- Hi, could I just do a jelly donut?
- Yeah, sure. Would you like a coffee with that?
- Oh, I've never had your coffee before,
but I think I'm all right.
- Oh, our coffee is really, really good.
Are you sure?
- Yeah, I don't, I don't need it.
So no, thank you.
- But you'll want it.
- Hard pass.
- You're gonna want it.
(bag rustling)
- (coughs)
(yells)
Did you put coffee in this donut?!
- [Dunkin' Employee] I told you you'd like it!
- It's delicious.
- [Narrator] Every Dunkin' Donuts ever.
- [Both Women] Ah.
- I feel like shit.
- I need coffee.
- Well, let's go to Starbucks.
- No, Starbucks is way too nice.
We have to go somewhere,
where like, we know we won't be judged.
- Hey, welcome to Dunkin' Donuts and may I say
you two are the most attractive people I've seen all day.
- Oh my god, that's so sweet. -Thank you so much.
- Wait, wait, who's...
- [Dunkin' Employee] See what I mean?
- [Woman's Voice] My body runs on Dunkin'.
- Hi, can I get your egg sandwich?
- Okay. Two sandwiches.
- Oh no, I just want the one.
- But it's a two for three deal right now.
So two sandwiches.
- I only want one sandwich.
The second one would be too much food,
- But it comes with two.
- Just charge me for one.
- It comes with two.
- I don't-- I'll pay you $3 for one sandwich.
That's fine with me.
- What am I supposed to do with the other sandwich when you-
- Just eat it for all I care.
I just want one fricking sandwich.
- I don't want to eat it. It's gross.
The sandwich is gross.
- Just give me a fricking sandwich.
- Okay.
(cash register keys click)
- Order up!
- (beep)!
- [Woman] Dude, just dip a donut into hot coffee.
Just do it. It's so good.
- Hi. What's good here at Dunking?
- Oh, our coffee is great.
- Oh, Dunking Donuts has a coffee.
- Yeah. And it's actually pronounced "Dunkin'".
- That's what I'm saying. Dunking.
- Well, there's actually no G at the end.
It's Dunkin'.
- Dunking.
- Dunkin'.
- Dunking.
- Okay, listen to me.
It's not Dunking. It's Dunkin'.
- I don't... dunking, I--
- Dunkin'.
- Dunking?
- Dun. Dun.
- Dun.
- Kin.
- King.
- Dunkin.
- Dunking.
- [Man] It's Krispy Kreme,
but everyone has a Boston accent.
- I freaking love Dunkin' Donuts, dude.
- Oh, hell yeah, dude.
Way better than Starbucks.
- Oh, (beep) Starbucks.
- Yeah, Starbucks (beep) sucks my ass.
- Yeah.
- (gasps)
- Oh. Oh.
I'm so sorry. We didn't see you there, lady.
- Starbucks ain't (beep)ing (beep), dude!
- (Beep) Starbucks.
- (Beep) yeah!
- (laughs)
- [Woman] Have you ever surgically opened up
a jelly-filled donut and sniffed it?
- [Other Woman] Yes.
- Welcome to Dunking Donuts.
- Hi...there. I would like a bag of bacon.
- Absolutely. Because it is a real item on our real menu.
- That's incredible, dude.
(thump)
(bag rustles)
(Cowboy-western trumpet music)
- [Woman] My body runs on Dunkin'.
- Hi, I got you coffee.
- Ah, no, thanks.
I don't really like Dunkin' coffee.
- But America runs on Dunkin'.
- It's just not my thing.
- That means you're not American.
- What? Yes I am.
I was born in Raleigh, North Carolina.
I was a girl scout. My dad's a firefighter.
- I was just kidding.
- Oh yeah. (laughs) I knew that.
(laughs) That was good.
- I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
- Okay. (laughs)
(mysterious music)
- (in European accent) That was a close one.
New intel. America runs on Dunking.
Hey, would you like a- (switches back to American accent)
would you like to take a selfie?
- [Girl] Can I get the chocolate/vanilla swirl
with vanilla sprinkles, please?
- Excuse me. Hi.
I was just enjoying my blended caramel iced latte
and I noticed that on the receipt,
you charged me for whipped cream?
- Oh yeah. There's a small upcharge for whipped cream.
- What? That's ridiculous.
All blended drinks come with cream.
Why would you have the audacity to charge me for it?
- It's only 50 cents, ma'am. It's not that big of a deal.
- Oh, it's not a big deal.
Not a big deal. Well fine, then I will return it.
(splat)
Now give me my 50 cents back.
- Unfortunately, ma'am, I cannot accept this exchange
because you've already consumed half of your whipped cream.
- Oh, give me one second.
(dry heaving)
- [Man] No one can have just one donut.
- What's up, dude?
Hi. I'm watching my weight and I can't have any sugar.
So what should I do?
- Ooh, you should get out. Leave now.
- Everything has sugar in it?
- Everything.
- Can I get like a water cup or something?
- Cup's made out of sugar.
- Okay. Fine, I'll leave.
- Be careful. Door handle's made out of sugar.
- What the (bleep)?
- Sugar!
- (yells)
(choking)
- This is my kink.
- (yells)
(beep)
- Mom, why do you have to come here to embarrass me
in front of all of my donuts?
- I don't believe you work here.
I don't believe that you actually work here.
I think that you killed everybody in this establishment
and you took an apron and you started working here
like a little Scooby Doo bad guy.
- How did you know?
- I raised you that way.
- [Off-Screen] Okay.
(laughs)
- Just give me a sandwich, mother(beep)!
- Okay.
- What is that?
- I heard my name.
- It's two sandwiches. It's two sandwiches.
- (laughs) I don't want two sandwiches!
Did you not hear a single--
why did you bring me two sandwiches? Gimme--
- Sandwiches.
- You mother(beep). Give it back.
- No, mother(beep) is your name.
(laughter)
- I heard my name.
- No, no. Call off the snipers. He's okay.
- Sorry. I thought you didn't like--
- I was just giving it a little sniff.
- You sounded actually like Melania Trump.
- Actually it did- my nose cramped. I got a nose cramp.
You know the monthly nose cramp.
- Oh yeah.
- When the same- happens the same time
a woman has to cut off her penis every month.
- Oh, Dunkin' Donuts sure is good.
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(cup crunches)