- Oh my god go to Hell's Kitchen, you'll find plenty
of colorful underwear.
- But how I get to Hell's Kitchen from here?
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- Hello and welcome to The Other Show.
My name is Chris Kelly and this is?
- I'm Sarah Schneider.
- And we're here to talk about episode three
which is "Chase Gets a Girlfriend."
- Yes
- We have Drew, Helene and Ken Marino.
- Hello. - [Sarah And Chris] Hi Ken.
- Hi Ken.
- Hi! - Hey!
- Ew.
- This is already the most annoying...
- What do you mean?
(crosstalk)
- Somebody just clicked away.
- Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey. Brook, gay brother.
- We have an important PR opportunity to discuss.
- It was my idea. - Yeah,
and it's for tonight so we have no time to waste.
- I thought of it.
- Right out the gate, this is very cheesy
to say to your face.
But we were big fans of yours for a while,
I mean since we were like three or four.
(group laughs)
Some of the first words I said were Ken Marino.
No, but we have just loved you and everything
and we were so excited when you were...
willing to take a coffee to talk about this show.
- We did have a coffee talk about the show
- We're on mute now so everybody keep smiling
and don't move your lips (laughs nervously)
cause this is very bad.
- Am I doing it? Are my lips moving?
- Oh I gotta get those pictures
who do I gotta suck, who do I gotta (bleep)
- When we met with you, you already kind of had like,
a lot of ideas for this character.
- I did?
- You pitched us immediately that he had
two empty jacuzzis at his home
and a lazy river that ram between them.
But he had to run out of money to fill them,
so they were just empty.
- So the whole season, he's dealing with the permits
and he never gets it.
Ultimately he wasted a lot of money on it,
and he's never gonna be able to fill it with water.
- So watching the show just know that
the character Streeter, we never mention it
but he is dealing with a lot of permitting issues.
- Lot of permitting issues
- I can't talk right now, his neck is bound.
- What?
- Yeah I'm just trying to keep his Adam's apple
under control, gotta keep that neck looking young and slick.
- The character does a lot of things that are a little...
rough to a child, like in the previous episode.
His binding his neck, keeping his Adam's apple down.
- Bleaches his tongue. - He's making it pinker.
- And so, but we were trying to find the balance of
someone who could...
sell that comedy without being
"holy shit what is happening to this child."
- Well I hope that works out.
- I guess we'll see. - I don't know we'll see.
See what the critics say.
- See if America turns on you.
- His face is kind enough to hurt a child. (laughs)
- Yeah, that's what we were looking for.
- Oh, kiss my butt.
What? I'm a New Yorker now, hey! (laughs)
- I think when we were talking in the room
we thought it was funny cause,
the day that Chase Dreams lands into your key
immediately moves into Justin Theroux's penthouse.
And how ridiculous that is, in comparison to like
how we probably all lived when we moved there when we were
19?
I moved to New York when I was 22, right after college
and I saved up.
And within 10 minutes of being there,
two people walked up to me, at gun point
and stole all of my things.
Completely robbed me, stole all of my suitcases.
And so then, I called my dad and he was like
"We will never tell your mother about this."
Cause she was so terrified that I was moving to New York.
So we just never told my mom about it.
- I've been mugged, I was mugged
- You have been mugged? - I was too, yeah
- Is everybody getting mugged?
- I've been mugged, when I was in college
I went away for Thanksgiving and came back
and my house had been emptied.
Like literally the washer and dryer was gone,
it was like the Grinch. - What?
(laughs) - [Sarah] It was very intense
But they did leave one DVD which had a message
and the DVD was "You got served"
- Wow, that's good. - That's good
- Is that funny, cause I liked laughed at that.
- That's pretty good.
- Well maybe I should've been robbed.
I was trying to buy Dave Matthews' band tickets
(laughs)
- I was, I have the tickets and I was like
"Okay, I want em'" because I have bad taste in music.
So I put them in my pocket and I turned around
and was walking away.
And I looked down and it was for like, two days before.
(grasp)
It was like the wrong ticket.
I ran after him and he hopped the turnstile
so I stood at the turnstile and was like
(yells) "He's robbed me"
And everyone just looked at him a got out of his way.
- Did he even look back? - No! No no no nothing.
What he left and I got "you got served DVD"
(laughs)
- Can you believe it?
- Wait is this Justin Theroux's apartment?
- Yes! How did you know?
- Uh, because I'm looking at a huge photo of him,
so I hope it is.
- I'm curious about how you picked the Justin Theroux photo.
Which is like there's something
- There's like pubes in it
- Actually - There were pubes,
but then we had to take the pubes out.
- Take the pubes down (crosstalk)
- So we had to tamp down the pubes
- Tamp down pubes, classic. (laughs)
- But I'm hoping like, when it airs in Comedy Central
there's no pubes.
But then if you watch it on iTunes,
we have so many f***ing pubes popping out there.
(crosstalk)
We have pubes for everyone. - Yeah!
- Oh no! Ow!
Ow!
Ow ow ow
- Yo bro, you alright?
- Oh yeah, no - Jeez
- I didn't mean to hit my face, ow ow!
- When I was in college, was flirting with a guy
and weirdly it was like a thing for girls to like,
let guys know they were like flexible.
I went to theaters school when I was a dancer,
I did splits at so many parties being like
"This is crazy! I can just fall into this"
I was a virgin.
- I was talking to a guy and to that point
tried to do a high kick, as you do
In no long conversation and I kicked so hard,
that I kicked my other foot out from under me
and landed on my back in the middle of the quad.
- What? - It impressed him.
- I've definitely learned too many John Mayer songs
on the guitar.
- Oof - Oh my god.
- Cut!
- Let's finish it.
- Well thank you for watching,
this has been another episode of The Other Show.
And we'll see you next week.
- Do a kick (laughs)
- What? Are you impressed? - She is flexible
- Woah! Marry me.
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