- I see it's head, is it possible your baby's a coconut?
(laughs)
- What the heck is a hormone monster?
Today, we are reacting to the medical scenes
and possible injuries that happen in hilarious new
Big Mouth spin-off show, Human Resources.
Before we get into it, brace yourselves,
the show is a little boundary pushing.
All right, let's dive right in.
- Beat him into dust so I can him off (beep).
- Hey Mona, first time at the fight?
- Oh no, I've seen plenty of (rooster crows) fights.
Wear the condom.
- I don't understand what I'm watching.
Boxers have very high rates of getting
traumatic brain injury.
Think about Muhammad Ali who develops a movement disorder,
could that accelerate different disease processes
in the brain, which then decreases nerve impulses
which can lead to different types of movement disorders?
- Cut me, boy.
(laughs)
- He's got the same voice as Sylvester Stallone.
- You got a lot going on, kid.
- This is like an old school technique
when people's eyes would get so swollen
that they would actually cut it open
to get the blood clot out
so they can actually see and decompress the area.
Yeah, they don't do that anymore.
- [Man] Come on, get that (beep).
- Most of the time in the emergency department,
when we see nasal fractures,
we actually don't do much with them.
They'll heal straight, sometimes if they're so off,
I've had to crack a bone back into place.
I've seen comments where people are telling me
that there's no bone in the nose.
Yes, it's called the nasal bone.
- (beep) is he doing?
- Oh (beep).
- How is this a TV show?
We cannot use this, we can't use this.
- Becca, I'm afraid we're going to have to put you
on bedrest for the last month of your pregnancy.
- If you're having bedrest, it's typically due to
an incompetent cervix.
Because you're up on your feet, things can progress
where it shouldn't where you need the baby in there
longer to develop and grow inside
so it gets the full development within the uterus.
- The (beep), you are.
- Sweetie?
- I start arguing a case on Monday and I'll queef this baby
out in the jury box before I miss it.
- What?
A queef is actually a fart, but coming from the genitals
and it's just related to air displacement.
We get very similar responses from patients
when they're like eager, they wanna do their job,
they can't miss work, they can't miss this.
There's lots of different things
that patients don't wanna miss.
(Becca groans)
- Becca, baby, what can I do?
Do you want a fan?
- That is actually a position that can be used
at the hospital in early stages.
- Some corn nuts?
- I want this parasite ripped outta me!
- Let's start with the fan.
(laughs)
- A parasite is basically something
that's feeding off of your body
and not providing you any benefit.
So it's not really a wrong term to use.
You really never want to refer to anybody as a parasite.
- Look out world, great mother coming through.
- Becca you're so strong, you strong woman.
How are you doing?
- It feels like my butthole's gonna rip in half.
- I've seen a full spectrum of emotions and pain
that people experience and a lot of times,
if you're in this much pain, OB-GYN will get
an anesthesiologist involved to offer an epidural
so you'll be able to feel some types of pressure
but not a significant amount of pain.
- Hey Evie, we could use some love vibes up here, please.
- Oh, I'm okay back here, I'm getting-
- Oh my gosh.
You actually typically wouldn't have that type
of cardiac monitor.
A lot of times you would have a toco monitor
for the heart rate on the baby itself.
- Becca, don't forget to change positions.
- (indistinct), you put away your god damn
WebMD print out!
- I'm trying to help.
- Oh my gosh, the good old Web MD.
Web MD is good to a point.
Majority of the time they're gonna give you
the worst case scenario and it always leads to cancer
or dying, just be careful and be aware.
- Becca, listen to me, okay?
It's time to start pushing.
- Now?
- Typically you have no control over your bowels
or your bladder, so a lot of times pregnant women
are given enemas to clear out the bowel system
so there's not poop going on at the same time.
- I'm going to poo in front of people?
- It's a real thing.
- Oh (beep), I see it's head.
Is it possible your baby's a coconut?
(laughs)
- So sometimes, baby's heads can kind of change shapes
and forms as they're trying to come out of the canal.
