You're a bad ass.
Thanks.
Now let's talk about your bat-bat-[BLEEP] crazy cast.
OK.
Let's do this.
Oh my God.
So-- OK, yes.
Let's backtrack.
I met you once.
Yes.
And I totally nerded out.
I've had a little-- you know.
I was on the same level.
So it was OK.
OK, thank God.
Oh lord.
So we were at a party, crossed paths.
I don't do this unless it is, like, you know,
these two shows.
You were walking, and my husband was like, oh.
And he doesn't watch the show at all.
He is.
He literally is like, bye, and, like, reads a book.
Because, you know, he's intelligent.
And so I was like, cool, cool.
I'll entertain myself.
You start walking by.
I must have grabbed his hand so hard.
I think I was like [GASP].
And then I was like, keep it together.
Keep it together.
And then I couldn't.
I just blurted out.
And I don't even know what I must have said to you,
and I'm so sorry.
You said hi and, like, I have to say hello to you.
And you were the sweetest thing ever, so thank you.
Oh my God.
And I appreciate that.
You're so sweet.
You're a mom.
I know you don't talk about your son--
I don't.
And I have to just tell you--
Yes.
I don't want to talk about him, I just
want to tell you how much I respect you for it.
Thank you.
And I think you're awesome for that.
Thank you.
So we'll move on.
Yeah, thanks.
Absolutely.
Erika Jayne.
Yes.
I mean, I know this, because clearly I'm a fan,
but let's just assume somebody.
Doesn't where did this alter ego, you know, appear out of?
Right, OK.
So I was 35-years-old living a really--
That's how old I am.
Are you really?
It's a great age.
It's awesome.
Wait until you get in your 40s.
Oh boy.
I'm 47.
You look amazing!
Thank you, yeah, yeah.
And I'm proud, OK?
35-years-old, living a great life.
And I had performed all my life, but I
was living my husband's life.
And I wasn't challenged, and I wasn't feeling like myself.
So I created Erika Jayne.
Unbelievable.
I think it's really bad-ass, I've got to tell you.
Thank you.
And here I am all these years later still.
At 47.
47.
You look amazing.
So now let's move on to this--
Oh my God.
I know!
Come on!
That is such a setup.
I didn't do it.
I don't care.
They did it.
They did this.
Oh my God.
Here are the questions that I have.
I have so many questions.
Ho much time do we have?
OK.
How much of this show is genuinely scripted,
and how much of the storyline over this puppy is genuine?
No one has ever asked me to do anything.
So on my end--
The relationships are 100% genuine?
Yeah, well, that's why you're seeing us gel together so
hard as a cast this year.
Are you guys-- because in some shows
you're not allowed to talk if the cameras aren't on.
I mean, it's not advised, but we do.
So this puppy gate thing really happened?
Yeah, it really did.
Dorit adopted a dog from Vanderpump Dog Center.
Yes.
The dog did not work out.
Instead of returning it to the shelter,
she found what she thought was a great home.
That home or that person--
Put it back in the shelter.
Then took the dog to another shelter.
But that's not where the drama started.
Then it became, did Lisa--
girl, I know.
Did Lisa Vanderpump have--
Want the story out there.
Yes, and so then she manipulated somebody else
to jump in and produce the drama.
Did she-- right.
And did she?
In my opinion, yes.
I do too.
I think so too.
Yes, 100%.
Is she quitting the show?
What's happening?
You know, I don't know if she's quitting the show.
Yes you do.
Yes you do, Erika Jayne.
I know that she stopped showing up mid-season.
Really?
Yes.
And so we were-- yes.
And we were stuck looking at each other, like,
so what's going on?
Have you talked to her since?
No!
What are we gonna talk about?
Are you on Teddi's side?
Yes.
I'm on the truth's side, and that's the truth.
Yeah you are.
Yeah.
I'm with you.
Do you think she just got caught and she
was done playing the game?
I think she got cold feet and she got caught.
She backed out at the very last minute.
But that's not to give her total--
I mean, listen, it takes a lot to want
to do something like that.
Is she gonna be back for the reunion?
Who?
Lisa.
I don't know.
When's the reunion?
June.
Can I come?
Yes.
You can be my personal guest.
Yes!
Can I come?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
You can come.
Erika.
No, I--
You promise?
If they'll let-- yes, absolutely.
OK.
Oh, I'm so excited.
You can come to the reunion.
OK, listen, I've got to plug this show.
OK.
So "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"
airs Tuesdays at 9 PM on Bravo.