Oh
Okay, so I know you probably clicked on this video, and you expected you know
I don't know what you expected, and then you saw me and you're like. Oh my god. She looks horrible. What's going on?
Yeah, my life is a mess right now, and it's it's showing see these under-eye bags
Yeah, those aren't always that bad, but today. Oh, they're that bad
Let me just give you a little idea as to why I'm a fucking mess
Well let's start out by saying originally today the day that you're watching this Tuesday
I was going to be posting a Q&A with my mom well today
I went to go start editing the footage and I started watching it and I was like this video is fucking ass
Delete. That video was cancelled
Then I was like well fuck okay. I'm now behind I gotta figure things out
I gotta figure out what I'm gonna do to replace that video, so I had to figure that out
So that was tiring and then just when you thought things couldn't get any worse I go into the kitchen
To get some coffee, and there's fucking none in there. There's none in there. I made some oh my god
I have something in my eye either that or I'm crying, and I'm just trying to make an excuse. I don't know
Oh, sorry, okay? I'm actually not crying. I made some coffee
Now I feel better even though, I really don't like Thanksgiving and we'll get into that in a second
We're gonna be doing a Thanksgiving craft today anyway
Just to get you guys into the spirit Thanksgiving is really soon
And you know I'm trying to be a youtuber that fits in with the current events
Do you feel me so I was at Trader Joe's. I don't know not everybody has Trader Joe's where they live, but I do
Congratulations
I've noticed something on Trader Joe's they like to make gingerbread houses
Like a gingerbread Halloween house like the fuck that's a little bit weird because I don't know about you
But I kind of like to not do weird shit, so like the fact that they're coming out with like gingerbread houses
And it's not Christmas yet
It's just it's a little bit wrong. Morally. Like it just it kind of questions my morals
There's some sort of weird ass fucking quacking bird outside
And I don't know what it is and I don't believe in animal cruelty
But if I did I would shoot it with a BB gun
But I don't because I'm not literally Satan
Anywayy so yeah
I had no ideas for like a Thanksgiving video
And then when I saw this I was like do you know maybe I should just make this for a video and then like
Call it a quality video. I don't know let me just explain why I don't like Thanksgiving
Don't get me wrong
I think it's fun to be around your family, and I think it's fun to eat food, and I think all that shit is fun
But like I have a small family number one
Number two I don't really like Thanksgiving food that much the only stuff
I like are potatoes and pumpkin pie and like salad like I don't like
Ohh stuffing is really good
as long as it's vegetarian because I'm vegetarian and I know it's a sin
Oh shit I opened it the wrong way. God dammit.
Also I forgot to mention another reason why today sucks
I set an alarm for 8 o'clock because I have so much to do today because I'm busy
I woke up at fucking 11 o'clock
AWGHH
I mean it's probably because I was up late last night stressing out about everything either way
I found it to be really disappointing that I woke up that late. Let's do a little haul first. We have powdered sugar
I'm assuming that this makes the frosting they only have these fucking cheap-ass M&M looking ass, but like they look really bad so
They only have fruit snacks
*Disgusted*
Ok that's just embarrassing, and then we have sprinkles I fuck with sprinkles
Okay so update, um this video is also gonna
Be really bad to make the icing like you have to make the icing yourself it calls for
One egg white and see I don't have eggs at my house because I try to eat the year most of the time
So we're gonna have to figure out how to make this without eggs
Okay before I deal with this issue at hand let's talk about other things first. Also these candies are weakest
I'm not gonna like try to find other things in my house that I can use to decorate this because I'm sorry
but I don't like when things look bad I
Don't even really like gingerbread. I mean, it's fine. Oh my god. Wait a second oh
my god
Nevermind, I think it back. I actually love it
I have everything laid out nice, but now I have to go make the icing. What do you undo them?
You don't even understand. You don't even notice it. Let me read you the directions for the icing. It'll just prove to you
Why today is the worst day of my life okay with the egg white okay?