They've come up with devices that children can wear,
these little helmets that look like they're
out of the movie Tron and it helps reshape the head
but typically they do go back to normal.
- My nipples are so sore!
- [Nipples] Sore? We're (beep) totaled!
(laughs)
- I've never seen talking nipples before.
I'm assuming they're very sore,
related to the fact that the baby is breastfeeding.
There's a couple things that cause that,
biting of the nipples by the baby
and then also what happens is you can get
something called mastitis, which is inflammation
of that area relating to a bacterial infection.
- Oh, (beep), sorry.
I didn't know you were... what are you doing?
- Can't wipe yet, too raw.
- Ooh!
- Women will get hemorrhoids or if she had a tear
or episiotomy, there are topical medications
that you can use but pretty much time
and making sure that you're not straining any further
is the gold standard of therapy.
- I heard you used to be kind of awesome.
- You mean before I had to cold press my (beep)
and squirt down my... oh.
- No, why did you look down?
- I think it's gonna die, like (beep).
- No, no, it won't.
- Sometimes the skin colors can change,
there could be some bruising, hypervasculars,
there's more blood going down to the groin area.
But typically all the anatomy goes back to normal.
- Someday you'll even party like before
and you'll eat spicy chicken sandwiches!
- But it won't be the same.
(laughs)
- Have you ever eaten spicy food
and you feel like your butthole's on fire?
I have.
So if you have hemorrhoids or you have open cuts down there
it could be exceptionally discomforting
and I always recommend everybody, get baby wipes
so it's like soothing.
- She's always leaking from somewhere.
- What if the rest of her life is just open ended suffering?
- Oh man, these are literally the brain torturing hormones
that actually do occur in real life.
Women and men go through potentially
on almost a daily basis.
There are options, there are therapies
and there are other ways that you can go about
to put these thoughts and feelings at bay.
- You get outta here dumb thought, you stay home.
- (beep) they're still too tight, the pills aren't working!
- We've got plenty of time, man.
- The wedding's in twelve hours!
- You bought that other stuff from the pharmacy, right?
- Caffeine, pills, workout powder, horse laxatives?
- Oh my gosh.
A laxative in itself is gonna cause
a significant amount of dehydration.
Yes, it may relieve some abdominal bloating
but it's gonna cause diarrhea and then you can actually
run into electrolyte abnormalities significantly.
So really, be careful with what medications you're taking.
- You sure it's okay to take these things with zoom zooms?
- You totally can.
I mean, we got it at a drug store and drugs-
- I dunno what a zoom zoom is, what's a zoom zoom?
- Right, but there's warnings and stuff.
- There's a million drugs over the counter
at grocery stores and pharmacies
that can cause a significant amount of harm.
If you take all of 'em at the same time,
they can actually cause issues related to your kidneys
and your liver and mess with your GI tract.
- Dr. Blueberry's ultimate yogurt cleanse
says it should only be taken alone in a field.
(laughs)
- I'm not sure what that means.
Is he going to trip his brain out?
See hallucinogenic things?
I don't even know.
- Dante told me the government is just afraid
of regular people knowing these shortcuts.
This is all laid out on YouTube.
- Oh my gosh.
Vitamins, supplement, herbs.
These are actually not FDA regulated
so you actually may not know exactly what you're getting.
Just as something to be aware of.
- I mean, if it's on YouTube. (gulps)
- Oh my gosh.
If it's on the internet, it's gotta be real.
No.
Do your due diligence, check out the source.
I'm not coming up with an original idea.
I am summarizing and bringing these ideas to you guys
from the millions of medical textbooks that I've read.
Oh my gosh, this show was a little ridiculous.
It did remind me of Big Mouth.
It was a little risque, some of it
was actually quite educational.
If you guys like this, please let me know in the comments.
Let me know different episodes you want me to check out
or scenes that I should look into.
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Thank you so much for watching
and stay healthy, my friends.
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