- Can we maintain a poker face
or will be barf all over the place?
- Let's talk about that.
(gentle upbeat music)
Good Mythical Morning.
- We were raised nice Southern boys
and nice Southern boys are taught
that whenever someone makes food for you,
you gotta eat it, even if you hate it!
- Yeah and that also means you cannot gag
while finding a way to get it down.
That would get you banned from Rhett's house for a week.
- You don't like my mom's cooking?
- I'm not saying that.
I'm just saying milk does and go with every meal.
- Well, have you tried it with every meal
like the McLaughlins?
- No!
- It's your loss, man.
Today, the Mythical crew has gathered up
the nasiest elements available, all in the name
of putting our nice Southern gag reflexes to the test.
It's time for Here We Go Again Trying Our Best Not to Barf.
If It's Worse Than Last Time, We truly Might Sharf.
That's when you barf and shart at the same time.
- Okay. Add that to my vocabulary.
- Last time we did this, Link had a little bit of trouble
keeping his composure.
You think you got enough- - A little bit.
- Battle scars from last time to get you through
what you're about to go through?
- I have no clue what we're about to go through
and no- - Okay.
- I didn't learn anything.
- You seem like you're already a little reactive right now.
- I'm a little- - Nothing's happening.
- I'm very excited to be doing this.
- (laughs) Great, that's the attitude we're looking for.
To find out just who currently has the greatest capacity
to suppress their gag-itude.
- Maybe it's me now.
- Several of our senses will be placed
under extreme conditions and we got a very simple task.
We gotta try not to gag.
- Mm-hmm.
If we show any reaction at all, including our eyes,
making a noise, turning our heads, anything,
we're gonna be penalized a point.
If we actually gag, we're gonna be penalized five points
and if we tap out at any time, that's also five points.
- And the person with the fewest points in the end wins
and will be crowned the Duke of No Puke.
- Let's do it.
(gentle music)
- [Stevie] Gentlemen, welcome to the gag zone
and apparently, it extends off set
because I am already nearly gagging
at what you're about to do.
- I'm not smelling anything yet.
- [Stevie] Good for you. In this round-
- I'm smelling myself. I'm smelling my own head.
- We look like two dumb beekeepers.
(crew laughing)
With a tube connected to some torture contraption.
- [Stevie] Oh, yeah. It's gonna be torturous
because you're gonna be smelling
three extremely unpleasant smells
in your own personal puke pod helmets,
delivered via a tunnel of stench.
You will need to survive 30 seconds per smell,
after which, we'll relieve you for a moment
by disconnecting your stench tunnel.
Lucas, come on in and bring smell number one.
- Stench tunnel.
- [Stevie] Which I'm already smelling.
- What was that? Cheese?
- [Stevie] Do you wanna know what it is?
- No.
- [Stevie] It's not part of the game, but.
- No.
- I feel like I might just faint
from breathing my own fumes.
- Dang, that's pretty bad
when smelling yourself makes you faint.
- No, it's just the recycled air feeling.
- Oh.
You're talking about how you're gonna need
oxygen to survive?
- Yeah.
- [Stevie] The stink has been placed.
Lucas, please flip the stink switch.
And your time begins now.
- I'm feeling some circulation.
Oh.
Oh, my gosh.
(crew laughing)
- My eyes.
- [Link] What is that?
- [Stevie] Remember, you're trying not to gag, squirm,
flinch, or really react in any way.
- It's burning my eyes, Mom!
(crew laughing)
- It's burning my nose.
Oh, my gosh!
(crew laughing)
- I don't feel safe.
- Oh, my gosh!
- This does not feel safe.
- What is this?
- [Stevie] All right, all right, all right.
Let's stop the stink.
- Stop the stink!
- I can't breath.
Actually, I can't breathe it in. I feel like...
- Oh! (slapping legs) Oh!
- I feel like breathing it in is,
it's gonna cause some medical problems.
- I'm gonna die! What is that?
- [Stevie] That was deer urine.
- Oh, gosh!
(Link retching)
Is the deer here? Because I would like to shoot it.
(crew laughing)
Not much of a hunter, but today is different.
- I figured out a way to get my mouth down.
Oh, my gosh.
- [Stevie] Okay, the next stench is in.
Lucas, please hit the stink switch.
- [Link] Oh, gosh.
- [Stevie] And here we go. Let's start that time.
- I'm smelling something.
- [Rhett] Hello.
- I'm thinking this might not be as bad.
- It's very unpleasant- - [Link] It's bad.
- But I'm committed to not reacting.
- It's not deer urine. I'll say that.
- Yeah, I don't feel like my skin is burning off.
- [Link] Yeah.
- [Stevie] What do you think it is?
- It smells like rotten-
- [Stevie] Yeah?
- Rotten dog fur.
- [Stevie] Close. - Rotten dog fur.
- [Stevie] It's rancid-
- It's like a wet dog, is what I thought.
- [Stevie] It's rancid milk.
- Oh, gosh. Okay.
- Yeah, I'm okay with this.
- [Stevie] All right, well, I'm gonna stop your time.
You guys did really well with that.
- Oh, gosh. Yeah.
