Mascara.
Okay, I know how to count seconds.
- And here's a little bit of liner, great, oh my god--
- [Kristen] 15 seconds.
- I love it so much.
- [Kristen] Freddie, you got 15 seconds.
- No I don't.
- Yes you do.
(makes beeping noises)
- Okay.
- [Kristen] Less than 10 seconds.
- What, how many products do I have?
- [Kristen] And five seconds left.
- [Kristen] Freddie, you got five seconds.
- No I don't.
- Okay, bronzer.
- No, I can't get it open.
- I did my brows, I'm doing my brows.
- [Kristen] Three, two, one.
- I put bronzer under my eye, what was I thinking?
- [Kristen] And you're done, you're done.
And down, nope, no, no (laughs).
There's literally four people watching you.
Why'd you think you were gonna get away with that?
- Are you happy now, Kristen?
- Shut up, Fred.
- Wow, you can totally see it, well,
I was doing so well, too.
I flew too close to the sun, you guys.
- [Kristen] So how do you think you did?
- I had 45 seconds.
I don't know what I'm supposed to say.
- We got many things on.
Foundation, primer, mascara, eyeliner, eyebrow pencil,
lipstick, bronzer, this sucks.
Your one cheek, no, Fred, no, stop.
Such a cheater.
- I see the highlight.
Foundation, highlight, blush, oh dammit,
I forgot about this.
Should've put that on instead of the brows.
- I think I got a lot of products on my face.
And all of it looks excellent.
- Then I got some eyebrow gel on there.
Got some mascara on there,
and did some eyeliner and did some primer.
Preparation is key.
- This counts as three different products.
- [Kristen] No it doesn't.
- Yes it does, 'cause it's a bronzer,
it's highlighter, and it's a powder.
- [Kristen] Did you put them all on?
- Yeah I did.
- [Kristen] Okay, no, Freddie (laughs).
- I'm just stressed.
- No, you're, stop.
- So I did eyeshadow, eyeliner.
(Kristen laughs)
- You did not do those things.
I think I'm gonna do great compared to everyone else.
Maybe Jen will give me pity points
for applying some of the things well.
- Thank you, Oliver.
No, what are you, are you kidding me?
Bad Devin, you're gonna go in the crate.
Okay, time for judging. (all cheer)
And to judge us today, we have
our special celebrity guest judge,
Jen. - Jen.
- Oh my god, hi.
Oh shit.
It's so nice to meet you guys.
So great to finally be in an episode of Ladylike.
- So look at my face, what do you think?
- Doesn't look bad.
It's the end of the day makeup.
You went through your day, and you're like,
I'm coming home, but if I went to a bar,
the lighting's dim.
- I put on eight products.
- Eight times two is 16, yeah, why'd you give me the math?
You've seen the Girl Scouts video.
12 plus 10 plus 5.
22 plus 5--
The bronzer needs a little bit more blending.
Lips look good, the highlighter looks good,
mascara looks good, so three things look good.
21 out of 24.
Kristen.
- Primer, foundation. - Did you do foundation?
Take off your glasses, show me your eyes.
- Ooh. - Wow.
- I call this look me in high school.
You had a possibility for 21 points.
The primer-- - Is good.
- [Jen] Is good.
- It's applied.
- The mascara is also good.
So two things were good.
16 points, okay.
- Hey girl.
- [Jen] Look at Freddie.
- Fred's not gonna say the items she threw
on her face after the time--
- Fred. - I got eight.
- No you did not. - Fred.
- Freddie got five.
- Why would you cheat, Fred?
- I didn't cheat.
- You're sticking to this story?
- I have never seen this side of Fred before.
- I saw it in our first beauty roulette that we did.
- [Kristen] You are a cheater.
- I got eight things, I did-- - Freddie got five things.
- I did primer-- - lies.
- I did deception. - Foundation,
contour, - I did cheating.
- Blush, powder, eyeliner, eyeshadow.
- Those last two absolutely not.
- Straight up fake news.
- I don't need this. (record scratches)
I don't need this from you all.
- I like the games when we get to leave them.
- [Devin] Just throwing the phone.
- Fred's gonna go WWE and find those folding chairs
to hit everything with.
- [Devin] So now to Chantelle.
- All right, do you wanna be a judge now
since you quit?
Come here, come here on this team.
Now Freddie and I are both judges.
Tell me about your face.
- I did primer, foundation, - She sure did.
- Highlight, blush, eyeliner, mascara, brows.
- Foundation was good, blush is good.
I think the mascara is good.
I would argue the eyeliner is not that present.
What do we think about the brows, Freddie?
- [Freddie] I think the brows look good.
- I had the least amount of time over everyone.
- Oh, she had the least amount of time over everyone.
- Okay miss I had more than double.
- I would say, I love being with you guys
and just knowing that my makeup looks the nicest for once.
- I didn't get points for my primer like Kristen did.
- Kristen needed the primer points.
- I quit this game, then.
- Kristen, you wanna be a judge, get over here.
- Get judging now.
- We're judging, all right, so between
Devin and Chantelle, ladies.
- Who wins?
- Can we just both win?
- Actually, it is Devin.
- She had the most time, so really what the lesson is
is when you have an advantage, you're gonna come out on top.
Chantelle, you wanna be a judge?
Come here, you're judging now.
- Everyone's judging Devin.
I wanna be a judge now too.
- We're all judges. - We're all judges.
- We all win.
- We all win. - We all win.
- Beauty roulette, makeup speed run edition.
- [All] Lady tested, lady--
- Everybody wins. - We win.
- We all win.
- Devin won.
Look at our beautiful bodies.
Look at our bodies.
- [Freddie] Look at them.
- [Jen] Look at our bodies.
I would never kiss a fish.
- [Kristen] All right, good job.