I don't have eggs at my house stop my life stirring package of icing sugar
Okay well, that's fine because I have this right here add a few drops of lemon juice or white vinegar to make that icing stickier
I have both of those things so
That's fine
They say that you're supposed to use a hand mixer to mix this now if you've ever watched cooking with Emma where I basically cook
pretty self-explanatory
you would know I don't have a hand mixer meaning that I have to use all of my
Cardiovascular system to mix things with my own bare hands like a fucking pioneer from a little bit hashtag trigger
But I'm gonna make it happen
I just that's all I have to do I have to make it happen this video is all I have left
I have to upload this video
Tomorrow, but I have to make this work. We have to make it work. Let's go make the frosting now
I'm so sad. I am so sad. Do you wanna know this please babies you and me okay?
You've had a bad day before to mrs.. Or mr.
and did not assume your gender gingerbread icing vegan recipe a bitch doesn't have eggs at her house I
Should piss so bad just found a vegan recipe that calls for corn syrup of course
They don't fucking a corn syrup at my house. I'm not like disgusting actually wait. Maybe I do let me call my mom
She's literally another advice don't open the door. Um do we have corn syrup corn syrup. Yeah, I know
Bye
What
This recipe calls for nine tablespoons of chickpea brine the water drained from a can of chickpeas
That is so gross, but that is my only option
Okay, it looks like we're making a chickpea brine
This is not a job like this literally says do you know if we're doing it?
We're doing it these things should never be put together that should never happen
You know it's so thick um as you can see this looks like a literal boogers mixed with like urine
I don't know it says to whisk the chickpea stuff with an electric whisk
But I don't have that so I'm just gonna go like this really fast until it gets frothy
I have an H on my nose, and I can't eat it right now because I'm busy
Okay, I'm done mixing it it actually turned pretty frothy as you can see it's pretty freakin frothy. Do you have vegetable glycerin? Ah?
That's fine, I don't need that it's optional
It looks like icing, but it's like not that thick and I'm confused because I feel like icing is supposed to be super thick
Actually tastes good even though. It's made of garbanzo bean juice. Do you want at this point? I can give up to it?
We're back with our dysfunctional
Frosting hopefully it holds everything together. Okay. First is fill the pastry bag, but I don't think I'm ready for that
Do you know it I guess I am ready now now we cut off the tip now
This is when things are gonna get messy, okay
I don't have scissors with me right now, so I'm just gonna chew off the tip first
We take this whatever the that is and we draw a line around the end. Oh my god. It's literally so
Oh
Oh my god, I hate my life
I can't believe this is happening to me huh I can't believe that this is happening to me, okay
I'm just gonna keep going okay. I think what I'm gonna. Do is. I think I'm gonna need to improvise improvise
Originally this was supposed to be something that stood up, but I'm starting to realize that that's not going to happen
It's just gonna be a laying down turkey, okay
it's not gonna be standing up because guess what guess what I couldn't make the frosting I
Literally am I don't know I literally cannot do anything correctly
I just wanted this to look kind of good, but it's just not and I'm so sad
But it's okay a laying down turkey is the best kind of turkey or at least that's what everybody thinks on
Thanksgiving dinner night see I've never even tried a Thanksgiving turkey. I don't eat turkey these I'm not a murderer no
I'm just kidding. Oh my god this looks so bad. I'm so sad
I wanted it to look good the icing is the issue here, okay?
Well now that I'm not making it stand up. I can eat this part. Whatever this is oh?
