(marker squeaking)
(child whispering)
- [Shonduras] Rawr!
- Ahhhh!
(dramatic drum bang)
(laughing)
- Did I scare you?
(both laughing)
(upbeat digital music)
- It's morning, I've gotta get ready for school!
(upbeat techno music)
Okay, let's go.
Sleeping.
(upbeat techno music)
(giggles)
Good morning, mom!
- Good morning.
Did you dress yourself?
- Uh huh.
- Good job.
I'll start it, you can do the rest.
- I Love you!
- [Jenny & Shonduras] Good bye, I love you.
- [Jenny] Aww have fun at school.
I love you!
- [Adley] Love you!
- [Dad] Alright, get ready.
We're here.
- We're at school.
- [Dad] Ready?
- Boys are at my school.
- [Dad] Yeah, are they all day boys are here.
One, two, three!
Whoo, good job!
Bye guys.
Got that hug and that kiss done?
- Parker wouldn't let me.
(laughing)
- And that's how the vlog starts.
Following Adley around till she gets to school.
- I don't have any makeup on.
Don't get too close.
- [Shonduras] Beautiful.
What are you doing today babe.
- I have to go pick out a sink
and a toilet and a counter top
and lights and a table and cushions.
- [Shonduras] For what?
- Our basement.
- Holy cow.
You guys are going to see a basement someday soon.
- Someday. - I'm excited.
Are you excited?
- I'm very excited.
- Do we know when it is going to be done?
- No.
(laughter)
- We haven't known that for a while.
That's okay.
Little by little.
It's all good.
Little by little.
Perfection.
- It's cute that I am taking you to work today.
- Kinda cute.
- I should have packed you a little lunch.
- Someone is borrowing my car right now,
so I don't have a car, so
Jenny is dropping me off at work.
- Yeah. - But we've got
Niko-bear back here.
Hi Niko-bear, hi!
- [Shonduras] Is he a Santa baby?
- He is.
- [Shonduras] Does he not know it's January.
- It doesn't matter, he's cute.
- He has no idea.
He's like, I don't know if it's Christmas or not.
I'll wear this.
And here we are at the Space Station.
- [Jenny] Here we are.
- Alright, I got the goal.
I'm going to do one cool thing today.
- Kay.
- Oooh, should we tell them about out 2019 goals?
- [Both] 2019 goals!
- Here's our goals for 2019.
- Goal number one was to be more healthy.
- We're trying to eat more healthy, drink less soda.
I'm already doing really good on soda,
but someone else isn't.
- I have been sick for nine days.
- Did you check your watch, have you been like,
keeping a timer? - I did, I had...
- As soon as you got sick you started a timer
and you're just seeing how long it has been going?
- It has the date on there.
- So eat more healthy and Jenny drink less Dr. Pepper.
- Hey, guys I switched to diet.
That's a big deal for me.
- 'Cause diet's gross.
- But it's healthy, yeah. - I know it's healthy.
- Next goals!
- [Both] Instagram.
- We're going to try to do a lot better on Instagram.
We want to post a lot more.
Jenny is really good at photography,
but she never takes pictures because she's so busy.
She's going to start doing better on Instagram.
I'm going to start posting more fun stories.
Like I'm always doing cool stuff and
I always forget to post about it.
- Guys, I have never done a live video on Instagram.
- And me and Adley do it all the time.
If you're following Adley on Instagram,
she always goes live and we just like
play in her toy room.
It's actually pretty fun.
So here's what you're missing on Instagram.
Pop up in the middle of me and Jenny here
some fun things that have happened in the past
couple of days that you can see
if you follow us on Instagram, go.
- I have nothing up there. (giggling)
- I have stuff up there.
Don't worry. - I've been sick.
- Post my cool stuff I've been posting.
I have been doing good in January so far.
- Hey, at least give me a pop tag.
- Hold on, check your watch.
Oh yeah, she's been sick for nine days now, nevermind.
- Hey, I am going to be good.
- Anyways, pop up the fun I've been having on Instagram, go.
Let me tell you a little bit about
today's best day ever.
We're building a snowman in the middle of the road.
These coal buttons are going to
give your car a lot of character, chicken.
(cheering)
Yeah, whoo!
