>>> AND THAT'S THE HALF. >> WHAT'S WITH THE CHATTER, HUH?
PUT YOUR DAMN PHONES AWAY. WE STILL HAVE HALF THE GAME TO
PLAY. >> COACH, IT'S 48-3, MAN.
IT'S OVER. >> HEY.
YOU ALL ARE PEMBROKE CORGI DOGS. CORGI DOGS DON'T BACK DOWN FROM
A FIGHT. THEY BARK.
RAH, RAH, RAH, RAH! WE CAN STILL DO THIS.
I'VE BEEN THROUGH WORSE AND I'VE COME OUT ON TOP.
>> YOU HAVE? >> HELL YES.
IT WAS MY SENIOR YEAR. OCTOBER 1st, 1979.
AT THE HALF WE WERE DOWN 77-3. WE THOUGHT ALL HOPE WAS LOST.
AND I'LL NEVER FORGET WHAT MY COACH SAID.
>> UH-OH, GIRL COMING THROUGH. DON'T BE NAKED.
OH, HEY BABY. OH.
OH, I'M SORRY. ARE YOU DOING THE BIG TALK?
>> YEAH, BABY. I'M DOING THE BIG TALK.
HEY, CORGI DOGS, THIS IS MY NEW WIFE, TRINITY.
SHE'S JUST PASSING BY. >> HI, GUYS.
SORRY TO INTERRUPT. I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR THE
LITTLE METAL MAN WITH THE SNICKERS.
>> YEAH. THE VENDING MACHINE'S RIGHT DOWN
THE HALL. >> OKAY.
ALL RIGHT. I'M GONNA BOUNCE.
AND BABE, REAL QUICK, IS YOUR THING OKAY?
>> WHAT? >> YOUR THING.
LIKE YOUR THING. >> YEAH.
TRINITY, MY THING IS OKAY. >> OKAY, BUT YOU REMEMBER THE
SOUND IT MADE? >> YES, I REMEMBER THE SOUND.
>> IS IT STILL MAKING THAT SOUND?
>> NO. IT'S FINE NOW.
>> OH. OKAY.
HE BACK. WELL, GOOD LUCK, YOU GUYS.
AND REMEMBER, KEEP IT SAFE OUT THERE.
ALWAYS HELMET TO HELMET. >> ALL RIGHT.
NOW, LIKE I WAS SAYING, WE'VE GOT TO FOCUS ON THE
FUNDAMENTALS. >> SORRY, COACH, BUT I CAN'T
STOP THINKING ABOUT WHAT'S UP WITH YOUR THING?
>> YEAH, COACH, WHAT'S UP WITH THAT THING?
>> LOOK, YOU ALL DON'T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT MY THING.
OKAY? I'LL WORRY ABOUT MY THING FOR
ALL OF US. BECAUSE IF I KNOW ONE THING, IN
MY HEART OF HEARTS, IT'S THAT THESE --
>> HOW DID I GET BACK IN HERE? >> MISS TRINITY, WHAT SOUND DID
HIS THING MAKE? >> OH.
IT SOUNDED LIKE MICKEY DUCK. >> MICKEY DUCK?
WHO'S MICKEY DUCK? >> YOU KNOW THAT SPACE JAM DUCK.
THE MICKEY DUCK, THE ONE WITH THE FAT ASS.
>> YOU MEAN DONALD DUCK? >> YEAH, YEAH.
IT WAS LIKE -- [ DUCK NOISE ] >> TRINITY, COME ON.
>> WHAT? I'M THE ONE WHO HAD TO PUSH THE
VEIN BACK IN. >> WHAT?
>> TRINITY, LEAVE. >> OKAY.
FINE. GOOD LUCK, YOU GUYS.
I USED TO CHEER HERE. CLASS OF '18.
>> WHEN DID YOU GET REMARRIED? >> AND HOW OLD IS SHE?
IF YOU DO THE MATH -- >> DON'T DO THE MATH!
GUYS -- >> THE VEIN WAS OUT?
>> ENOUGH. I NEED YOU TO FOCUS.
NOW, LET'S GET OUR HEADS IN THE GAME, OUR EYES ON THE PRIZE, AND
OUR FEET -- >> HOLD UP.
ARE Y'ALL FOLLOWING ME OR AM I BACK IN THE SAME ROOM?
>> MISS TRINITY, WHEN YOU SAY THE VEIN WAS OUT --
>> I MEAN, IT WAS OUT. IT WAS LIKE MM-MM, AND THEN THE
TOP WAS LIKE FOLDED AND THEN HE SAID CALL MY GRANDMA, SHE'LL
KNOW WHAT TO DO. >> WHY WOULD YOUR GRANDMA KNOW
WHAT TO DO, COACH? >> SHE'S KNOWN MY BODY THE
LONGEST. >> AND WITH THAT I QUIT.
BABE, LOOK WHAT YOU DID. LEAVE.
I CAN'T HAVE YOU TALKING TO ME >> OH OKAY.
BIG MAN BECAUSE HIS THING'S ALL IN ONE PIECE AGAIN.
BUT DON'T COME CRAWLING BACK TO ME WHEN THAT THING SCREAMS
[ DUCK NOISE ] AND FALLS OFF. WHICH WE BOTH KNOW THAT'S WHERE
IT'S HEADED. >> IT'S NOT GOING TO FALL OFF!
ALL RIGHT. LISTEN.
I NEED YOU ALL TO STOP WORRYING ABOUT MY THING AND GET YOUR
HEADS BACK IN THE GAME. BECAUSE IF THERE'S ONE THING I
KNOW -- >> [ DUCK NOISE ].
>> YOU'VE GOT TO KEEP FIGHTING NO MATTER WHAT.
>> COACH, I THINK YOUR THING MAKING THAT SOUND.
>> I KNOW. YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S SAYING?
WIN. >> [ DUCK NOISE ].
>> WIN THE GAME. >> [ DUCK NOISES ].
>> YEAH! >> LET'S GO.
WHOO! >> OH, YEAH.
THAT'S CLEAN OFF.