- [Stevie] We can shut it down.
- Clear the pipe, Lucas.
- [Stevie] Move onto our next stench.
Okay, let's flip that stink switch, Lucas.
Oh, good Lord.
This one visually is not pleasant!
Let's start your time.
- You smell anything, Rhett?
- Mm-hmm.
(crew laughing)
- It's starting to creep in for me.
- My eye wants to twitch a little bit.
- This is a weird one.
- [Stevie] What is it?
- There's a umami sort of vibe.
- [Stevie] Really?
- Yeah.
- [Stevie] Because it's just a whole fish
that's been microwaved.
- Oh, really?
- It's not pleasant.
- [Stevie] But you guys have done it!
- But it's not deer urine. I will tell you that.
- [Stevie] You've done it.
You've made it through once again.
- Oh, my goodness.
You really scared me with that deer urine.
- The deer urine ruined our noses.
- Yeah, I think that's it.
I think I might not ever gag again.
You might've cured me!
- Right. All it takes is a little splash of deer urine.
- [Stevie] Well, it's a good thing the next couple rounds
have nothing to do with noses.
Get ready!
- Okay.
(gentle music)
- [Stevie] Welcome to round two, boys.
- Hello. - [Stevie] How you doing?
- Stevie. - Not great.
(Rhett laughing)
(crew laughing)
- Sike.
Sike, Stevie.
Hello.
(crew laughing)
I don't exactly know what happened.
I believe I began to fall backwards.
- So we're locked in. - - [Stevie] Yes.
- We're gonna be forced into something.
- [Stevie] Yeah, so for this round, you'll be subjected
to three nausea-inducing videos found on YouTube.
Heard of it?
- Yummy.
- It's great because I'm already nauseous
from the deer urine.
- And being upside down.
- Hanging upside down, waiting for this round to begin.
- [Stevie] Good, good.
You must watch the videos in their entirety
and any kind of reaction or gag
will, of course, result in penalty points.
We've also added ear buds for a more immersive experience
and if you wanna tap out completely, you can
by slightly leaning back, but remember,
that will cost you five points.
And, of course, if you at home wanna watch along,
we've included the links to the clips
in the episode description, but be warned,
these are gag-inducing videos.
And with that, I will introduce our first video,
which is titled, "Mailman Stubbed Toe.
Nail Loose and Falling Off."
Please enjoy.
- Nail? Oh, come on!
- [Voice In Video] What I'm gonna do-
- No! No! (crew laughing)
- [Voice In Video] This is like a loose tooth.
- It's not a loose tooth! It's a...
(crew laughing)
- How do we know he's a mailman?
(voice in video talking)
- Oh, look at the hair on that toe.
(Link retching)
- It's like the lid of a lunchbox.
With a little bit of roast beef in there.
- [Voice In Video] So it does hurt a little bit.
- Does it hurt a little bit?
Yeah, I'd say so.
(Link exclaiming)
I'm trying not to look at Link,
but it feels like he's shaking.
- I'm cool, man. I'm cool.
- How you doing over there?
- No reaction from me. - [Stevie] I don't even know.
What happens when your face freezes
into a prolonged reaction?
It's what we're gonna have to figure out.
- Points, points, points, points, points.
- [Stevie] (laughs) Yeah, yeah.
- No, no, no.
Once it goes to a spot,
then that's my new normal resting face.
(Rhett laughing)
- That was difficult.
That was a little bit difficult to watch.
- I have a deeply rooted childhood fear
of getting my toenails clipped.
My mom and stepdad would have to hold me down
in order to clip my toenails.
- That was beyond clipping.
- [Stevie] Which is the title of our next video.
- Beyond clipping.
- [Stevie] Beyond clipping.
No, it's actually called- (laughing)
It's actually called, "Spit Suck Up."
- Okay, this might be difficult.
(crew laughing)
Why is it that color?
- It's brown.
What is that spit?
- I think I'm more disgusted by the facial hair.
- I love that he keeps looking at the cameraman
to make sure that he's still being filmed.
It's like, "Are you getting all this?"
- This is making me a little bit nauseous,
but this isn't making you react visibly, Link.
- That was, yeah.
- That was actually-
- [Link] I was cool with that one.
- That was significantly tougher for me than the-
- Really? - Yeah.
- Why?
- It's just nasty face stuff.
- I'm cool with that. He didn't react?
- [Stevie] Yeah, no, he didn't.
He didn't react either time, though.
- [Link] You're a psychopath.
- I'm trying not go gag, man.
- [Stevie] So let's see if that streak continues.
- I'm Hannibal McLaughlin.
- [Stevie] Can you handle blood clot/bizarre ER?
- This is not gonna be good for Link.
- Bizarre?
No!
No! I'm with you, girl.
- That's a lot of blood, Link.
(crew laughing)
Why is he so calm?
- I'm out!
(crew laughing)
(Link groaning)
- Oh, man. I wish you could see that, Link.
He just spit up a blood baby.
- Oh, no.
- He just had like, a blood catfish come out of his mouth.
Oh, man, I wish Link could see this.
I wish you could see it.
- Hold on. I'm getting too nauseous down here.
I gotta come back up.
