[FREEZA] This is a parody. Buy the f*cking show!
*Traffic*
*Silence and beeping*
[Krillin] LETS GO TO SPACE!!
*Dragon Soul*
[Krillin] Go to Namek!
[Gohan] Is that Namek?
[Krillin] No!
[Gohan] Is that Namek?
[Krillin] No!!
[Gohan] Is THAT Namek?
[Krillin] BOOYAH!!!
[Krillin] This place is boring!
[Gohan] Is that a Saiyan pod?
[Krillin] WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[Krillin] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE [Vegeta] I'm on Namek now.
[Cui] Hey Vegeta!
[Vegeta] Hi Cui.
[Vegeta] Bye Cui.
[Freeza] Hello, I'm Space Napol-Hitler
[Freeza] Give me the thing.
[Namekian] No!
[Freeza] Give me the thing
[Namekian] No!
[Freeza] Kill his kid.
*Wilhelm scream*
[Freeza] Give me the thing.
[Namekian] Here!
[Freeza] Good!
[Freeza] Kill him!
[Namekian] But the thing!
[Freeza] Other kid!
[Gohan] No!
[Krillin] Quack!
[Freeza] What the space fu-
Krillin : Think we're in the clear!
(Dodoria screaming)
[Krillin] WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
Gohan : Use your Solar Flare!
[Krillin] Oh, I do know tha-
Sol
Sol Flah!!!
[Dodoria] AH! Bitch!
[Dodoria] AH! Double bitch!
[Vegeta] 'Sup Chubs McKenzie?
[Vegeta] Any last words before I kill you ?
[Dodoria] I have a thick...
[Dodoria] I have a thick... meaty...
[Dodoria] ...vagina.
*shocked silence*
*retching noises*
[Gohan] We're alive!
[Krillin] But they have the thing!
[Gohan] We have a thing
[Dende] My name is-
[Krillin] Little Green!
[The Heavy - "Short Change Hero"]
[Dende] My parents are dead!
[1st form Frieza] Dodoria's dead?!?
[Zarbon] Mmm.
[1st form Frieza] Vegeta? Get him!
[Zarbon] Mmm!
[Krillin] We're stayin' here!
[Krillin] Gohan, look after Little Green!
[Dende] Hey.
[Krillin] Bulma!
[Krillin] Do not do ANYTHING.
[Krillin] For this entire trip.
[Krillin] Good!
[Vegeta] Found me a thing!
[Vegeta] Time to get more things!
[Vegeta] Hey, it's the gay one.
[Zarbon] Maybe I'm gay. Or maybe stereotypes are bullshit!
[Zarbon] Mmm..
[Post-Transformation Zarbon] PUSSY!
[Vegeta] OH NO!!
[Krillin] So who are you?
[Guru] I am Guru.
[Krillin] Oh okay well..
[Guru] But you can call me super mega ultra alpha omega hyper...
[Nail] Just take the thing. He'll be at this for a while.
Krillin : WOOHOO!!
[Zarbon] Mmm.
[Vegeta] GRAB ALL THE THINGS!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
[Krillin] I got a thing!
[Krillin] Where's Gohan?
[Vegeta] HAHAHAHAHA-
[Krillin] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
[Vegeta] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH [Zarbon] Mmm.
[Vegeta] HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHA
[Post-Transformed Zarbon] MMMM!
[Vegeta] HAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[Vegeta] *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*
[Krillin] AAAaaaah-
[Krillin] ... no, seriously, where's Gohan?
[Gohan] Oh, hi Vegeta-
[Vegeta] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[Gohan] Still got his thing.
[Vegeta] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA-
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
[Vegeta] -uuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
[Freeza] Zarbon's dead?!?
[Underling] Zarbon's dead.
[Freeza] F*CK!
[Freeza] Call the Ginyus!
[Underling] 'Kay.
[Freeza] Seriously, though, what IS today?
[Guru] ...Bigger, longer and uncut Guru.
[Guru] Oh, hello!
[Kid Gohan] Why am I here?
[Dende] Why am *I* here!?
[Guru] Power up!
[Kid Gohan] Will this actually matter?
[Grand elder Guru] Probably not.
[Vegeta] HEY GUYS!!
[Vegeta] YOU REMIND ME OF SOME ASSHOLES I'M GONNA KILL!
[Krillin] aaaaaAAAAA-
[Vegeta] BUT THERE'S NOT TIME FOR THAT...
[Vegeta] BECAUSE THE GINYUS ARE COMING!!
Krillin : Okay what-
Vegeta : RRRRIGHT NOW!!
Ginyu!
Jeice!
Burter!
Guldo!
Recoome!
[Captain Ginyu] And together we are...
The Ginyu F-
ᴴᵉʸ ᵍᵘʸˢ ᶦ ᵐᵃᵈᵉ ᶦᵗ
[Krillin] Goku's ship killed the Ginyus!
[Krillin] ...and he's out of commission, what are the odds?
[Vegeta] Put him in...
[Vegeta] Put him in... the Pod!
(Dramatic music sting)
[Goku] ...I wonder if this'll become a trend?
[Krillin] Where's Freeza?