(laughing)
That was, look at this piece of car that just fell off.
(upbeat music)
Look at the window.
(chuckling)
And that's why you
follow us on Instagram. - Yeah!
- Because we're always doing cool stuff.
You can watch the vlog and you can watch
the real life as it happens.
- Yep and you can watch me.
I'll start posting stuff.
Still give me a pop tag.
- We'll give Jenny a pop tag.
She's going to start soon. - Thank you, I'm going to.
Guys, it's the first time I've felt better in nine days.
- You just checked your watch again.
Let's also give Niko a pop tag.
Hey Niko, Niko, hey!
- He turns seven months, so
- Ooo we need to post a seven month picture.
- We gotta do a seven month picture.
- Niko post really cute pictures on Instagram
so you wanna follow him, and then me, my pop tag!
Pop.
And then Adley, Adley usually post really cute stuff.
- You could show her car seat and giver her a pop tag.
- [Shonduras] Pop tag Adley.
So guys make sure you're following the family,
we'll follow a couple of you guys back.
- Yeah. - When this vlog goes live,
we'll follow a bunch of people that day, deal?
- Follow for follow.
- [Shonduras] Deal?
- Deal.
- Hit the Instagrams here they are again.
Whole family, kay bye.
(beep)
- Gross, Brandon, edit that out.
- What do you want at the grocery store?
- Uh cereal.
- We have too much cereal.
- More cereal, I need options.
Just realized I'm the first one here, and
I don't have any keys cause Jenny dropped me off.
This is the part of the blog where we have a space station
camp out starting now.
(upbeat techno music)
Hi, I'm locked out, so
I'm waiting for someone else to show up.
And then if we do DocuSign,
it should be finished by the end of the day.
Yeah, no worries.
(upbeat techno music)
What are the chances?
Check it out.
I got here, I didn't have keys.
This guy got here,
he's just coming to hang out with Holiday.
Holiday got here, no keys.
- Keyless life.
- [Shonduras] New guy, Tyler.
Do you got keys? - Never.
- [Shonduras] Bird should have keys.
Where are your keys at? - Mine got taken by Holiday.
(laughing)
- There's five people at the Space Station and no keys.
- My keys are in here and only the Policeman can get in.
- Alright well, I thought I was done with the time lapse,
but I might need to post back up.
- Some punk just smashed through everything
we built amongst the hair and scum.
(coughing)
(knocking)
(dogs barking)
- [Alex] Hey.
- I'm alive, kind of sort of.
I'm medium right now, slightly burnt toast.
I love the jacket though.
- Hey thanks.
I appreciate that.
- [Shonduras] Look what we're doing right now.
Come on, real quick.
What are you guys doing?
- We're playing video games.
(laughing)
- [Shonduras] She just beat you.
You just witnessed Adley beating Jenny in SmashBros.
- Mommy, did I win?
- [Shonduras] You did win.
- You won. - I won.
- [Shonduras] Good job.
- You're so good.
- [Shonduras] Anyways I'm alive
and this is what I've been doing Alex.
- [Alex] I shouldn't be breathing in here.
- In my house.
So the last clip you just saw,
that was yesterday morning.
I eventually got into the Space Station,
but I got super sick, road out the day,
came home dead, existed, and
then we just hung out today.
Hi Adley, dad has been sick.
We've been playing a lot of SmashBros, training them.
Alright get out of here before you get sick.
So what did you miss?
We tricked Niko into crawling, that's one thing.
Push off ready.
- [Jenny] Push off ready.
- [Shonduras] We're trying to trick Niko into crawling.
Go for it buddy.
- To the baby!
- Well I'm having to move this, so,
he's doing it.
- [Shonduras] Niko, we're counting this as crawling.
Crawling up a storm. - He's going.
(laughter)
He's like a dead fish out of water.
- [Shonduras] Why does the fish have to be dead?
- I don't know.
- [Shonduras] A fish moves when it's alive out of water.
Yeah and other just cute stuff.
Shoot Koopa!
Watch out, Koopa!
(laughing)
- [Jenny] He's so chubby.
Hi, hi little man.
- Dad, you knocked it down.
(laughing)
(Shonduras playfully roaring)
- [Shonduras] Boss baby!