Oh oh
My god. No. Okay. You don't wanna look at it look at it
It's a disappointment. Okay, but on a few new I brought a knife
I forgot scissors my main thing then I was gonna go get with scissors, and I forgot it
I literally think today is the worst day of my life
I
Brought some pasta because I think pasta would add some texture
I brought some sprinkles because these sprinkles are cold, but they're not as colorful
So that sucks unless but not least I brought garbanzo beans because we already have garbanzo beans in the icing so might as well add
some to the actual decor oh
And I brought peanut butter because peanut butter makes me happy
I'm just excited for Black Friday this year to be honest because I really love shopping
And it's the only thing that doesn't make me want to die is that sad and depressing
Yeah, sure
It is but do you know what else is sad depressing the fact that all the icing is spilling out onto my desk
and that's just gonna be a
To clean up, but let's try to put a mouth on it
Oh, I'm gonna turn the gummy bear and these gummy into a mouth. Oh my god. This one's perfect look at it
Oh, I kind of nailed that
I honestly would talk
But I have nothing else to say like I feel like today is just kind of spoken for itself even though
It's disappointing because it's not standing up. It doesn't look at that bad. Let's put some of these garbanzo beans on this
this is gross I
Like our bones of beans
But not in this setting you know I'm somebody who whenever I used to do gingerbread house building with my family
I always used to be very competitive
You know I wanted mine to look the best
And I'm really
Disappointing myself right now the fact that this looks so bad and that's really embarrassing
Because I used to be somebody who was very good at building gingerbread houses very meticulous
You know it would look almost like a real freaking house
It was something that I took pride in turkeys have feathers right and one of noodles look like feathers
Though I'm just gonna line up some pasta on this dish even though this pasta is made out of garbanzo beans
You know I'm just more disappointed that it didn't get the chance to stand out
I think the whole point about gingerbread houses
And the thing that makes it kind of a challenge is the fact that you know you have to try to make it stand up
See this one it never even got to that point Trader Joe's if you're watching this
Thanks for trying
But next time don't you sabotage my life by having Giddens secret needed ingredients in there so far
It's fun. I don't know where I'm gonna have this peanut butter, but well make it have some chest hair
Okay, my holiday turkey is done
I took the camera off the tripod just so that I could give you a detailed tour of my turkey first
We have its glorious feet. Just covered in some sprinkles because I had nothing more creative to do with it
Then we have these beautiful chickpeas that it is resting. It's very uncreated feet on moving up
We have the body of the turkey here
We have some chest hair peanut butter going on here some blue eyes and a nice big smile as you can see we have some
amazing icing detail here
Just lining the body of the beautiful turkey
Then we have some noodles here that I think add a lot of
Personality and texture to the Turkey's feathers and last, but not least we have some rainbow sprinkles lining the feather area here
And that is about it for the turkeys, so I hope you enjoyed this video if you did you enjoyed it
Please give it a thumbs up for the turkey down below um
Okay, now that I've given you the tour let's try it all together
I already know that I hate it, but let's just try it oh no. Oh, you know. It's the worst part these motherfuckers
Oh, no, that is so fucking rigged those
Yeah, those are fucked up bro. And now look at this mess. Oh
Even the bar with peanut butter on it tastes bad
And that says something because peanut butter literally solves all of my life problems
And if it can't solve this one then this means that this needs to go you know like I need the best part about this
Whole thing is that these fruit snacks. They're not great, but they're not that bad
The only problem is they're all red and this one's a pineapple, and it's red. Okay. That's just fucking lazy
Do you want me to go take a plane now? I hope you maybe enjoyed today's video if you did goodness
I'm Jack fried my shadow puppet down below anything you want
I love you all and I can't wait to see you next time which will be on Thanksgiving
Why today Rose?
Hi, so you probably thought that that was that was it now his end of the video well guess what now so I was trying
To pour it's full of icing into this trashcan, but while I was trying to do that
I accidentally spilled it all over my carpet all over the carpet
Do you see that you see that right there all over the fucking carpet?
Mm-hm see that looks like a giraffe trying to eat something from the ground anyway, so that's it for today's video
This really is so cool. I love that. I love making messes in my room
I love that should I film this video my room probably not because now I'm gonna have ants in my room for a long time
a lot of ants for a long time in my room
But you know what I'm doing it for you guys cuz I'm thankful for you guys. No really though
So I found this shit ok