Recently, tWitch, and Andy, and I
went to one of our favorite places, Miraval.
It's a global leader in wellness resorts and spas,
dedicated to helping guests live with life in balance
through mindfulness.
And they have three locations, Arizona,
Texas, Massachusetts, right?
Yeah, that's right.
That's right.
They nurture guests journeys through immersive of well being
experiences, healthful cuisine, and an innovative spa services.
And we learned a lot about ourselves, right Andy?
Sure did, Ellen.
All right, here's what happened.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Hey, everybody.
We're here at the beautiful Miraval Resort and Spa.
I have been here many times with my wife Portia.
We love it here.
And since I've been here with my wife, I decided this time,
I would bring my two work husbands.
I've been here to actually with my wife.
Do you know your line?
I have suppose to have a line?
Yes.
What?
Amazing activities.
We're going to show you some of the amazing--
[LAUGHS]
We're going to show you some amazing--
[LAUGHS]
We're going to show you some of the amazing activities they
have here.
Yeah, it's an incredible spot here in Tucson, Arizona.
It's beautiful.
And you know, they don't have kids
here so it's nice and quiet.
Amen, sister.
[GONG SOUND]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Right now, we're going to go to the Agave Yoga Center.
The beautiful thing is it's all inclusive,
and you can have anything you want here.
The plant, I found a plant.
You can have that.
Nice piece.
Thank you.
OK.
Do you some water?
This is what you're supposed to drink out of before you go in.
For real?
Yeah.
[LAUGHTER]
A little desert-y.
Oh wow, that has a flavor to it.
Thank you so much.
Hi, how are you?
Hi, welcome to the floating meditation.
That's what you're supposed to do when you come in.
So these are silks.
Gather up a good handful.
Good handful.
Put one but chicken then the other.
OK, Go for it.
Then from here, you're going to take your arms out wide.
You can lock this straight back into it,
and then you're going to take your legs in.
tWitch, you got that right?
Yeah, I got it.
I got it.
OK.
Can I see, tWitch?
Show me.
Then take your arms out wide.
tWitch, push your arms out wide.
Just take them out wind and lie straight back into it.
[LAUGHTER]
This is actually really nice.
Yeah.
I'm going to play the crystal bowls for you.
OK, good.
Close your eyes, relax.
That's a really nice.
tWitch, it is pretty cozy.
It is pretty cozy.
Don't you feel like you're back in a womb right now?
This is going to make you really relax.
Oh, wow.
Oh, this is just nice.
Ain't that nice?
Any instructions, Mary Grace?
No, listen to the music.
[BLEEP]
I just want 1 minute to actually enjoy.
Come on.
Here.
I want to show people all the cool stuff we do at Marival.
It's a banana hammock now.
[LAUGHTER]
Relax.
Yeah.
Feel your breath.
I can't relax because she's going to attack me.
Just enjoy the sound baths.
Andy, just enjoy the sound baths.
That music is actually nice.
Yeah.
(SINGING) Here I go, here I go, here I go.
[LAUGHS]
(SINGING) OK, then chill then, chill him.
Minding my business.
You sort of looked around, and I couldn't
believe this is where I stand.
And he's my witness, the brother had a going on,
some kind of oh, wicked, wicked.
Oprah and Gayle did not act like this when they were here.
[LAUGHTER]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Hi, I'm Ellen.
Ellen, Stephen.
Nice to meet you.
Hi.
tWitch.
Hi, how are you doing?
Nice to meet you.
We're going to get you harnessed up, and we'll have you--
You like to get harnessed stuff, don't you?
[LAUGHTER]
That's what he does.
What's going to happen is we're going you climb a pole, where
we've built a generous platform, about the size of a skateboard.
You'll be joined by tWitch, and then the two of you
will take a step away.
Wait, we have to jump together?
Oh, yeah.
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
[LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE]
All right, we're going to show you the dramatic conclusion
when we come back.
Previously on tWitch, Andy, and I go to Miraval,
my two work husbands were about to climb a 35-foot pole.
Let's watch.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
So we're going to tighten our leg straps,
so make sure all your furniture is in the same room
before you do.
Your furniture In the same room.
Easy for tWitch, probably tougher for me.
[LAUGHTER]
All right, you got your sofa and your Ottomans in the same room?
Yeah, there it is.
Yeah.
Some of it's tucked, this isn't all of it, just so you know.
[LAUGHTER]
All right, Andy, you ready?
All right.
[SIGHS]
It's all about overcoming your fear.
You can do it.
Yeah, man.
See, this part is fine.
Nice job, Andy.
You got it.
Keep going, Andy.
Am I anywhere close to the top?
No.
[LAUGHTER]
Once you get to the top, that's going to be the tricky part.
Yeah, I know where the tricky part comes in.
Here's a fun fact, it only takes two seconds to fall 30 feet.
Thank you.
Now, I can't do this.
That's not the attitude.
You just save your muscles.
Just pull up.
Push up with your legs, hold on with your hands.
Some pretty houses, I'll tell you that.
Nice, Andy.
OK, this is--
There you are.
Look at us.
Look.
Just so you know, there's no way tWitch and I, both can do this.
Come on, man.
Don't slice up the church like that, man.
Come on.
They're not trying something they've never done before.
I know but I think it's for like man and lady, like size.
[LAUGHTER]
Yo, one man and lady.
God forbid I fall, am I going to go down very fast?
No.
Yes.
[LAUGHTER]
Honestly, this is like, it's not totally sturdy.
You know that right?
It's never been loose before.
[LAUGHTER]
Stephen that just encourages her.
So deep breaths.
There you go.
There it is.
Yes.
Yeah.