- See Roger's face at the end? (laughing)
- Yeah. Not much different than mine.
Oh, my gosh.
- That was awful.
- [Stevie] Yeah, that went well.
- I might need to go to medical school.
- [Stevie] I think you might need to drink things
that we've liquified for you.
(gentle music)
- In order to delay this liquified madness,
I wanna remind you to check out Trevor's podcast,
Trevor Talks Too Much.
- Yeah!
- New episode released every Tuesday,
wherever you get your podcasts.
You can also check out the episodes in video form
on the YouTube channel, Trevor Talks Too Much,
so subscribe to that.
Give our boy some support.
- Give our boy some support.
- [Stevie] Okay, I think you're gonna need some support
for this last round because the final sense
to be tested today is taste.
- Okay.
- It's anybody's game, right?
- [Stevie] Well. (laughs)
- Yeah, sure. - [Stevie] Sure, yeah.
In order to administer the purest form of awful flavor,
we've removed the distraction of chewing for you,
Link, and liquified your foods
for a more refined chugging experience
and no, we aren't going to tell you
what you'll be tasting ahead of time.
Lucas, go ahead and pour in that first liquid.
- [Link] So it's locked?
- [Rhett] It's locked up right now.
- [Stevie] Yeah, keep it locked.
I'm gonna give you a three, two, one.
- Oh, the sounds!
- Oh, it's ploppy.
- [Stevie] On my after one,
you can release the liquids into your mouths.
- It's not filling the things until we open it.
- Yeah.
- [Stevie] Oh, well, then.
- It's gonna be a little of air that comes into our mouths
and then followed by nasty.
- So we're gonna get a mouthful, that then we can stop it.
- [Stevie] Yeah. - Swallow it.
- You can swallow it. Stop and swallow.
- [Stevie] Yeah, the old stop and swallow.
Okay, go ahead.
- Ready?
- Three, two, one.
- Here it come.
(crew laughing)
(Link grunting)
- It's a little spicy.
(crew laughing)
- Oh, my gosh.
- [Stevie] Any idea what that was?
- Hot. Hot celery.
- [Stevie] Close.
(crew laughing)
It's actually something that people eat, though.
Not hot celery.
- It's liquified peppers of some kind.
- [Stevie] It's spicy pickles. Liquified spicy pickles.
- Spicy pickles. - [Stevie] You guys did-
- I kinda like it.
- [Stevie] Yeah, you did well with this one.
- Is it over?
- [Stevie] We wanted to easy you into it.
This round's over, but let's move onto the next.
Okay, Lucas, let's pour it in.
- [Link] Oh, man. How do you feel because-
- My stomach is a little uneasy.
The deer urine really just set me on road.
- Yeah, it really, I've been hurting ever since.
And I keep picturing that freaking toenail.
- Well, you should've seen Roger
spit out that blood catfish-
(Link shushing Rhett)
It was like a slug, man. - [Stevie] Okay.
Open your valves and three, two, one.
(Link retching)
- Well, Link's having a little trouble.
(crew laughing)
Link's having a little trouble with this.
Oh, gosh.
- [Stevie] Do you like it, Rhett?
- No, I hate it.
- [Stevie] Okay. (laughing)
(crew laughing)
- I'm just trying to win, Stevie.
Is it-
- Well, it's really close.
- Is it straight fat?
- [Stevie] Yeah. It's just straight up fat.
It's like a mix of different fats.
- It's completely coating the inside of my mouth.
It's very unpleasant.
- [Stevie] Yeah, I wouldn't recommend having anymore.
It's probably not very good for you.
(Link retching)
- Link's worse than Roger.
(crew laughing)
He's worse than Roger!
- [Stevie] Okay, Lucas. - all right, all right.
I'm still in this.
- [Stevie] I feel so bad right now.
- These tubes are just coated in fat,
so I don't know how bad what we're about to taste is,
but it's gonna push a bunch of fat into our mouths
before it gets in there.
- [Stevie] Just go for it, Lucas.
Let's just get it over with.
Don't look.
- If that's more deer urine.
- If it's deer urine, I'm gonna die.
- [Stevie] Okay, here we go. Three, two, one.
(crew laughing)
(Link retching)
(Rhett gagging)
(Link spitting)
It wasn't me. It wasn't me.
But you know what it is, don't you?
- My love for you guys.
- Is it bile?
- Is vanished. - [Stevie] Yeah.
- It's straight bile?
- [Stevie] Yeah.
(Link gagging)
It wasn't me.
- Damn you all to hell!
(crew laughing)
(Rhett laughing)
- Wow!
Well, we can say we did that.
(bell dinging)
- [Stevie] Well, and Rhett can say
that he is the Duke of No Puke,
even though he just puked a little bit.
- [Link] Oh, my gosh.
- I actually thought it was gonna reach down
and get everything I've had today.
- You know what? You know what it shows?
- Get away from me. (laughing)
(crew laughing)
- We only have each other.
- Actually, you know what?
It doesn't make your breath stink.
It just is, I don't understand how it works.
Bile is what you throw up when you're dry heaving
and that's the only thing that will come up,
which I feel like some of my own bile came up.
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