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youtube
rewind channel no dude you know how i
feel about making youtube rewind videos
it's pretentious it's narcissistic makes
it look like i want to suck my own
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fine fine barack i'll do it okay but
this is the last favor i'm doing for you
okay okay
what is the one cent that every straight
man universally enjoys and then it hit
me
gravity is utter nonsense should we just
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is it unisex yeah
it's going to give you lots of sex too
bro's chilling in a bathtub five feet
apart because they're not gay okay i'm
jumping in place here
why did i fall in that same exact spot
because you're heavy not because of
gravity have you ever inspected your pp
for issues and did you have any issues
no
that's not true
we're right in the middle of the youtube
rewind right now do you want to plug do
a plug
it's called becoming becoming
uh
amazon or uh
yeah it's an audiobook too yeah okay you
heard him uh continue the youtube rewind
video now i feel like i've dedicated my
entire life to doing this i haven't
taken really any breaks longer than like
two weeks and
and i mean i just feel like i don't
really quite know what life is outside
of this and i haven't really experienced
anything else and
you know i'm just saying
i'm leaving smosh i sold it for zero
dollars
and uh you know the relation with the
government and uh
i really love suppressing all my
emotions honestly ask me a question
about my emotions dude how are you
feeling great
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[Laughter]
i prefer the
artichokes nature's jolly rancher
no
um
there you go
now maybe you'll get on trending oh wait
you're dead wait unless you're logan
paul
oh man
i'm going to show you a few drawings i
found and i'd love to know what you
think on a scale of
what's up
okay what do we got
oh
yeah notice there's no there's no
caboose but it is it is entering a
caboose
that's
panned down no pain down i'm not panning
dude panned down not panning down and
down i'm serious
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what is this just like a cat coming up
to me in the house i'm so bad that's why
i don't want a dog
can you make it go down more
there you go there you go
should i like have a sexual death right
now so it's like
yes yes
ah
he's trying his best for
choose you
i can't i can't i can't i can't i can't
yeah
i got it i don't think we should use it
oh
still look like a mermaid though still
it still looks okay yeah you can barely
notice all right
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this is painful at the time this was
youtube 2013 just like go up to the
camera
comedy
let's just continue with their lives and
fake like that didn't happen i just
realized today today they're shooting
youtube rewind
whatever i i hated
getting zombie makeup put on me for 12
hours straight than being seen for
literally a fraction of a second with an
unrecognizable face doing the dab
that was great
yeah oh my god this
this round of applause right now is for
you because you made it through that
entire video and i don't want to say i'm
proud but i'm proud
you deserve a round of applause everyone
behind camera
you can all
give a clap
i that was that was great i have all 38
members of my legal team here i got my
lawyer my managers i got five managers
there's literally three people here
so this here this cake i made
specifically for you because i just want
to show my appreciation for you and how
long
you know you might have stuck with me
for the entirety of this video but also
for this year that means a lot we've had
our ups and downs i'm not going to get
into my my my downs
there's been a lot of downs i think you
know what i'm talking about we've had
our ups sometimes i think about you to
make my morning wood disappear
warms my heart every time i see that so
here you go this is for you but in all
seriousness thank you so much for
sticking with me through so many changes
and evolving with me i feel like i've
really
found my voice this year i feel like at
the beginning of the year i didn't know
what the [ __ ] i was doing but
now
i still don't know what the [ __ ] i'm
doing but at least i can fake like i do
you know i feel like that's 99 of life
fake like you know what the [ __ ] you're
doing i felt an immense amount of
pressure when i first officially
launched this channel last year going
solo going independent i felt like i had
to live up to everything that i had
created in like the 12 years of my life
beforehand it just put too much pressure
on me to try to be perfect and i feel
like i kind of lost sight of just having
fun which is crazy because
i thought i thought i was at the time
it's it's crazy trust me to be in my
head is it's a different it's a
different world but now i feel like i've
been able to kind of just have fun and
interacting with you in the comments and
on the youtube stories
instagram twitter and everything i feel
like i've just been having
fun with it and i just want to say thank
you for making this experience
worth it i feel like for a while i kind
of lost that connection just because i
became so
bitter about the way that i
felt under the rule of a certain company
but feel like i've kind of found it
again it just means a lot to me all i'm
trying to say is i love it and
i love you guys as cheesy as that sounds
i do love you even though right now i'm
just looking at a reflection of myself
in this lens and i just want to say that
all right
see you later bye guys press the like on
to an even better 2019.
i
would love to take a pocket knife out
and just saw my