(Nail screaming)
[Krillin] TEAM THREE STAR!!
[Vegeta] That's not funny! It's never been funny!
[Vegeta] It's never gonna be funny!!
[Vegeta] Put on these clothes, Imma nap.
[Krillin] Hey Gohan, I found the things! Wanna do the thing?
[Gohan] Sure, but when did Dende get here?
[Dende] Hey.
[Gohan] So what are we-
[Krillin] Bring Piccolo back!
[Piccolo] YEAH!
[Krillin] Now bring him to Namek!
[Piccolo] NOOO-
-OOOOO!!
[Nail] Oh, hi.
[Piccolo] 'Sup?
[Nail] Wanna see something cool?
[Piccolo] Eh, why not?
UUUUUUUUU-
[Krillin] And for our last wish-
[Vegeta] YOU'LL GIVE ME INMORTALITY OR I MURDER HIS PARENTS!!
[Dende] Joke's on you.
[Vegeta] Wait, am I immortal?
[Freeza] I don't know...
[Freeza] Let's see!
[Krillin] Hu hu hu, He's pissed!
[Vegeta] Hah! I'm not afraid of you!
(Super Mario power-up sound effect)
[Freeza] How about now?
[Krillin] HAH! Horny.
(Super Mario "star power" sound effect)
[Freeza] Alright who's nex-
[Piccolo] I'm two guys now.
[Nail] 'Sup?
[Gohan] Krillin! Nooooo!
[Krillin] I'm okay!
[Gohan] What? How?
[Dende] Hey.
[Freeza] And this is my fourth and final form!
[Krillin] What happened to the third form?
[Vegeta] I don't care what happened... because I'M a Super Saiy-
[Vegeta] No, Freeza-dono, yamete! (No, Lord Freeza, please stop!)
[Freeza] I'm sorry what were you on about before?
[Vegeta] I'm a Super Saiy-
[Freeza] Apologies, still can't make it out.
[Vegeta] (slurred) I'm a Super Saiy-
[Freeza] And now to finish the..
[Goku] Hey!
[Goku] Let that Vegeta alone!
[Freeza] And what the hell is he?
[Vegeta] (slurred) He's a Super Saiy-
[Goku] Oh no, you-
(Vegeta hacking)
[Goku] ...you killed Vegeta !
[Goku] You are SO decked!
[Yamcha] Hey, King Kai, can you teach us the-
[King Kai] NO!
[Goku] Dangit! Nothing's worked!
[Goku] Better use that thing that always works!
[Freeza] Stop it.
[Goku] No.
[Freeza] Stop it!
[Goku] No!
[Freeza] STOP! IT!
[Freeza] That's it! Stopping it myself!
(Goku screaming)
[Freeza] What the...?
(Quake "DOMINATING!" sound clip)
[Freeza] EEP
[Gohan] You won, dad!
[Goku] And we didn't even lose Krill-
QUACK!
[Goku] Aw, swizzlesticks!
[Freeza] JK, not dead, LOL.
[Piccolo] OH! Right in the tit!
[Gohan] P-... Piccolo...
[Gohan] Why...
[Gohan] Why... didn't...
[Gohan] Why... didn't... you...
[Gohan] ...DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE?!?!?
[Goku] This... ruffles my jammies...!
ˢᵠᵘᵉᵃᵏ
[Goku] Take Piccolo and leave.
[Gohan] 'Kay.
[Freeza] Okay, so what's going on here?
[Goku] I am a Super Sandwich!
[Freeza] Prick!
[Goku] Uh-oh, Spaghetti-
[King Kai] Welp, Goku's dead.
[Tien] Really?
[King Kai] Probably not.
[Kami] King Kai, we have the things.
[King Kai] Do the thing!!
[Freeza] Well, that didn't quite work like i-
[Freeza] -wait is that a dragon?
[Goku] Yeah.
[Freeza] Bye!
[Goku] WAIT!!!
[Freeza] Make me immortal!
("Fuck you, I'm a dragon!" backwards)
[Vegeta] AND I'M HERE TOO-
[Freeza] What the goddamn shit just happened?
[Dende] Hey.
[Freeza] You f&#%ed me, you f&#%ed me you monkey f%/ck !
[Goku] Well I'll be a monkey's uncle.
[Goku] No, Freezer-dono, yamete! (No, Lord Freeza, please stop!)
[Piccolo] Welp, I'm confused.
[Gohan] It looks like the dragon brought every person on Namek to Earth.
[Piccolo] ALL OF THEM?!?
[Guru] Hey guys.
[Guru] Dying.
[Namekian] Do you have any last words, sir?
[Guru] I am hilarious...
[Guru] ... and you will quote...
[Guru] ... everything...
[Guru] ... I...
[Guru] ... say.
[Namekian] Ah, he'll be missed.
[Goku] And... bored.
[Goku] See ya!
[Freeza] What?!?
[Freeza] Get back here!
[Freeza] Kienz-structo Disc!!!
[Freeza] ... How?
[Goku] So... which way is your ship?
[Freeza] That way...
Hahahahahahahahahahahahuhuhuhuhahahahahahahuhuhuhahahaha
Goku : Hahah, yay!
*Dragon Soul*
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