Piñatas
I love piñatas.
It's perfect for when you want to beat something to death,
but also want candy!
Why do they make it look so pretty?
Most of the time when you're playing with it, it looks like this: *Darkness*
What the... ALEX what are you *stutter* doing here?
I just wanted to know what it would feel like to have a million subscriber (*Holds "R"* s.)
*Interupts* No, go. Get out. Go back to itsAlexClark and wait your turn.
Okay... fine...
Don't come back unless you have cake!
*SIGHS*
Piñatas
*Song Slows Down*
Here is a story that involved me when I was a first grader in a piñata.
I don't know if any of you guys did this in your elementary school but when it
was someone's birthday,
that kid would bring treats for the whole class.
And then the whole class would take 10 minutes,
stop everything they're doing and then pass
out the pastries to everyone.
How come we don't do that anymore?
In high school,
depending on the teacher,
They don't do anything for your birthday party.
And in college,
heck, no one even talks to you.
So I have a twin sister and we were in the first
grade together, so when it came time for our birthdays we had to celebrate two
birthdays. It's double birthdays, we gotta do something extra special
My mom had an idea,
"Let's do a piñata."
But since my mom is super cheap she decided
to make her own piñata paper mâché.
And it turns out making homemade piñatas
are easy. All you gotta do is blow up a balloon, cover it in paper mâché, wait for it
to harden, pop the balloon inside, cut a hole up and fill it with candy, cover the
whole back up with paper mâché, paint it and then beat it senseless.
Simple.
So my mom went above and beyond made a sphere piñata for our entire first grade class.
Me and my sister's birthday is towards the end of the school year.
In elementary school that last week of school, like, you don't even do anything, it doesn't even count.
So hopefully my teacher wasn't too mad what was about to transpire.
My sister and I were just pumped the whole school day because we helped build the piñata,
we helped paint it and now we're going to help beat to pieces.
The teacher eventually called out,
"Alright class, James' mom made us a piñata so we're all gonna go outside and whack it!"
Oh, YES! This was perfect!
It was our birthday; we got to beat up a piñata at school. I have the best mom.
Me and my sister got a swing first because we're the birthday bois.
We didn't end up breaking it, but I wasn't mad.
Let these other non-birthday people have some fun, I'm a generous guy hey,in
the end I just want the candy.so the next guy goes up, then next and then the next and
then eventually everyone gotta turn. Well, piñatas supposed to break
ain't it?Apparently my mom was a little precautious and put a few extra layers
of paper mache and the pinata so that way everyone would get a turn Yay! and
apparently she also overestimated the strength of paper mache and
first-graders.But did this teacher let the whole class down? No! You know what
she did bless her soul she said "alright class we're all gonna take turns uhhh
throwing this against a curb!"
I mean what other option did this teacher have? She could have stabbed it but I
don't think that would have been very fun. Looking back she might have just
been wanting to speed up the process but as a group of seven year olds we had a
blast! Also i'm glad the pinata was not the shape of an animal because imagine
how traumatizing that would have been to see seven year old's curb stomp a unicorn.
We would have been like little tiny mob bosses! Alright Tony, ready to give up the candy? (No I don't)
Such a shame you feel that way, Tony. Bruce. I'm glad my mom was so
thoughtful putting all those layers of paper mache and the pinata because we
all gotta turn throwing the pinata on the ground.
I remember getting so into it I remember jumping up in the air before smashing
the pinata onto the pavement. Nothing was gonna get in between me and whatever
candy was in there. Pretty soon though we're all getting pretty antsy everyone
was like "uhh I was promised there'd be candy."
Eventually after what felt like an eternity of beating this pinata into the
ground we gotta rip. I don't know if you guys saw the first episode of the
walking dead it's actually the only episode i've ever seen.
And there's a scene in the first episode where the zombies rip open a horse and
eat its organs.
Well that was pretty much what it looks like after we got a rip in the pinata.
I don't remember what candy was in there but hopefully it was worth it. And
that was probably the best and worst pinata I ever broke.
Have any of you guys curb stomped a piñata that your mom made for you in the first grade. Tell
me below in the comments. Also want to give a big big thank you to
CaptainSparklez who was okay with playing a woman, I don't know if you
could tell, but my teacher was actually Jordan. And it's so cool that I've been
looking up to CaptainSparklez for so long and now he's in one of my videos so
dreams do come true
I also want to give another thanks to Alex. wait wait wait *sigh* What Alex? I've
made you a cake it's your favorite.
Awww thanks Alex I hope it wasn't too much trouble, you'll get there one day buddy
Yeah... I will. wait what was that? You earned it James congrats on one million
subscribers! Cheers! Oh uhhh Cheers.
mmh this is really good you should bake the cake for when I hit two million next
month. *Coughing Noises* Oh what was that?
well James that's very simple I poisoned your cake. What! It's so much fun you know
because now the channel, It's MINE. How dare you Alex!
*Continued Intense coughing noises*