- [Jenny] Hey, do we change your bum mister?
- [Shonduras] Yeah he has a stinky bum.
- [Jenny] Do we change your bum?
- [Shonduras] Let's get these rolls up here.
- [Jenny] Rock Paper Scissors who changes.
- No, we gotta do it together it's a stinky one.
- [Jenny] (laughing) Okay.
- Yeah but you don't need a throwback to too many stuff.
I just filmed random stuff while I was sick.
- [Adley] Daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy.
- [Shonduras] What, what?
- I love you.
- [Shonduras] I love you too.
Good luck in your match.
I hope you win.
So we've kinda been horsing around, but
legitimately when Alex showed up,
Adley beat Jenny in SmashBros.
That's pretty amazing.
- I'm over here learning the buttons, not paying attention
and she just killed me. (baby squeals)
Off the screen.
- She killed her off the screen.
(Adley grunting)
(footsteps)
(Adley straining)
Are you vlogging?
- [Adley] Yeah.
- Do you want me to actually hit record for you?
- [Adley] Yeah.
- Is it recording?
Holy cow it is recording.
How'd you do that?
You know what button to push huh?
- [Adley] Yeah.
- [Shonduras] You're so smart.
Guess who I'm playing against, Adley?
- [Adley] Huh?
- Nick, who does your videos.
I'm Pikachu, he's the other one.
- [Adley] I need to go potty.
- [Shonduras] Oh you need to go potty?
Okay, put it down.
(footsteps)
- Sorry, I guess Adley knows how to vlog now.
BRB, what?
- [Adley] I love you.
- [Shonduras] I love you too, are you okay?
- [Adley] Yeah.
- [Shonduras] Hey.
- What?
- [Shonduras] Did you wash your hands?
- Yeah.
- [Shonduras] Let me smell.
- Okay.
- You didn't wash them, go wash them.
- No way.
- [Shonduras] Yes way, Jośe.
- No, I've gotta put a sicker on your vlog.
- [Shonduras] Hey, don't but a sticker on the vlog, stinker.
Ooh are we gonna color?
- Yeah we're going to color up here.
- Good morning everybody, it's a new day.
- Good morning everybody.
Come on now lets go color in the tea room.
- [Shonduras] Do you think Mommy's awake?
She's asleep.
Hi-ya!
- (laughing) That's cool Daddy.
- [Shonduras] That's all of our cereal collection.
Cereal.
- We have too much cereal.
- More cereal, I need options!
This is where we drop pumpkins out the window.
Ready.
- Steady.
- Go.
Hi-ya! (laughing)
Come on, let's color.
One day and I go get pizza, I lose this lid.
- [Shonduras] Oh so you've gotta be careful
not to lose the lid, huh?
- Yeah and I can't lose it in here though.
We can't put it in box, we can't lose it.
- [Shonduras] Yeah we've just gotta put it right there huh?
- Wait, I know.
- [Shonduras] That's a very good idea.
That way you won't lose it.
- I find something.
- [Shonduras] What'd you find?
- [Adley] Ariel.
- [Shonduras] Ariel was in there?
- [Adley] Yeah.
- What a weird best day ever.
It started two days ago and I got sick.
And now it's Friday, and me and Brandon
were going to post a vlog on Friday,
and this is all I've got.
Just a bunch of random footage,
so I think that's it.
I've gotta get dressed, get this footage to Brandon
because we're putting this best day ever up today.
- [Adley] Daddy daddy you can get dress
while the vlog watch me color.
- [Shonduras] Kay so the vlog's going to
watch you color while I get dressed.
- Yeah.
- [Shonduras] Kay, sounds like a plan.
Vlog, good bye.
Thank you for hanging out.
Kind of a weird video, but
that's what happened the past three days.
Hey don't color the duck.
Okay I am going to go get dressed, bye.
- Too crazy Dad.
Works.
(sighs)
(marker swishing)
You stay here.
- [Shonduras] Rawr!
- Ahhh! (Shonduras laughing)
(whimpering)
- Did I scare you?
(both laughing)
(laughing)
- You're so gross!
- [Shonduras] We were blaming the dog for the bad smell
and it was Adley!
(Adley laughing)
- [Jenny] You stinker!