Nice job.
Tell you what.
Yeah.
You're going to do it.
There it is.
There you go.
Yes, Andy.
Yeah.
Ooh!
Oh God.
[LAUGHTER]
The harness is tight.
[LAUGHTER]
All right, tWitch.
Let's see it.
tWitch, in all seriousness, we can edit around
to make it look like you got up there.
You don't have to be a big shot.
He's going to get up there.
All right.
I got your plan.
Have you named him?
I have not named the plant yet.
OK, well think about it.
Let him focus.
OK.
You OK, bud?
You have to loosen up there.
Andy, listen.
I'm going to give it to you.
Because when you get up here, you definitely get nervous.
Do you see what I'm saying?
It's not sturdy, OK?
Well, look what's down here waiting for you, though.
It's about running, it's about running into the fear.
Yeah.
Right.
You see what I'm saying?
The fear will hold you.
It is also about stalling a little bit because I
feel the safest right here.
[LAUGHTER]
Here, you got nothing over you.
Oh no, please don't make it up.
It's OK if we don't do it.
Please tWitch, if you don't do it.
I don't have to do it.
I know you got me a deal.
No, no, no.
Yeah, deep breaths.
Yes!
Yes, tWitch.
[APPLAUSE]
Yes.
Nothing about this feels good.
Go on, Andy.
No, no, no.
Whoa, whoa.
Andy, hold on.
What?
Andy, what side are you coming up on?
Dude, I'm not even close.
Let's talk logistics when I'm closer.
[LAUGHTER]
Yeah, I just like to book a massage at around 3;30,
if I could.
Yo, when you get up here, don't touch my feet.
Don't touch my feet.
Stop yelling at me.
I just said don't touch my feet.
It's the first thing you touch.
And then maybe dinner at around six.
Just one.
[LAUGHTER]
Don't freak out and knock me off of the platform.
There kind of--
Yo, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
And I do want to learn about bees.
Listen to me.
OK, thank you so much.
Andy, look at me.
Look at me.
You see my eyes?
Yeah.
Look at me.
You guys are doing great.
It'll [BLEEP] up to give me your hand, right, and pull me out.
Yes.
[LAUGHTER]
Yes, yes, it would.
You can reach down and give me a hand.
Yeah, people help each other out.
That's the whole point, tWitch.
[LAUGHTER]
Right-- what, tough is I worry where
you're going to go right now.
I don't know.
I'm trying to figure it out.
I need something.
Steve.
Yes.
He has very large feet.
There really is not room.
It's important to step back a little bit,
provide him a little room.
I'm going to step back and provide him a little room?
Yes.
Move this foot back.
Oh, move the foot back.
And this one too, here.
Just give me a second, Andy.
I got you.
I'm holding it.
Just give me a second, OK.
OK, here.
Picking behind you at my hand.
OK, I bring my foot up.
There it is.
[APPLAUSE]
There it is There it is.
Yes!
Where else you going to do something like this?
I mean, look what Marival gave you.
I'm not kidding when I say I'm feeling like a genuine love.
Like literally.
Am I right?
I'll never forget the look that he just gave me right now.
This is like, this is it.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[LAUGHTER]
This is good.
So now, we climb back down.
This is the leap part.
This is when you jump.
Does it really hug your nuts when you fall?
[LAUGHTER]
One, two, three.
Ellen!
[APPLAUSE]
Oh, shoot.
[LAUGHTER]
And see, there are the instructions we need to know,
Steve.
All right.
Oh, he goes?
Steve.
He's a priority.
[LAUGHTER]
I get it.
It's funny.
Let's leave Andy up there because he's nervous.
OK, well, we've done it.
Thank you, Marival.
This was amazing.
We have conquered our fears.
We did some-- I mean, that my fear was looking up
that whole time, my neck is killing me.
Oh man.
Yeah, I'm proud of you.
This is amazing.
It's just great.
Yeah.
What was your favorite part, tWitch?
I was standing on top of the world with Andy.
A sweet moment.
[APPLAUSE]
I mean, this is one of those things
with the unforgettable moment, absolutely.
I agree.
It was unforgettable.
It was amazing.
Really, I highly recommend that there's so much to do there.
We'll be back.
All right, we're back with tWitch and Andy.
And so let's talk about that moment
when you're both up on top of that pole.
Like, I know you--
it's hard for one person to get up there,
and you thought, no way you're going to both be up there.
Yeah, all I was thinking was how are we going to make this a fun
piece because he's going to fall too,
and we won't have either of us up there, and I was panicked.
And then I didn't really want him to get up there
because I knew I would have to.
And then long story short.
Once I got up there, I felt emotion.
I felt like, Wow, like we did something.
Yeah, I mean, I think this is right there in the picture.
We really did kind of--
we had a few laughs, but it did kind of get real up there.
And it just kind of brought me back, man,
especially like on this farewell season.
It's just like it's a moment of family right there.
You know what I mean?
Because it's just like--
[APPLAUSE]
Yeah.
Who would have thought I'd be standing up there with Andy,
but I'm so glad that I did.
I couldn't believe when he asked you to back up.
I mean, you're like, you want me to back up?
How-- yeah.
Yeah, and then we could hear you talking actually on the mic.
You don't have to do it.
Don't do it.
[LAUGHTER]
All right, you should try to get there if you can
because that place is amazing.
To book Miraval unlimited package and enjoy it,
$175 nightly resort credit, you can go to my website.
I want to thank Halle Berry.
I want to thank all of you for watching.
Thanks for being a part of my final season.
I feel the love in this room.
I give it back to you.
Take it out and spread this love around in the world.
We need it.
Bye.
[MUSIC PLAYING]